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(Yahoo)   Craiyon entry: 'Nic Cage you don't say' Buttery males   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-08-15 2:15:54 PM  
I first read that as Crayon entry. What color was it?
 
2022-08-15 2:20:08 PM  
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2022-08-15 7:42:01 PM  
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2022-08-15 8:29:12 PM  

kdawg7736: I first read that as Crayon entry. What color was it?


Orange, of course. I'm sure he wouldn't have any other color.
 
2022-08-15 9:13:05 PM  
They damn near have to charge him at this point.

I say damn near because he still has a lot of political cover and clout despite all the shiat he has pulled.
 
2022-08-15 9:13:37 PM  
I mean for farks sakes who would have thought that This of all things would be the potential spark for a hot civil war instead of this cold civil war we've been in.
 
2022-08-15 9:13:53 PM  
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2022-08-15 9:14:05 PM  
That's because Hillary can read at higher than a 3rd grade level. Someone probably just jokingly told Dump that he could sell those docs to our enemies for a lot of money and he took them seriously.
 
2022-08-15 9:17:30 PM  
For the next act watch as the people who turned a pizza recipe into a global child trafficking conspiracy take actual espionage and try to make it disappear
 
2022-08-15 9:23:50 PM  
This was a disappointment.

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2022-08-15 9:24:46 PM  

gunga galunga: This was a disappointment.

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They always are.
 
2022-08-15 9:26:26 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: For the next act watch as the people who turned a pizza recipe into a global child trafficking conspiracy take actual espionage and try to make it disappear


Pizza recipe?
 
2022-08-15 9:27:19 PM  

meat0918: I mean for farks sakes who would have thought that This of all things would be the potential spark for a hot civil war instead of this cold civil war we've been in.


Yeah...that has yet to be seen. MAGAats aren't organized enough for a hot civil war.
 
2022-08-15 9:27:24 PM  

FatherChaos: That's because Hillary can read at higher than a 3rd grade level. Someone probably just jokingly told Dump that he could sell those docs to our enemies for a lot of money and he took them seriously.


The follow-up is that documents were seized before a sale finalized.
 
2022-08-15 9:34:56 PM  

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Fark, you're supposed to put the eye bleach after the nightmare fuel.
 
2022-08-15 9:35:32 PM  

RandomInternetComment: meat0918: I mean for farks sakes who would have thought that This of all things would be the potential spark for a hot civil war instead of this cold civil war we've been in.

Yeah...that has yet to be seen. MAGAats aren't organized enough for a hot civil war.


As soon as I posted it I realized I should pop back in this thread and say we're probably more in line for our version of "The Troubles", which in my opinion was still a civil war but with state-backed terrorist actors in the mix.
 
2022-08-15 9:35:59 PM  
Open scene:a rowboat on the beach in West Palm Beach. A fat, aged, man wearing a red baseball cap and a white Adidas tennis shoulder bag covered in Cheeto dust is pushing with all his might as his deck shoes fill with water.

A large spotlight flashes International Morse Code.
The message is "BRING THE FAHKING DOCS DON OR DONT COME OUT"

The old fat man wheezes as he climbs into the rowboat, one shoe missing in the surf. He mumbles to no one "Fahk you Putin. You promised me a hotel and a passport and I'd be treated like a returning king"

He grabs the tennis racket, still encased in sealskin racket cover and begins to paddle the rowboat as if it were a canoe.

After 45 minutes the tide has pulled the rowboat within 100 feet of an old, coal-fired Soviet submarine. A nearly dead fat man, covered in Cheeto dust, and wearing a red cap calls out for help.

"Have you brought the documents, comrade?" In a gruff Russian voice
"Are you kidding me? I'm lucky I got out of there with a box of Depends and 2 pair of clean socks!  Don't be an idiot! Now swim out here and tow me over...I'm exhausted..!"

A single report from a 35mm deck gun is heard. An empty bag of Cheeto dust floats above a quickly sinking rowboat, rapidly filling with blood, feces, and seawater...

FIN
 
2022-08-15 9:44:59 PM  
You need to mince words. However, garlic can mask everything:

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2022-08-15 9:45:44 PM  

MontanaDave: Lumbar Puncture: For the next act watch as the people who turned a pizza recipe into a global child trafficking conspiracy take actual espionage and try to make it disappear

Pizza recipe?


Go to YouTube and look up John Podesta spirit cooking cheese pizza.

Also say goodbye to your recommended videos and hello to the algorithm.
 
2022-08-15 9:49:07 PM  
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2022-08-15 9:54:07 PM  
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/the correct answer
 
2022-08-15 9:57:23 PM  

meat0918: RandomInternetComment: meat0918: I mean for farks sakes who would have thought that This of all things would be the potential spark for a hot civil war instead of this cold civil war we've been in.

Yeah...that has yet to be seen. MAGAats aren't organized enough for a hot civil war.

As soon as I posted it I realized I should pop back in this thread and say we're probably more in line for our version of "The Troubles", which in my opinion was still a civil war but with state-backed terrorist actors in the mix.


We kind of already are what with all the lone wolf shooters and even the guy that just rammed his burning truck into a barricade near the capitol.
 
2022-08-15 10:03:09 PM  
Fortunately, the craiyon meme will die shortly.
 
2022-08-15 10:05:00 PM  

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Dude on the left be all like, "Can we get this over with before the Oxy wears off?"
 
2022-08-15 10:08:17 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Fortunately, the craiyon meme will die shortly.


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2022-08-15 10:15:38 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Fortunately, the craiyon meme will die shortly.


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2022-08-15 10:23:44 PM  

Jairzinho: Herb Utsmelz: Fortunately, the craiyon meme will die shortly.


If it deteriorates to the frequency of that meme today, I'll be ok with it.
 
2022-08-15 10:26:52 PM  

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Those are Golden Cream-Filled Twinks
 
2022-08-15 10:36:29 PM  

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2022-08-15 10:38:47 PM  

gunga galunga: This was a disappointment.

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You need to play with the words a bit.

This wasn't

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2022-08-15 10:55:41 PM  
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2022-08-15 11:19:25 PM  
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You don't know me, CNN!
 
2022-08-15 11:29:02 PM  
Yeah, Craiyon is still learning....on how to restrict it verbiage.

/However, Sarah Palin is --redacted-- had an interesting result that will not be posted here.

//Out of respect for the person who gave me a month of TotalFark. Not Sarah Palin or anyone in her family that was Triggered and will never have the ability to calculate angles or their specific functions
 
2022-08-16 1:08:23 AM  

yuthinasia: FatherChaos: That's because Hillary can read at higher than a 3rd grade level. Someone probably just jokingly told Dump that he could sell those docs to our enemies for a lot of money and he took them seriously.

The follow-up is that documents were seized before a sale finalized.


I have a hard time believing knowledge of anything less is what actually prompted the seizure (even if "someone saw them" is what's written on the warrant application. See "parallel construction." NSA surveillance proves the Traitor is about to sell them, but we can't put "the NSA's massive big brother surveillance state caught Dump" on the warrant, so someone goes and "finds" them and calls the FBI.)

For *this* DOJ to act, against a traitor who has Dump's level of seeming impunity... Nothing less would move them to act.
 
2022-08-16 2:58:43 AM  

Kalyco Jack: koder: [Fark user image 500x535]

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Fark, you're supposed to put the eye bleach after the nightmare fuel.


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here you go
 
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