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(Golf.com)   Golf Magazine: "Sure, Rickie Fowler basically sucks right now. He shot an octopus on 18 Saturday." "Wait, he's signing AUTOGRAPHS AFTER???. TOTAL GOOD GUY AND WINNER"   (golf.com) divider line
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2022-08-15 8:26:03 AM  
Takes more to be nice after a disaster than after a win
 
2022-08-15 8:26:07 AM  
Yeah, but he married her.
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2022-08-15 8:39:13 AM  
Mush like the story of Samson, after he cut his hair we lost his power
 
2022-08-15 8:59:04 AM  
Was the octopus in a nearby water trap?

I didn't realize they kept octopi (octopusses, whatever) out in the open at golf courses.  That can't be a very good environment for them.  Especially with people shooting them.
 
2022-08-15 9:17:15 AM  
Had a chuckle a few weeks back when Rickie didn't make the cut at the Rocket Mortgage -- and he's one of Rocket's brand ambassadors.  Not a good look.
 
2022-08-15 10:07:27 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Yeah, but he married her.
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Nice to have someone to go home to after a bad day at work.
 
2022-08-15 10:41:27 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Yeah, but he married her.
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I bet he regrets not waiting around until we all found Michelle Jenneke.  Or Melissa Theuriau.  Or Jose Lima's wife.
 
2022-08-15 10:53:16 AM  
Shot an octopus? What did the animal do to trigger him?
 
2022-08-15 11:02:18 AM  
Golfers aren't really known for doing nice things these days, so I guess a positive story about one is okay once in a while
 
2022-08-15 11:18:49 AM  
So, Rickie jacked up the last hole, and instead of pouting, firing his caddie, or running off to the LIV tour, he took his lumps and paid attention to the fans?

And some people are mad at the sporting press for noticing this?
 
2022-08-15 11:32:57 AM  

Uzzah: Rapmaster2000: Yeah, but he married her.
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I bet he regrets not waiting around until we all found Michelle Jenneke.  Or Melissa Theuriau.  Or Jose Lima's wife.


or Caroline Wozniacki (after Rory sprinted for the exits)
 
2022-08-15 1:03:58 PM  

Gonz: So, Rickie jacked up the last hole, and instead of pouting, firing his caddie, or running off to the LIV tour, he took his lumps and paid attention to the fans?

And some people are mad at the sporting press for noticing this?


No one is mad. Where did you get that idea?
 
2022-08-15 1:06:28 PM  
If other golfers looked at Fowler they might see how to make money hand over fist without taking the LIV money. Five TOUR wins, no majors and yet he probably gets more endorsement money than anyone not named Tiger. Why? Because he's a good guy and, I assume, works well with sponsors.
 
2022-08-15 1:10:47 PM  

meanmutton: No one is mad. Where did you get that idea?


The f*cking headline.
 
2022-08-15 7:13:17 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Yeah, but he married her.
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God he's such a dick
 
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