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4947 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Aug 2022 at 11:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-15 10:32:03 AM  
"Just checking the moon roof..."
 
2022-08-15 10:45:47 AM  
I would think more like the weirdo guy I know from a bar here.
 
2022-08-15 11:20:46 AM  
that's gonna get you a UFIA, buddy
 
2022-08-15 11:23:08 AM  
"Virtually" naked? Nearly naked maybe, almost naked definitely, but that looks real and not virtual to me.
 
2022-08-15 11:24:03 AM  
Being a stripper is a tiring job i guess
 
2022-08-15 11:25:56 AM  
Uhh, that's not "pants" article writer.
 
2022-08-15 11:26:37 AM  
Just splooting.  No big deal.
 
2022-08-15 11:29:33 AM  
That hatchback reversed into that guy three days ago.  They never noticed.  Knocked all his clothes off, but he's still alive.  Can tell because he still has his socks on.
 
2022-08-15 11:29:50 AM  
Scrambled to find a list of universities in Norfolk.    Such a list exists.

However, Tom Selby has yet to discover that, or the fact that alcohol is consumed in East Anglia, or that pre-wedding parties can actually be held within the bounds of the UK, and it is not a requirement to have them solely on the Continent since Brexit.

Tom Selby has snaps of his American cousin, Ric Romero, in his wallet.
 
2022-08-15 11:30:25 AM  
English is such a strange language.

We say "Virtual Reality" to mean something that's not real, and yet the meaning here implies he was nearly naked.
 
2022-08-15 11:31:08 AM  
Another water bottle/ass story? Is Peat ok?
DNRTFA
 
2022-08-15 11:31:14 AM  

PawisBetlog: Uhh, that's not "pants" article writer.


The article's from England. It's a slang definition, which doesn't quite fit with the word's etymology.
 
2022-08-15 11:35:17 AM  
Nice ride.
 
2022-08-15 11:35:24 AM  
I would say passed out would be a better description.
 
2022-08-15 11:44:19 AM  
Please. Like we all haven't come to on top of a car at one time or another.
 
2022-08-15 11:47:00 AM  
Somewhere a Sharpie is crying out over the lost opportunity.
 
2022-08-15 11:47:26 AM  
The English really cannot handle their booze.

At all.
 
2022-08-15 11:47:48 AM  
No critters to worry about up there. Won't get run over lying in the road. All in all I'd say a good drug addled choice as drug addled choices go.
 
2022-08-15 11:55:23 AM  
There are highly available photos of men (one in particular) who has made it public that they have a physical attraction to cars.

You guys should look those up!
 
2022-08-15 11:55:35 AM  
Just cause the guy isn't wearing pants doesn't make him naked, subby!

From the photo, he's got underwear AND socks on
 
2022-08-15 12:09:03 PM  
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2022-08-15 12:09:26 PM  
Virtually naked must mean not naked.
 
2022-08-15 12:15:57 PM  
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2022-08-15 12:16:41 PM  

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Somehow, I doubt that's @bitomike ;)

/at any rate...LELIA! Mike's drunk again!
 
2022-08-15 12:18:08 PM  

PawisBetlog: Uhh, that's not "pants" article writer.


In Dr. Who land it is.
 
2022-08-15 12:28:16 PM  
We're all splooters now.
 
2022-08-15 12:33:49 PM  

Lafcadio: We're all splooters now.


Well, we had to get our eye bleach somehow
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2022-08-15 12:45:00 PM  
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Imagine that sticky peel off when he wakes up.  Probably leave an imprint.

Nice butt though!
 
2022-08-15 1:16:30 PM  

Uncontrolled_Jibe: English is such a strange language.

We say "Virtual Reality" to mean something that's not real, and yet the meaning here implies he was nearly naked.


Virtually: "Having the virtue of."
 
2022-08-15 2:04:18 PM  

SomeTexan: Uncontrolled_Jibe: English is such a strange language.

We say "Virtual Reality" to mean something that's not real, and yet the meaning here implies he was nearly naked.

Virtually: "Having the virtue of."


":manly strength or courage :VALOR?    "   Maybe he's the hero we deserve?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/virtually
Definition of virtually

1a:almost entirely :NEARLYThe project is virtually complete.Virtually every applicant was overqualified for the job.
b:for all practical purposes. She was virtually unknown prior to starring in the film.It is virtually impossible to know the truth of the matter.
2:by means of a computer or computer network :in a virtual locationThe meeting is being held virtually.They did all their shopping virtually.

https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=virtue
 
2022-08-15 6:22:35 PM  

KB202: Please. Like we all haven't come to on top of a car at one time or another.


Yeah, but I still had my pants on.  AND my wallet.
 
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