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(Yahoo)   A PA man threatened to murder FBI agents last week and said "come and get me." Today he got his wish   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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4557 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Aug 2022 at 3:53 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-15 3:41:46 PM  
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2022-08-15 3:42:40 PM  
WTF did he think would happen?  LOL!
 
2022-08-15 3:44:01 PM  
Gritty busy in PA as usual.
 
2022-08-15 3:44:23 PM  
Maybe he just wants free room and board?
 
2022-08-15 3:44:58 PM  
Do you MAGA farkers think you're messing with some kids here?  You clowns are dealing with professionals; members of law enforcement who take threats against them very seriously.  When you make a threat against a federal law enforcement officer, you're begging to get arrested.
 
2022-08-15 3:45:08 PM  
Only arrested? Guess they saw his "Come and take it!" stickers and, well, came and took them.

Anyway, good, more of that. Domestic terrorists shouldn't be running around free, doing terror.
 
2022-08-15 3:45:43 PM  
So, we're at 3 now?  (that we know of?)

- Ohio
- Arizona
- Pennsylvania

/   clearly this is a pattern
//  a state with a *really* long name is next
/// threes
 
2022-08-15 3:46:03 PM  
Good
 
2022-08-15 3:47:22 PM  

HerptheDerp: Only arrested? Guess they saw his "Come and take it!" stickers and, well, came and took them.


MORON LABES!
 
2022-08-15 3:47:46 PM  
Can't wait for the weeping perp walk and him crying out for Emperor Donald to pay the lawyer bills
 
2022-08-15 3:49:34 PM  

BenSaw2: So, we're at 3 now?  (that we know of?)

- Ohio
- Arizona
- Pennsylvania

/   clearly this is a pattern
//  a state with a *really* long name is next
/// threes


Wait - Arizona was just a protest, me thinks.

Forgot D.C. "crashing into the barriers" guy who shot himself.

There goes my pattern.
 
2022-08-15 3:49:55 PM  
It feels like we are slowly pulling back a large log and, underneath, vermin scatter about. There are thousands of worthless assholes like the dude in the article. Tens of thousands. fark 'em all
 
2022-08-15 3:50:32 PM  

OdradekRex: Gritty busy in PA as usual.


From here on out I am going to use "Busy Gritty" to describe people dispensing justice. Like "busy body" but not lame.
 
2022-08-15 3:51:00 PM  
The guy's from Mercer County PA.  As far as I know, the only things in that county are the outlet mall, fundamentalist Presbyterians, and Amish who got lost.
 
2022-08-15 3:51:13 PM  
Actual article: https://www.post-gazette.com/news/crime-courts/2022/08/15/threat-to-fbi-adam-bies-mercer-county-pa-trump-mar-a-lago-search-gab-threats/stories/202208150059
 
2022-08-15 3:51:40 PM  

Rwa2play: Do you MAGA farkers think you're messing with some kids here?  You clowns are dealing with professionals; members of law enforcement who take threats against them very seriously.  When you make a threat against a federal law enforcement officer, you're begging to get arrested.


You also end up in Federal court, and that is a place you do not want to be.  It's ruinously expensive.
 
2022-08-15 3:52:29 PM  
 
2022-08-15 3:54:41 PM  
FAFO
 
2022-08-15 3:54:49 PM  
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2022-08-15 3:54:56 PM  
FAFO, unleash Gritty!
 
2022-08-15 3:54:57 PM  
"What are you going to do, stab me?" says local man.
 
2022-08-15 3:55:06 PM  

OldRod: WTF did he think would happen?  LOL!


Thinking is seldom an option with conservatives.
 
2022-08-15 3:55:17 PM  

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Dammit
 
2022-08-15 3:55:26 PM  

Crolack: Now with actual linkage: Mercer County man charged with threats to kill FBI agents after Mar-a-Lago search


I was going to post that, but I get a paywall when I go there
 
2022-08-15 3:55:47 PM  

Crolack: Now with actual linkage: Mercer County man charged with threats to kill FBI agents after Mar-a-Lago search


Sounds like a charming individual. Not too bright though.
 
2022-08-15 3:55:59 PM  
"I will not spend one second of my life in their custody."

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2022-08-15 3:56:31 PM  
Violent and stupid. The sweet spot in Trump's demographic
 
2022-08-15 3:56:38 PM  
Maybe they're all just into S&M.

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2022-08-15 3:56:49 PM  

OldRod: Crolack: Now with actual linkage: Mercer County man charged with threats to kill FBI agents after Mar-a-Lago search

I was going to post that, but I get a paywall when I go there


It's alright.  The Publisher is a massive dickhead.  He doesn't deserve the ad revenue.
 
2022-08-15 3:56:54 PM  
They will need to hire more help to process all of these douchekebabs and that will generate more jobs, good job Trump!
 
2022-08-15 3:57:04 PM  
"I'm not worried! Trump will pardon me when he's president again!"

Hopefully he won't be. If he is, he won't even know you exist.
 
2022-08-15 3:57:09 PM  
I guess he is entering the "find out" phase in his journey.
 
2022-08-15 3:57:15 PM  

BenSaw2: So, we're at 3 now?  (that we know of?)

- Ohio
- Arizona
- Pennsylvania

/   clearly this is a pattern
//  a state with a *really* long name is next
/// threes


I heard there were dozens of Trumpers outside the St. Louis FBI building the other day.  Their turn is probably coming soon.
 
2022-08-15 3:57:55 PM  
What a strange wish to make, but ..at least the gods were listening and granted this man his request.
And now everyone is happy!
 
2022-08-15 3:58:23 PM  

yellowjester: FAFO, unleash Gritty!

OdradekRex: Gritty busy in PA as usual.


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Gritty has no off season
 
2022-08-15 3:58:40 PM  
Law 'n order/blue lives matter, indeed.
 
2022-08-15 3:58:41 PM  
Due to the nature of the threats, hopefully they de-secondamendment him and confiscate all his guns and ammo.
 
2022-08-15 3:58:48 PM  

BenSaw2: So, we're at 3 now?  (that we know of?)

- Ohio
- Arizona
- Pennsylvania

/   clearly this is a pattern
//  a state with a *really* long name is next
/// threes


Massachusetts on notice...
 
2022-08-15 3:58:49 PM  
Come and take it.

*Perp walk*

Not like that!
 
2022-08-15 3:58:59 PM  
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2022-08-15 3:59:06 PM  
They took him alive?
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2022-08-15 3:59:12 PM  
Stigginit!
 
2022-08-15 3:59:15 PM  
Just comply, isn't that what THEY say?
 
2022-08-15 3:59:16 PM  

BenSaw2: So, we're at 3 now?  (that we know of?)

- Ohio
- Arizona
- Pennsylvania

/   clearly this is a pattern
//  a state with a *really* long name is next
/// threes


My money is on West By God Virginia.
 
2022-08-15 3:59:31 PM  
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Just like the other guy. The FBI is not an agency to f+ck around with.
 
2022-08-15 3:59:47 PM  

NoahFenze: "I'm not worried! Trump will pardon me when he's president again!"

Hopefully he won't be. If he is, he won't even know you exist.


LOL, Trump won't be president again, sorry bud, you're farked
 
2022-08-15 3:59:57 PM  

Rwa2play: Do you MAGA farkers think you're messing with some kids here?  You clowns are dealing with professionals; members of law enforcement who take threats against them very seriously.  When you make a threat against a federal law enforcement officer, you're begging to get arrested.


They're on the internet in their MAGA echo chamber all saying this kind of shiat and patting each other on the back not realizing that outside of their land of make-believe people in the real world are watching, and there will be real world consequences.
 
2022-08-15 4:01:04 PM  

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Just like the other guy. The FBI is not an agency to f+ck around with.


"I thought I had a way through bullet proof glass"

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2022-08-15 4:01:39 PM  
Imagine living a life so free from consequence that you assumed you could get away with this.  So many small towns are going to end up without the local bully if this keeps up :(

First, they came for the morons...
 
2022-08-15 4:01:53 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: The guy's from Mercer County PA.  As far as I know, the only things in that county are the outlet mall, fundamentalist Presbyterians, and Amish who got lost.


Is the outlet mall any good?
 
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