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(Independent)   Stochasti-Boy just can't stop lighting fuses   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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4244 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Aug 2022 at 2:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-15 1:47:05 PM  
Martyr time
 
2022-08-15 1:54:04 PM  
Summary of TFGs statement: If you blame me for inciting violence against the FBI, I'll incite violence against the media.
 
2022-08-15 1:58:56 PM  
Won't someone rid me of this meddlesome bureau?
 
2022-08-15 2:10:51 PM  
That tends to happen when your pants are constantly on fire.
 
2022-08-15 2:22:35 PM  
I don't want to speak for the country, but at this point, if prosecuting a traitor means an uptick in extremist assholes trying to bring about Civil War 2: Electric Derpadoo, bring it on.

We can't let the threat of violence prevent espionage and potential treason from being punished; lines have to be drawn and domestic terrorists have to be fought.
 
2022-08-15 2:51:20 PM  
Keep it up Trumpyboy.

You're already looking at inciting sedition.
 
2022-08-15 2:52:04 PM  
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2022-08-15 2:52:16 PM  
"Die for me!"
 
2022-08-15 2:53:06 PM  
He says that, but I've seen a downturn in the "just asking questions" crap that usually shows up in my Facebook feed.

Maybe they're angry somewhere, but they're not telling anyone about it.
 
2022-08-15 2:53:38 PM  
He's playing putin's game of don't fark with me or I will destroy you.
Dynamite monkey is not impressed.
 
2022-08-15 2:53:40 PM  
This is similar to the I've Been Silenced meme.
 
2022-08-15 2:53:44 PM  
They seem to like the label "Domestic Terrorist" - let's say we make it official.

Given they are terrorists, I think it's safe to say any time they brandish weapons in public it counts as assault with a deadly weapon. Treat them accordingly.
 
2022-08-15 2:54:08 PM  
"How dare you hold me accountable for my own actions! Don't you know this is going to cause people to be violent?"
 
2022-08-15 2:54:55 PM  
I mean...they couldn't even get anyone to show up to their rally at the FBI building. A clown with a nail gun thought he was kicking off the revolution but died in a cornfield and nobody will remember his name in a week.

Perhaps some of his supporters are making plans for bigger terrorist attacks but his team is grossly overestimating support and outrage.
 
2022-08-15 2:55:40 PM  
The shooting has already started.

And the FBI is apparently a better shot than Meal Team Six.
 
2022-08-15 2:55:47 PM  
Has there ever been a 'leader' that was so stunningly ignorant and moronic and supported by a group even more staggeringly ignorant and moronic than trump?

They're willing to throw it all away for a carnival barking moron and they couldn't be more deplorable.
 
2022-08-15 2:55:51 PM  
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2022-08-15 2:56:30 PM  
All we seem to hear is what TFG says...over and over and over.  Where are the adult voices who can counteract this crap?
 
2022-08-15 2:57:06 PM  
I kind of want to just, release this as a statement verbatim, except under my own accounts and claim them as my own words, and just like, see how long I last before things collapse on me. Just like, send it to my local police station, and see what comes of it. Because I'm willing to bet, it would be wildly different. And that should drive home our multi tiered "Justice" system
 
2022-08-15 2:57:18 PM  
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2022-08-15 2:57:48 PM  
Bad things might happen if we take him down. Worse things will happen if we don't. Either way, there is boom.
 
2022-08-15 2:57:50 PM  

Blahbbs: All we seem to hear is what TFG says...over and over and over.  Where are the adult voices who can counteract this crap?


They're complaining that there's mayonnaise in the sandwiches and it makes them too spicy.
 
2022-08-15 2:58:35 PM  
I think Trump missed his window on violence being effective.
At this point, all Trump is doing is making everyone absolutely certain that he's guilty and desperate.
 
2022-08-15 2:58:46 PM  
I can't stand that this fat bastard hasn't been locked up - just because of shiat like he's doing now.
You have him out there lying his ass off saying whatever he wants.

We all know he walked outside one morning and thought he discovered the sunrise and says "who knew?" making it appear like nobody else on Earth is as smart as he is. Nobody else can see the obvious.

Laws need to change with such high profile pieces of shiat - especially now with the lightening speed that misinformation and pure bullshiat can get out to the masses, and the dumb asses.
 
2022-08-15 2:59:18 PM  

Blahbbs: All we seem to hear is what TFG says...over and over and over.  Where are the adult voices who can counteract this crap?


Sanity and reason are boring. Boring doesn't drive revenue.
 
2022-08-15 2:59:33 PM  
He's threatening the federal government
 
2022-08-15 2:59:34 PM  
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2022-08-15 2:59:41 PM  

Blahbbs: All we seem to hear is what TFG says...over and over and over.  Where are the adult voices who can counteract this crap?


THIS!

Why no one calls him out, repeatedly, is beyond me. Also, he keeps calling things "scams" as if there is this concerted effort among zillions of people to "fool" everyone else. WT-actual-F?!
 
2022-08-15 2:59:59 PM  
It's like the abusive spouse saying "Don't make me hit you!" It's gross. The traitors can either bring it or stfu.

Enough.
 
2022-08-15 3:01:12 PM  

RasIanI: He's threatening the federal government


Well...he's trying to threaten the federal government. It's not working, but Donny is giving it his best.
 
2022-08-15 3:01:24 PM  

rudemix: Has there ever been a 'leader' that was so stunningly ignorant and moronic and supported by a group even more staggeringly ignorant and moronic than trump?

They're willing to throw it all away for a carnival barking moron and they couldn't be more deplorable.


Lots of people thought that Hitler was a pathetic moron before he took power; same with Mussolini. I'm not saying that TFG is in the same league as these two, I'm just reminding you that we need to take the threat he poses seriously, despite his ridiculousness
 
2022-08-15 3:01:28 PM  
As somebody in another thread pointed out: the Trump terrorists we've had so far shot at bullet proof glass with a nail gun, and shot themselves after crashing their car.

I think we'll be fine.
 
2022-08-15 3:02:02 PM  
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2022-08-15 3:02:34 PM  
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2022-08-15 3:02:36 PM  

Blahbbs: All we seem to hear is what TFG says...over and over and over.  Where are the adult voices who can counteract this crap?


In the "never interrupt your enemies when they're making a mistake" camp.
 
2022-08-15 3:03:10 PM  

Weaver95: RasIanI: He's threatening the federal government

Well...he's trying to threaten the federal government. It's not working, but Donny is giving it his best.


He's not President any more, and he doesn't have the power to orchestrate another 1/6.

Fox News is even backing down on demonizing the FBI because they know what a losing strategy that is.
 
2022-08-15 3:03:20 PM  
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2022-08-15 3:03:23 PM  
his mouth has never looked more prolapsed-anus-like than in that photo.

goddam he's a disgusting creature.
 
2022-08-15 3:03:39 PM  

Weaver95: RasIanI: He's threatening the federal government

Well...he's trying to threaten the federal government. It's not working, but Donny is giving it his best.


I think the feds still give at least partial credit for "Trying".

//based on the sentencing so far for the January 6th try to overthrow the government and start a coup
 
2022-08-15 3:03:57 PM  
Some poor FBI newbies have monitor conservative social media for threats.
 
2022-08-15 3:04:26 PM  
So his cult will try some disorganized attacks on federal buildings with rifles and nail guns. But it will hit the fan if he manages to get a Jan 6th type mob again or a couple of them pull off an OKC. The FBI should have been cracking down on these idiots since the 90s but they let them fester and grown and it is a big mess for all of us.
 
2022-08-15 3:04:33 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I mean...they couldn't even get anyone to show up to their rally at the FBI building. A clown with a nail gun thought he was kicking off the revolution but died in a cornfield and nobody will remember his name in a week.

Perhaps some of his supporters are making plans for bigger terrorist attacks but his team is grossly overestimating support and outrage.


A week? I was actually following that story and I think I saw his name once or twice attached to a Twitter post. I forgot him after I scrolled.
 
2022-08-15 3:05:26 PM  

HerptheDerp: HotWingConspiracy: I mean...they couldn't even get anyone to show up to their rally at the FBI building. A clown with a nail gun thought he was kicking off the revolution but died in a cornfield and nobody will remember his name in a week.

Perhaps some of his supporters are making plans for bigger terrorist attacks but his team is grossly overestimating support and outrage.

A week? I was actually following that story and I think I saw his name once or twice attached to a Twitter post. I forgot him after I scrolled.


Somebody has to bury him. I guess.
 
2022-08-15 3:05:26 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I mean...they couldn't even get anyone to show up to their rally at the FBI building. A clown with a nail gun thought he was kicking off the revolution but died in a cornfield and nobody will remember his name in a week.


LOL... not for nothin', but I never learned his name in the first place. Die in obscurity, Nailgun Trumpanzee.
 
2022-08-15 3:05:52 PM  

MattytheMouse: As somebody in another thread pointed out: the Trump terrorists we've had so far shot at bullet proof glass with a nail gun, and shot themselves after crashing their car.

I think we'll be fine.


Lol!
 
2022-08-15 3:06:28 PM  
Has someone called to ask Susan Collins if this his him having learned his lessons?
 
2022-08-15 3:07:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: HerptheDerp: HotWingConspiracy: I mean...they couldn't even get anyone to show up to their rally at the FBI building. A clown with a nail gun thought he was kicking off the revolution but died in a cornfield and nobody will remember his name in a week.

Perhaps some of his supporters are making plans for bigger terrorist attacks but his team is grossly overestimating support and outrage.

A week? I was actually following that story and I think I saw his name once or twice attached to a Twitter post. I forgot him after I scrolled.

Somebody has to bury him. I guess.


Google will, on page 2 when you do a search for Domestic Terrorists.
 
2022-08-15 3:07:56 PM  

Herbert's Hippopotamus: MattytheMouse: As somebody in another thread pointed out: the Trump terrorists we've had so far shot at bullet proof glass with a nail gun, and shot themselves after crashing their car.

I think we'll be fine.

Lol!


Let's not forget the not one, but two would be bombers that couldn't make a pipe bomb.
 
2022-08-15 3:08:32 PM  
never thought we'd have a bunch of Americans just about ready to cheerfully root for the jackawipes who flew the planes into the twin towers
 
2022-08-15 3:09:08 PM  

HerptheDerp: HotWingConspiracy: HerptheDerp: HotWingConspiracy: I mean...they couldn't even get anyone to show up to their rally at the FBI building. A clown with a nail gun thought he was kicking off the revolution but died in a cornfield and nobody will remember his name in a week.

Perhaps some of his supporters are making plans for bigger terrorist attacks but his team is grossly overestimating support and outrage.

A week? I was actually following that story and I think I saw his name once or twice attached to a Twitter post. I forgot him after I scrolled.

Somebody has to bury him. I guess.

Google will, on page 2 when you do a search for Domestic Terrorists.


Nailed it. Hard enough to break bulletproof glass.
 
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