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(PA Homepage)   Dear Northeast PA MAGAs, they say the 'county' is looking to reopen closed state correctional institute, but who's to say it isn't Dark Brandon looking for a place to put you all?   (pahomepage.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Corrections, Prison, State, Criminal justice, Penology, Luzerne County leaders, former state prison, EYEWITNESS NEWS  
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1377 clicks; posted to Politics » and Main » on 15 Aug 2022 at 8:40 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-15 2:01:27 PM  
Well, that's the rumor I'm starting.
Thanks, Subby
 
2022-08-15 3:07:26 PM  
They should occupy the prison to prevent its reopening. Barricade the doors, take the keys, lock everything behind them, and wait in the cells.  That'll show the government that nobody is gonna take their freedoms.
 
2022-08-15 3:50:22 PM  
You fools! While you're protesting the prison they'll build the Mandatory Gay Marriage Camp right under your noses -- and you'll end up with a fattie or an uggo!
 
2022-08-15 8:45:11 PM  
Mark Rockovich sounds articulate:  "So how much life does that building have in it? Yet, versus this building which was built in the early 1900s also."
 
2022-08-15 8:45:35 PM  
If only....
 
2022-08-15 8:49:14 PM  
Looks like the perfect place to put Doug Mastriano in.
 
2022-08-15 8:49:50 PM  
Put it on as a ballot measure! These magats are all for lawn order. Let's give them some!
 
2022-08-15 8:52:47 PM  
Correctional Institute? Nothing wrong with that!
It's just a Technical Institute where they've corrected the Tech.
I wish we had those when I was young... we only had TIs and now I'm just a machinist. *shrug*
 
2022-08-15 8:52:52 PM  
They'd be better off looking at reopening the old mental hospitals.
 
2022-08-15 8:53:57 PM  

suebhoney: Put it on as a ballot measure! These magats are all for lawnor der. Let's give them some!


Der lawnor? *blink*
 
2022-08-15 8:55:45 PM  
Is it time? Can we talk about it now? Are they on the way to the FEMA forced gay grooming reneducation camps?
 
2022-08-15 8:58:47 PM  
Nah, it's going to be for Pennsylvania Wiccans according to the newest Limbaugh Letter.
 
2022-08-15 9:00:35 PM  
Old Fark... Prison bad

Nu Fark MAGA prison good

Nttiatwwt
 
2022-08-15 9:06:12 PM  

Percise1: suebhoney: Put it on as a ballot measure! These magats are all for lawnor der. Let's give them some!

Der lawnor? *blink*


Lawn order, but autocorrect ate it.
 
2022-08-15 9:10:05 PM  
As a resident of Lackawanna county and thus not subject to the statutes and ordinances of Shelbyville and parts around... eh, hard pass. Cops beat their spouses, and prison guards are a lot like cops.
 
2022-08-15 9:11:09 PM  
Gotta put those 1/6 terrorists somewhere.
 
2022-08-15 9:21:23 PM  

Lain the Wary: As a resident of Lackawanna county and thus not subject to the statutes and ordinances of Shelbyville and parts around... eh, hard pass. Cops beat their spouses, and prison guards are a lot like cops.


The problem here is the system, not really the guard or the police themselves.  Focusing on them is the wrong focus.

When there are traumatic events, everyone involved is traumatized, and the results are pretty predictable, whether they are the good guys or bad guys.  Not belittling them at all, but They are cogs in the machine put into a grinding task.  The machine demands these parts and will find or create the necessary conditions to get what it needs.

Yes, there are some very ugly statistics about it, but the cogs can't fix the machine.  A better machine, system must be built from the ground up that reduces trauma in this society.

You don't make bad dogs into good dogs by abusing them more.
 
2022-08-15 9:22:24 PM  

hardinparamedic: Is it time? Can we talk about it now? Are they on the way to the FEMA forced gay grooming reneducation camps?


Wait, reneducation?  So like... teaching people to be young Scottish hooligans?
 
2022-08-15 9:36:38 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: hardinparamedic: Is it time? Can we talk about it now? Are they on the way to the FEMA forced gay grooming reneducation camps?

Wait, reneducation?  So like... teaching people to be young Scottish hooligans?


No, it means getting them to say "diddly"  or "erino" after everything
 
2022-08-15 9:43:55 PM  

fat boy: Old Fark... Prison bad

Nu Fark MAGA prison good

Nttiatwwt


And why do they call it oven when you ove in the cold food ove out hot eat the food?
 
2022-08-15 9:49:03 PM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: hardinparamedic: Is it time? Can we talk about it now? Are they on the way to the FEMA forced gay grooming reneducation camps?

Wait, reneducation?  So like... teaching people to be young Scottish hooligans?

No, it means getting them to say "diddly"  or "erino" after everything


I can live with that - it's an improvement on the other sort of Ned without a doubt
 
2022-08-15 10:10:19 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: hardinparamedic: Is it time? Can we talk about it now? Are they on the way to the FEMA forced gay grooming reneducation camps?

Wait, reneducation?  So like... teaching people to be young Scottish hooligans?


Oh, looks like we have a negative neldidily in sector 3G. I'm gonna need the whole family to freeze, and prepare for reneducation!

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2022-08-15 10:31:08 PM  
Trump needs to build/buy a for-profit federal prison for him and all his friends associates and lackeys. It would be beautiful and have his name in big gold letters.
 
2022-08-15 10:33:30 PM  
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2022-08-15 11:47:55 PM  
Yinz, stubby. Yinz.
 
2022-08-15 11:49:28 PM  

GooberK: Yinz, stubby. Yinz.


Jeet?

No, joo?
 
2022-08-16 1:57:49 AM  
Whose ya gotta shank to get a cruller and corfee in this dive?
 
2022-08-16 5:39:10 AM  

GooberK: Yinz, stubby. Yinz.


Yinz is western PA.
 
2022-08-16 5:55:43 AM  

Bloody William: GooberK: Yinz, stubby. Yinz.

Yinz is western PA.


I'll bet the Irish were responsible for this!

/they were
 
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