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4295 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2022 at 6:30 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 5:21:58 AM  
Definitely Zuckerberg. Technically elected to the position, will never leave, likely corrupt as fark, callous disregard for human life, does nearly nothing (but what they do typically makes things worse), narcissistic, and delusions of grandeur, etc....
 
2022-08-16 6:32:20 AM  
ACAB but I think most of us would give this sheriff a pass if the dog torturing and killing woman fell up and down the jail steps a few times. A day.
 
2022-08-16 6:51:06 AM  
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2022-08-16 6:53:39 AM  
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2022-08-16 6:53:42 AM  
"He showed a brief portion of the video but said it was too graphic to show in its entirety. After drowning the dog, she slammed it down on the concrete patio, then put its body in a chair inside the home for several days, at one point holding it up during a social media post, Ivey said.
"This woman, if I hear as much that she has a pet rock, I will lose my crap," he said."

As deserving as this woman is of receiving heavy backlash for what she did, I'm curious how strong this Sheriff's response would be of seeing video of his officers committing battery on a citizen.
 
2022-08-16 6:54:20 AM  
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First the dog got verbal abuse from police, then someone killed it.  Poor doggo.
 
2022-08-16 6:56:30 AM  
Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.
 
2022-08-16 7:06:13 AM  
an animal cruelty investigator

I could never so that. That job would break me completely on the first day.
 
2022-08-16 7:10:02 AM  
Here's hoping she suffers a fatal swirly in her cell's toilet.
 
2022-08-16 7:12:09 AM  
I wonder how that will affect her trial.
 
2022-08-16 7:14:20 AM  

Gordon Bennett: an animal cruelty investigator

I could never so that. That job would break me completely on the first day.


My cousin was a police detective handling domestic & child abuse investigations. She's stronger than I could ever be. I just couldn't handle that day in & out. Her dad, a long-retired higher-up cop, said he'd rather handle bloody car wrecks or murders every day than work that job. The things you can't unsee or unread.
 
2022-08-16 7:16:06 AM  
They walked her outside so they can walk inside to be booked again? I think the cops are none too bright either.
 
2022-08-16 7:18:32 AM  
Hey, it's a living
 
2022-08-16 7:19:31 AM  
Damn autocorrect.
 
2022-08-16 7:23:01 AM  

Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.


It might happen before too long. Adoption agencies sometimes inspect the potential homes and even run background checks. I've heard of people not allowed pets because their homes were too small and with too little yard space.

(I was laughing at a tiny neighbor dog yesterday, learning he not only plays in my yard--squeezing through the slats of his picket fence--and that of the neighbor on the other side, but in three others. He routinely comes over and barks at me sitting on my own porch or out in my own yard. Apparently thinks the entire neighborhood--most of us with double lots--is his.)
 
2022-08-16 7:27:19 AM  
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2022-08-16 7:34:13 AM  
To me, animal abuse is right there with child abuse. Going after those that can't defend themselves. They should have dragged her back in to the jail. Would have been more fitting. Hitting her head on every concrete step along the way. Deserves nothing less.
 
2022-08-16 7:36:26 AM  
Sheriff of Facebook:

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vs.

Final Boss of the Internet:

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Who would win?


FIGHT !
 
2022-08-16 7:41:02 AM  
I guess consequences will never be the same.
 
2022-08-16 7:41:26 AM  
The embedded video appears to be a live stream, which, for me, was regrettably about "free lunch for students" and that really took this whole article to an entirely different level...

/Who wants Chowdah!?
 
2022-08-16 7:43:50 AM  

jimjays: Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.

It might happen before too long. Adoption agencies sometimes inspect the potential homes and even run background checks. I've heard of people not allowed pets because their homes were too small and with too little yard space.

(I was laughing at a tiny neighbor dog yesterday, learning he not only plays in my yard--squeezing through the slats of his picket fence--and that of the neighbor on the other side, but in three others. He routinely comes over and barks at me sitting on my own porch or out in my own yard. Apparently thinks the entire neighborhood--most of us with double lots--is his.)


Not disagreeing with anything you have said, but look up the relationship between animal abuse and serial killers.
 
2022-08-16 7:49:21 AM  

Laobaojun: jimjays: Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.

It might happen before too long. Adoption agencies sometimes inspect the potential homes and even run background checks. I've heard of people not allowed pets because their homes were too small and with too little yard space.

(I was laughing at a tiny neighbor dog yesterday, learning he not only plays in my yard--squeezing through the slats of his picket fence--and that of the neighbor on the other side, but in three others. He routinely comes over and barks at me sitting on my own porch or out in my own yard. Apparently thinks the entire neighborhood--most of us with double lots--is his.)

Not disagreeing with anything you have said, but look up the relationship between animal abuse and serial killers.


Agreed.
 
2022-08-16 8:16:25 AM  
"There is a special place in hell for this woman. Until she gets there, she's going to rot in our jail," Ivey said.
The one time i fully agree with anything said on the internet. Anyone who will willingly kill their pet who wants nothing but to give them love is a sick individual and deserves to be .. well lets just say i hope she has an interesting time in prison. Given that she was already arrested for stabbing a guy and now they have another felony to charge her with maybe she will get even more time to rot.
 
2022-08-16 8:17:45 AM  
Forgot to add, good for him. This is one time I would advocate for unwarranted police violence.
 
2022-08-16 8:21:44 AM  

jimjays: Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.

It might happen before too long. Adoption agencies sometimes inspect the potential homes and even run background checks. I've heard of people not allowed pets because their homes were too small and with too little yard space.

(I was laughing at a tiny neighbor dog yesterday, learning he not only plays in my yard--squeezing through the slats of his picket fence--and that of the neighbor on the other side, but in three others. He routinely comes over and barks at me sitting on my own porch or out in my own yard. Apparently thinks the entire neighborhood--most of us with double lots--is his.)


It is! Do not tempt the master of the block!
 
2022-08-16 8:29:24 AM  

jimjays: Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.

It might happen before too long. Adoption agencies sometimes inspect the potential homes and even run background checks...

(I was laughing at a tiny neighbor dog yesterday, learning he not only plays in my yard--squeezing through the slats of his picket fence--and that of the neighbor on the other side, but in three others. He routinely comes over and barks at me sitting on my own porch or out in my own yard. Apparently thinks the entire neighborhood--most of us with double lots--is his.)


I should have mentioned him barking at floaters on the river: "That's right, keep it moving, you're not welcome here."
 
2022-08-16 8:32:29 AM  
She drowned a dog in the pool? She is such a horrible perso...wait, a chihuahua? Oh.....well....no.... that's still bad I guess.

/but seriously, this woman needs to fall down a high speed escalator for a few hours.
 
2022-08-16 8:34:09 AM  
Yeah sure, Hoss, let's get outraged by cruelty to a dog while enabling and shielding fellow cops who commit murder based on skin color.   I find needless cruelty to animals repulsive, but I also find irony in racist cops who shield murderers while lambasting irresponsible pet owners.  I'm sure this sheriff, in his twisted view of justice, will hurl abuse at women that he's arresting for attempting to safely terminate pregnancies.
 
2022-08-16 8:38:35 AM  

Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.


That's an excellent idea.
 
2022-08-16 8:42:48 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Yeah sure, Hoss, let's get outraged by cruelty to a dog while enabling and shielding fellow cops who commit murder based on skin color.   I find needless cruelty to animals repulsive, but I also find irony in racist cops who shield murderers while lambasting irresponsible pet owners.  I'm sure this sheriff, in his twisted view of justice, will hurl abuse at women that he's arresting for attempting to safely terminate pregnancies.


You can't be mad about [thing] because [other thing] is also bad. That's just science.
 
2022-08-16 8:52:40 AM  
Chihuahua? Does the sheriff know that's an immigrant dog?
 
2022-08-16 9:00:46 AM  
A 'book sheriff?
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2022-08-16 9:04:05 AM  

Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.


Yeah, you have one horrible thing, so why not copy it for your little pet peeve.
 
2022-08-16 9:15:52 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.

Yeah, you have one horrible thing, so why not copy it for your little pet peeve.


Oh wow.
Sex offender like typing.
 
2022-08-16 9:38:08 AM  
He didn't just beat her up?
 
2022-08-16 10:15:32 AM  
People need to chill! It's not like it was a real dog, it was a fukin Chihuahua!
 
2022-08-16 10:48:19 AM  

FloriduhGuy: People need to chill! It's not like it was a real dog, it was a fukin Chihuahua!


Judging you.
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2022-08-16 10:49:25 AM  
Sheriff of Facebook?  Better than the one at Truth Social, I guess - The Sheriff of Nuttingham.
 
2022-08-16 11:32:06 AM  

GregInIndy: Gordon Bennett: an animal cruelty investigator

I could never so that. That job would break me completely on the first day.

My cousin was a police detective handling domestic & child abuse investigations. She's stronger than I could ever be. I just couldn't handle that day in & out. Her dad, a long-retired higher-up cop, said he'd rather handle bloody car wrecks or murders every day than work that job. The things you can't unsee or unread.


I know someone who is a forensic child sex abuse investigator. OMG why would you do that willingly? That would just ruin me.
 
2022-08-16 12:11:47 PM  

wax_on: GregInIndy: Gordon Bennett: an animal cruelty investigator

I could never so that. That job would break me completely on the first day.

My cousin was a police detective handling domestic & child abuse investigations. She's stronger than I could ever be. I just couldn't handle that day in & out. Her dad, a long-retired higher-up cop, said he'd rather handle bloody car wrecks or murders every day than work that job. The things you can't unsee or unread.

I know someone who is a forensic child sex abuse investigator. OMG why would you do that willingly? That would just ruin me.


A buddy spent several years investigating child porn crimes.  The guy had seen house to house, smell the guy you just shot, combat, and the crimes he investigated in that time were more traumatic for him.
 
2022-08-16 1:05:36 PM  

Laobaojun: Ketchuponsteak: Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.

Yeah, you have one horrible thing, so why not copy it for your little pet peeve.

Oh wow.
Sex offender like typing.


You already showed what you were. No need to dig deeper.
 
2022-08-16 1:46:00 PM  
Considering the number of Judges on Fakebook. One Sheriff seems understaffed.
 
2022-08-16 1:59:27 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Laobaojun: Ketchuponsteak: Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.

Yeah, you have one horrible thing, so why not copy it for your little pet peeve.

Oh wow.
Sex offender like typing.

You already showed what you were. No need to dig deeper.


I know you are but what am I
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2022-08-16 2:15:30 PM  
Sheriff Wayne Ivey later that day had a pulled pork sandwich for dinner, and thought nothing of the irony!
 
2022-08-16 2:18:14 PM  

Lusebagage: Sheriff Wayne Ivey later that day had a pulled pork sandwich for dinner, and thought nothing of the irony!


Not sure if this was a lame attempt at a cop=pig joke or lame vegan evangelism. 🤔
 
2022-08-16 4:34:40 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Laobaojun: Ketchuponsteak: Laobaojun: Register animal abusers.
Yes, *exactly* like sex offenders.

Yeah, you have one horrible thing, so why not copy it for your little pet peeve.

Oh wow.
Sex offender like typing.

You already showed what you were. No need to dig deeper.


Matt Gaetz, is that you?
 
2022-08-16 5:15:59 PM  
"This woman, if I hear as much that she has a pet rock, I will lose my crap,"

No pet rock?! Did you know the guy who invented it made a million dollars?
 
2022-08-16 8:27:13 PM  
I'm sorry. When you asked me if I want to come over and help you drown your chihuahua, I didn't think you meant kill your dog.
 
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