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2339 clicks; posted to Business » on 16 Aug 2022 at 5:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-15 9:26:48 PM  
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2022-08-15 9:37:40 PM  
Do they have a bargain bin for Top Secret documents???
 
2022-08-15 9:47:25 PM  
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2022-08-15 10:01:50 PM  
That's in Livonia. At least I think it is. God forbid there's more than one.
 
2022-08-15 10:23:40 PM  
Kinda surprised he hasn't sued them for using his name. Yet.
 
2022-08-15 10:41:45 PM  
Do they sell mens diapers? Depends...
 
2022-08-16 12:39:31 AM  
Google Maps search for "trump store":

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TOTALLY not a cult.
 
2022-08-16 3:26:36 AM  
Trump stroke more like it
 
2022-08-16 3:33:55 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Google Maps search for "trump store":

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TOTALLY not a cult.


Ugh. One of thes is near a State Park I love, for childhood memories.

Fark the assholes who are ruining everything good about America.
 
2022-08-16 3:48:58 AM  
I know the one in Arizona. It's in a town called Show Low.
 
2022-08-16 5:15:59 AM  
The local pop-up store has had a 50% sale for the first time ever this weekend.

I laughed my ass off as I pulled out the Food Lion parking lot.

When the group fleecing the rubes starting offloading inventory, they're nervous.
 
2022-08-16 5:22:06 AM  

cheap_thoughts: Trump stroke more like it


I'm trying to see what I can get changing one letter in the names of various US presidents.

Richard (Dick) Dixon
Gerald Fork
Jimmy Farter
Ronald Veagan
George Tush
Bill Clitton
George W Tush
Barack O Mama
Donald Tramp
Joe Bidet

Trump stroke is better.
 
2022-08-16 5:25:18 AM  
Trump is bigger* than Jesus!

*by at least 180 pounds
 
2022-08-16 5:34:18 AM  

nytmare: Trump is bigger* than Jesus!

*by at least 180 pounds


Not only that, but Trump was also crucified even longer than Christ.

And on a bigger cross.
 
2022-08-16 6:00:21 AM  
✔ Huge on the outside

✔ Nothing of value on the inside

✔ Will inevitably fail

Yep, it's genuine Trump.
 
2022-08-16 6:06:19 AM  
This is why we can't have nice things.  A percentage of the country worships that guy... and for what?  What did he actually do?  He didn't even get his stupid wall built.  I guess if you're a pro lifer you can credit him with getting Roe V. Wade overturned, but I doubt he even intended to do that, and he's clearly not a moral man.
 
2022-08-16 6:11:29 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Google Maps search for "trump store":

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TOTALLY not a cult.


Missed one.  There is a "Let's go Brandon" store and a Trump Pence 2020 headquarters in Salem NH right on Rt. 28.
 
2022-08-16 6:49:02 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Google Maps search for "trump store":

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TOTALLY not a cult.


Well, I for one am glad that's not in *my* search history.
 
2022-08-16 7:05:12 AM  
It's still funny in a sense that Trump, who is a failed real estate billionaire*, married three times, comes from one of the biggest Liberal states in the nation, and hung out with rapist pedo Jeffrey Epstein, was able to have a loyal following simply by being the biggest bigot out there.
 
2022-08-16 7:07:47 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Google Maps search for "trump store":

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TOTALLY not a cult.


There's a Trump Stuff store? Well that's really convenient, I usually have to pay the hooker more for that.
 
2022-08-16 7:23:57 AM  
We have a pwt version Of That at the flea market.
Every one at the flea knows I spend a lot, and rarely haggle.
They also know I cut a literal wide walk around of his booth.

Not a dime traitor.
 
2022-08-16 7:42:39 AM  
Not the store we need, but the store we deserve.
 
2022-08-16 7:46:26 AM  

giantmeteor: That's in Livonia. At least I think it is. God forbid there's more than one.


Goddammit, are you serious? Ugh, this was funny until I learned it was 20 minutes from my house. Livonia sucks.
 
2022-08-16 7:47:34 AM  
Isn't this guy notorious for suing people who use the Trump name/brand for infringement?
 
2022-08-16 7:48:37 AM  

vudukungfu: We have a pwt version Of That at the flea market.
Every one at the flea knows I spend a lot, and rarely haggle.
They also know I cut a literal wide walk around of his booth.

Not a dime traitor.


I enjoy flea markets myself, but these past few years have really seen them get cluttered up with Trump garbage.
 
2022-08-16 7:49:22 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I know the one in Arizona. It's in a town called Show Low.


IQ?
 
2022-08-16 7:55:27 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: vudukungfu: We have a pwt version Of That at the flea market.
Every one at the flea knows I spend a lot, and rarely haggle.
They also know I cut a literal wide walk around of his booth.

Not a dime traitor.

I enjoy flea markets myself, but these past few years have really seen them get cluttered up with Trump garbage.


I haven't been to a flea market since the mid-80s when my mom was dragging me to the dogtrack once a month when they'd have one in the parking lot, but I recall they always had a lot of right-wing paraphernalia. Mostly mixed in with all the military surplus, which seemed like half the booths.
 
2022-08-16 7:58:56 AM  
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Biden got to that one.
 
2022-08-16 8:08:42 AM  
I am surprised Trump isn't trying to sue them all or get a cut of the profits. Wish I could sell his cult stuff and fleece the hell out of them rubes and give a nice chink to planned parenthood and other liberal charities.
 
2022-08-16 8:09:47 AM  

Unobtanium: Benevolent Misanthrope: Google Maps search for "trump store":

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TOTALLY not a cult.

Well, I for one am glad that's not in *my* search history.


Who knows - it may help when Gilead finally arrives.
 
2022-08-16 8:11:44 AM  

electricjebus: This is why we can't have nice things.  A percentage of the country worships that guy... and for what?  What did he actually do?  He didn't even get his stupid wall built.  I guess if you're a pro lifer you can credit him with getting Roe V. Wade overturned, but I doubt he even intended to do that, and he's clearly not a moral man.


Again, it's simple: he unapologetically hates the same people they do, and gets away with crimes they wish they could.
 
2022-08-16 8:12:48 AM  
Now there's someone with long term business sense that certainly will be glad the government never bails them out of bankruptcy.
 
2022-08-16 8:15:38 AM  
Somebody needs to check to see if it was started with stimulus $$.
 
2022-08-16 8:26:44 AM  
I like shopping at the Trump Store you don't have to get all dressed up like when you go to the Dollar Store.
 
2022-08-16 8:56:13 AM  
I HATE TRADER JOE'S!
IT'S A CULT!
 
2022-08-16 9:08:01 AM  

swahnhennessy: Barricaded Gunman: vudukungfu: We have a pwt version Of That at the flea market.
Every one at the flea knows I spend a lot, and rarely haggle.
They also know I cut a literal wide walk around of his booth.

Not a dime traitor.

I enjoy flea markets myself, but these past few years have really seen them get cluttered up with Trump garbage.

I haven't been to a flea market since the mid-80s when my mom was dragging me to the dogtrack once a month when they'd have one in the parking lot, but I recall they always had a lot of right-wing paraphernalia. Mostly mixed in with all the military surplus, which seemed like half the booths.


Yup, except now there's current Trump merchandise mixed in with the dusty old nazi memorabilia and KKK merch.
 
2022-08-16 9:11:33 AM  
One of those in my county.
 
2022-08-16 9:40:53 AM  
There was one of those a little bit north of here. Thieves used it to break into the gaming store next door and steal Pokemon cards.
 
2022-08-16 10:35:01 AM  
We had a guy named Joe that we fought to convert from a contractor into a higher pay band than normally allowed.  He then took a job with another group for an even higher pay band (within like 3 months).  He was dubbed "Traitor Joe" for about a year or two around the office and he FARKING hated it.

/CSB
//While it was a dickish move, I would have done the same thing and he was/is a good guy
 
2022-08-16 11:44:32 AM  
mom visited florida and came back saying these kinds of stores were all over where she was.

Guess those pop-up firework stores / halloween stores have a new business model
 
2022-08-16 12:16:44 PM  

Gordon Bennett: cheap_thoughts: Trump stroke more like it

I'm trying to see what I can get changing one letter in the names of various US presidents.

Richard (Dick) Dixon
Gerald Fork
Jimmy Farter
Ronald Veagan
George Tush
Bill Clitton
George W Tush
Barack O Mama
Donald Tramp
Joe Bidet

Trump stroke is better.


I would've also taken, 'Donald Frump'.
 
2022-08-16 12:50:24 PM  
Who the fark makes money on this crap?  Does Dumpy get a percentage?  We had them selling this crap out of a beat up van for a while but I haven't seen it around lately.
 
2022-08-16 12:53:04 PM  

xtalman: Who the fark makes money on this crap?  Does Dumpy get a percentage?  We had them selling this crap out of a beat up van for a while but I haven't seen it around lately.


Possibly GOP psyop? Franchise and fund these stores at a loss to capture the base? But that takes too much work. Maybe the schlock is cheap enough at cost to turn a profit.
 
2022-08-16 12:57:24 PM  

giantmeteor: That's in Livonia. At least I think it is. God forbid there's more than one.


Ugh. That tracks. Is Livonia still the whitest city in America with a population larger than 100,000?
 
2022-08-16 3:01:34 PM  

Circusdog320: Do they have a bargain bin for Top Secret documents???


Call 'em with a Russian accent and find out.
 
2022-08-16 3:04:20 PM  

Fursecution: There was one of those a little bit north of here. Thieves used it to break into the gaming store next door and steal Pokemon cards.


There wasn't a wall between the two stores?
 
2022-08-16 3:58:37 PM  
Is it a good source for ketchup?
 
2022-08-16 4:22:52 PM  
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Trump themed yard sale on a Tuesday morning
 
2022-08-16 5:34:49 PM  
Hysterical jealousy that there is not, has never been and will never be a Pedo Joe store.
 
2022-08-17 12:00:38 AM  

zgrizz: Hysterical jealousy that there is not, has never been and will never be a Pedo Joe store.


For years, the right accused the left of worshiping Obama as the messiah. Then some daft gilded fool comes along and the right trips all over themselves to idolize him. Y'all look so ridiculous worshiping such an an extreme selfish idiot who cares for nothing but himself.
 
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