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(Beer Advocate)   If you ever thought "what this dessert really needs is the flavour of weak domestic lager"   (beeradvocate.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Beer, Ice cream, Dive bar, Beer style, Miller High Life, 2006, Stout, Soft serve  
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376 clicks; posted to Food » on 15 Aug 2022 at 3:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-15 3:45:31 PM  
Yeah, sand and lager. Two great tastes that go great together.
 
2022-08-15 3:48:30 PM  

meatwhistle: Yeah, sand and lager. Two great tastes that go great together.


It breaks the two-"s" spelling memory-tech in that you would never want 2 of these
 
2022-08-15 3:50:12 PM  
No. Just... No.
 
2022-08-15 4:03:41 PM  
I've tasted a High Life after leaving it in the freezer for too long. Never once did I think "You know what would improve this? Milk!"
 
2022-08-15 4:07:25 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: No. Just... No.


Squid_for_Brains: I've tasted a High Life after leaving it in the freezer for too long. Never once did I think "You know what would improve this? Milk!"


This and This.
 
2022-08-15 4:08:17 PM  
36? 36 farking dollars?
 
2022-08-15 4:22:04 PM  
As a resident "Hey do what you like, it's your mouth" food tab contrarian, even I gotta say this one is farking hard.  Best I can do is, "Umm... k you do you I... guess?"

/somewhere else
//like far, far away from me
///before I throw up k?
 
2022-08-15 4:25:32 PM  
And "tobaccco smoke flavor".  So... no.  JFC.

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2022-08-15 4:29:33 PM  
I guess "Coors Lite popsicles" didn't have that marketing pop.
 
2022-08-15 4:42:01 PM  
Here's the scoop:
Premium ice cream infused with High Life (that packs a 5% ABV)
Peanut swirl bringing the saltiness of the quintessential dive bar snack
A hint of tobacco smoke flavor reminiscent of that unforgettable dive bar scent
Gooey caramel swirl to incorporate the distinct sticky dive bar floor feeling
A fun sprinkle of carbonated candy to provide the iconic Champagne of Beers effervescence in every bite
Dipped in dark chocolate to evoke the dark wood and dim lighting ambiance that all good dives share


That's fucking gross. Sorry.

"We sprinkled some Pop Rocks into a Dove Bar that we dragged down the dirty counter of a shiatty bar in Newark."
 
2022-08-15 4:43:11 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: I've tasted a High Life after leaving it in the freezer for too long. Never once did I think "You know what would improve this? Milk! Breyer's, ashtray squeezings, Jif, and Pop Rocks!"


Just farking horrible.
 
2022-08-15 4:56:36 PM  

meatwhistle: Yeah, sand and lager. Two great tastes that go great together.


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2022-08-15 4:57:31 PM  

FormlessOne: Here's the scoop:
Premium ice cream infused with High Life (that packs a 5% ABV)
Peanut swirl bringing the saltiness of the quintessential dive bar snack
A hint of tobacco smoke flavor reminiscent of that unforgettable dive bar scent
Gooey caramel swirl to incorporate the distinct sticky dive bar floor feeling
A fun sprinkle of carbonated candy to provide the iconic Champagne of Beers effervescence in every bite
Dipped in dark chocolate to evoke the dark wood and dim lighting ambiance that all good dives share

That's farking gross. Sorry.

"We sprinkled some Pop Rocks into a Dove Bar that we dragged down the dirty counter of a shiatty bar in Newark."


Get rid of the tobacco smoke part and I don't think it sounds so bad.
 
2022-08-15 5:11:14 PM  
What a waste of perfectly good ice cream :(

If you want to combine ice cream and beer, make you a Guinness milkshake. You're welcome.
 
2022-08-15 6:01:52 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: And "tobaccco smoke flavor".  So... no.  JFC.

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I lived in a town that had a "The Dive Bar". It stunk so badly, I crossed the street to avoid passing the door if it was open. Wasn't much better with the door closed.
 
2022-08-15 6:17:12 PM  

natazha: Benevolent Misanthrope: And "tobaccco smoke flavor".  So... no.  JFC.

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I lived in a town that had a "The Dive Bar". It stunk so badly, I crossed the street to avoid passing the door if it was open. Wasn't much better with the door closed.


If a dive bar's floor doesn't melt your shoe bottoms if you stand around too long, it ain't a real dive
 
2022-08-15 6:27:47 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: meatwhistle: Yeah, sand and lager. Two great tastes that go great together.

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Yes! YES!
 
2022-08-15 7:48:29 PM  

FormlessOne: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: meatwhistle: Yeah, sand and lager. Two great tastes that go great together.

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Yes! YES!


Steak for dinner, sometime soon.
 
2022-08-15 8:21:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: And "tobaccco smoke flavor".  So... no.  JFC.

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Yeah, that was definitely where I (first) gagged.

As was already mentioned, I try to have a 'to each their own' stance when it comes to most foods, but... Goddamn. I have to wonder sometimes if the marketing folks are intentionally trolling the populace, or perhaps someone lost a bet. Or this WAS the bet?

"Hey, I betcha half a key of Peruvian flake that you can't get them to greenlight an ice cream bar that's meant to evoke the smell and taste of a sh*tty dive bar!"

"YOU'RE ON, MOTHERF*CKER!"
 
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