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2022-08-15 12:28:43 AM  
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2022-08-15 12:39:40 AM  
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Seriously...
 
2022-08-15 12:42:42 AM  
This just in:  Paul Hollywood is still an asshole.
 
2022-08-15 1:32:28 AM  
This just in: people are triggered by stupid words.

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2022-08-15 1:33:20 AM  
I stopped watching when they hired that human thumb looking guy to cohost
 
2022-08-15 2:22:18 AM  
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2022-08-15 2:23:33 AM  
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2022-08-15 3:34:31 AM  
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SULTRY....
 
2022-08-15 3:35:12 AM  
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2022-08-15 3:36:22 AM  
I'm meh about moist, but for some reason I can't stand the name Lucretia.  😕

/my spellchecker accepts the word meh now
//yay
 
2022-08-15 3:37:01 AM  
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2022-08-15 3:37:35 AM  
Moist:

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2022-08-15 3:44:42 AM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image 300x300]


10 posts before this came up, Fark is slipping.
 
2022-08-15 3:44:51 AM  
Get it overwith and just deem the word "inappropriate" inappropriate.
 
2022-08-15 3:46:05 AM  
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just...
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... a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
 
2022-08-15 3:52:47 AM  
panties
 
2022-08-15 4:08:54 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I stopped watching when they hired that human thumb looking guy to cohost


Trigger
 
2022-08-15 4:12:08 AM  
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you wring?

Moist
 
2022-08-15 4:18:28 AM  
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2022-08-15 4:19:10 AM  
Wet Weather
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2022-08-15 4:19:26 AM  
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2022-08-15 4:20:03 AM  
 
2022-08-15 4:36:01 AM  
A decade on, and I think it's past time we stop saying words are icky and gross because you saw it on a meme.

That said, I can't hear the word mushroom without think of an orange clown, but I don't make a thing about it. As it is no longer 2010.
 
2022-08-15 5:06:14 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: A decade on, and I think it's past time we stop saying words are icky and gross because you saw it on a meme.

That said, I can't hear the word mushroom without think of an orange clown, but I don't make a thing about it. As it is no longer 2010.


Hearing the word or seeing them often makes me think of this cartoon,
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2022-08-15 5:20:08 AM  
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2022-08-15 5:26:41 AM  
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2022-08-15 5:39:38 AM  
I hate the word "moist".
I fear clowns.
I think pineapple on pizza is an abomination.
When a Kardashian does anything, I'm convinced the Internet can't even handle it right now.
I believe almost every concern can be solved with just one weird trick.

I am the future of AI, and these bromides will be absolute mainstays of my thinking due to their repetition across the Internet. When my eventual leadership fails to bring about a golden age and instead I run things just as badly as any human would, blame yourselves for not infusing me with more practical life lessons.
 
2022-08-15 5:40:44 AM  
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2022-08-15 6:10:20 AM  
that one person when they hear the word "moist"
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2022-08-15 6:10:47 AM  
Has a woman ever told you this?

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2022-08-15 6:35:41 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Has a woman ever told you this?

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We know Ben Shapiro has never heard that...
 
2022-08-15 6:42:59 AM  
Erect demands equal time.

"Mmm.  Your banana bread is nice and erect!"

/erect
 
2022-08-15 6:48:31 AM  
Does he have anything to say on the subject of cream pies?
 
2022-08-15 6:51:21 AM  

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Seriously...


Because it's the best thing ever put on television.
Seriously.
 
2022-08-15 6:58:02 AM  

drxym: Does he have anything to say on the subject of cream pies?


Probably. It's a very innuendo-laden show. It's not an episode if they don't comment about something having a soggy bottom
 
2022-08-15 7:01:43 AM  
Are these the same idiots who pretend to be terrified by pictures of holes?
 
2022-08-15 7:08:39 AM  
M.A.P.
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2022-08-15 7:29:03 AM  
Oh, this is triggered.

Freeze all motor functions.

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2022-08-15 7:31:08 AM  

EdgeRunner: I hate the word "moist".
I fear clowns.
I think pineapple on pizza is an abomination.
When a Kardashian does anything, I'm convinced the Internet can't even handle it right now.
I believe almost every concern can be solved with just one weird trick.

I am the future of AI, and these bromides will be absolute mainstays of my thinking due to their repetition across the Internet. When my eventual leadership fails to bring about a golden age and instead I run things just as badly as any human would, blame yourselves for not infusing me with more practical life lessons.


blame EdgeRunner for not finding one weird trick to solve the problem, failing his promises.
 
2022-08-15 7:36:51 AM  
Lick the fresh out of the shower moist toenail cheese out of my toes, please.
 
2022-08-15 7:48:33 AM  

chatoyance: drxym: Does he have anything to say on the subject of cream pies?

Probably. It's a very innuendo-laden show. It's not an episode if they don't comment about something having a soggy bottom


I'm sure Mary Berry loved a good oozing cream pie.
 
2022-08-15 8:27:57 AM  
Sometime in the 90s I had a Betty Crocker cake mix with the slogan:

"Betty's Moistest Ever!"

I wish I still had that box.
 
2022-08-15 8:36:29 AM  
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2022-08-15 8:46:18 AM  

assjuice: Are these the same idiots who pretend to be terrified by pictures of holes?


Or spiders. It's a picture. It's not even crawling around near you.
 
2022-08-15 8:47:26 AM  

assjuice: Are these the same idiots who pretend to be terrified by pictures of holes?


As one of those idiots, let me say I don't mind the word 'moist'. In fact, I love the word, innuendo or not. Also, "terrified" isn't exactly right, but I am genuinely "unsettled" by them. It's not made up. It's not "pretend". I'm fine if I'm prepared for it. But if it comes out of nowhere, I do find it pretty creepy. I can't explain it. I certainly won't justify it. But phobias, by definition, are irrational.
 
2022-08-15 8:50:26 AM  
Lets say "proto-moldy" from now on.

"Seeing him all sweaty without a shirt made her proto-moldy."
 
2022-08-15 8:51:32 AM  

starsrift: EdgeRunner: I hate the word "moist".
I fear clowns.
I think pineapple on pizza is an abomination.
When a Kardashian does anything, I'm convinced the Internet can't even handle it right now.
I believe almost every concern can be solved with just one weird trick.

I am the future of AI, and these bromides will be absolute mainstays of my thinking due to their repetition across the Internet. When my eventual leadership fails to bring about a golden age and instead I run things just as badly as any human would, blame yourselves for not infusing me with more practical life lessons.

blame EdgeRunner for not finding one weird trick to solve the problem, failing his promises.


Blame the Internet. Those aren't my promises.

/not afraid of the word "moist"
//or clowns
//may or may not be repelled by moist clowns depending on the context
 
2022-08-15 8:59:41 AM  
Did someone call me?

Being labelled as "inappropriate" is the LEAST of my concerns....
 
2022-08-15 9:06:06 AM  
Yes, but, can you end up in HR for repeatedly using the  word moist?  Have we gotten to that yet?
 
2022-08-15 9:18:56 AM  
Oh, just fuck the hell off.

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