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(The Daily Beast)   Man charged with torturing senior citizen with pushpins. Was apprehended following all-points bulletin   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Sick, 23-year-old Texas man, Houston, Houston Press, Houston Post, murder of a 67-year-old man, Richard Plata, Hearst Corporation, 67-year-old Richard Davis  
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1765 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2022 at 4:10 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 4:13:23 AM  
Senior citizen? Fark headline is technically correct.

"Elderly", as per FTA? At 67? Really?
 
2022-08-16 4:36:40 AM  
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2022-08-16 4:37:02 AM  

sidailurch: [Fark user image image 150x255]


What the shiat
 
2022-08-16 4:48:18 AM  
oh subby, that got a good not-so-sensible chuckle from me.
 
2022-08-16 5:09:53 AM  
TBH I'd be slightly disappointed if a guy with that mugshot wasn'ta psycho.
 
2022-08-16 5:26:19 AM  

princhester: TBH I'd be slightly disappointed if a guy with that mugshot wasn'ta psycho.


He looks like a pinhead, which would make sense.
 
2022-08-16 5:47:32 AM  
When I first read this headline my short circuiting brain swapped pushups for pushpins.
 
2022-08-16 6:02:44 AM  
I read that as pushups. I assume a rouge gym teacher was on the loose.
 
2022-08-16 6:11:06 AM  
OCD kicking in....

Cheron: rouge


To go rouge is to put red makeup for your cheeks or on someone else's cheeks.

To go rogue is to behave in an independent or uncontrolled way that is not authorized, normal, or expected.
 
2022-08-16 6:21:21 AM  
I'm all for freedom to express yourself, but I wouldn't throw much of a fit if someone tried to pass a law requiring fingerprinting & DNA swabs as a condition of getting a neck tattoo. It'd speed up a whole bunch of paperwork when they inevitably end up in prison.
 
2022-08-16 6:44:11 AM  
tihS, another article I won't be able to comment on because Fark would suspend me for another week for "inciting violence" towards a deserving criminal.
 
2022-08-16 6:45:08 AM  
That's a rough 23.
 
2022-08-16 7:34:44 AM  
Wow. Russell Howard has really gone dark.
 
2022-08-16 7:56:51 AM  
Between this article and the woman drowning the little dog I think a strong argument can be made that evil is taking over society.
 
2022-08-16 8:07:25 AM  
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2022-08-16 8:16:21 AM  
His mug shot looks exactly like one would expect.
 
2022-08-16 8:36:11 AM  

GreenSun: tihS, another article I won't be able to comment on because Fark would suspend me for another week for "inciting violence" towards a deserving criminal.


I wonder what his Fark handle is - he looks like one of our resident Boomer Haterz.
 
2022-08-16 8:38:53 AM  

Habitual Cynic: Between this article and the woman drowning the little dog I think a strong argument can be made that evil is taking over society.


No, actually you are safer, and there is less crime, than ever.

Robinfro: I'm all for freedom to express yourself, but I wouldn't throw much of a fit if someone tried to pass a law requiring fingerprinting & DNA swabs as a condition of getting a neck tattoo. It'd speed up a whole bunch of paperwork when they inevitably end up in prison.



The 1% owned media is poisoning your mind with hate and fear.
They're doing it on purpose.
 
2022-08-16 8:42:07 AM  

jso2897: Habitual Cynic: Between this article and the woman drowning the little dog I think a strong argument can be made that evil is taking over society.

No, actually you are safer, and there is less crime, than ever.
Robinfro: I'm all for freedom to express yourself, but I wouldn't throw much of a fit if someone tried to pass a law requiring fingerprinting & DNA swabs as a condition of getting a neck tattoo. It'd speed up a whole bunch of paperwork when they inevitably end up in prison.


The 1% owned media is poisoning your mind with hate and fear.
They're doing it on purpose.


Wow - I really f**ked that post up.
I didn't intend to include the second comment at all.
I meant to respond to it is a separate post, and point out that now that Chrysler is discontinuing the Charger and the Challenger, there is no readily available alternative to a neck tattoo.
 
2022-08-16 8:43:06 AM  
Christian Slater had a son?
 
2022-08-16 9:41:22 AM  
Let's hope Karma gets right to the point with this piece of shiat.
 
2022-08-16 10:04:39 AM  
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2022-08-16 11:01:33 AM  

GreenSun: tihS, another article I won't be able to comment on because Fark would suspend me for another week for "inciting violence" towards a deserving criminal.


Ok, I'll do it...

If guilty, the guy a should have kabob skewers shoved under all his fingernails and toenails, have his eyeballs replaced with hot coals, then be staked to a fire ant mound and left there while an emu repeatedly kicks him in the genitals.
 
2022-08-16 12:09:36 PM  

big pig peaches: GreenSun: tihS, another article I won't be able to comment on because Fark would suspend me for another week for "inciting violence" towards a deserving criminal.

Ok, I'll do it...

If guilty, the guy a should have kabob skewers shoved under all his fingernails and toenails, have his eyeballs replaced with hot coals, then be staked to a fire ant mound and left there while an emu repeatedly kicks him in the genitals.


Thank you, that's a very beautiful punishment for that evil criminal! We might be of the same team...
 
2022-08-16 12:20:58 PM  

Habitual Cynic: Between this article and the woman drowning the little dog I think a strong argument can be made that evil is taking over society.


No. Same amount of evil. The internet just lets us see it more often.
 
2022-08-16 2:47:20 PM  

jso2897: Habitual Cynic: Between this article and the woman drowning the little dog I think a strong argument can be made that evil is taking over society.

No, actually you are safer, and there is less crime, than ever.
Robinfro: I'm all for freedom to express yourself, but I wouldn't throw much of a fit if someone tried to pass a law requiring fingerprinting & DNA swabs as a condition of getting a neck tattoo. It'd speed up a whole bunch of paperwork when they inevitably end up in prison.


The 1% owned media is poisoning your mind with hate and fear.
They're doing it on purpose.


Fark right off with that 1% shiat. Some of us live in the real world.
Every. Single. Person. that I've known, from family, former classmates, coworkers, or an acquaintence occasionally run into at a bar with neck tattoos has ended up in jail or prison for everything ranging from animal fighting to murder. Meth and domestic abuse tend to be the two most popular charges.
 
2022-08-16 6:37:50 PM  
Meth head
 
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