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(ESPN)   Astros' Alex Bregman delivered on his promise to hit a home run for Uvalde   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-08-15 7:19:30 AM  
A little girl who was at the school at the time of the shooting didn't have a question for Altuve but rather a request. Wearing a shirt that read "Team Altuve,'' she asked the star second baseman to hit a home run for her.
While it was Bregman who came through with the home run...


Swing and a miss.
 
2022-08-15 9:46:51 AM  
What, they let the Astros have trash cans for that game only?
 
2022-08-15 9:52:44 AM  
He was supposed to hit two.

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2022-08-15 10:24:25 AM  
Did you call Alex Bregman and thank him for the hockey tickets home run?

/great John Houseman name
 
2022-08-15 10:54:51 AM  

ChrisDe: He was supposed to hit two.

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Altuve said he will catch a popup in his hat the next game since he didn't hit the homerun.
 
2022-08-15 11:37:52 AM  

jlee4677: ChrisDe: He was supposed to hit two.

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Altuve said he will catch a popup in his hat the next game since he didn't hit the homerun.


i think that's a ground rule triple, but I've been hopelessly weong before

/see?
 
2022-08-15 11:48:28 AM  
That's cool and all, but is it really contributing any more than thoughts and prayers? Did the home run somehow take thousands of guns off the streets?
 
2022-08-15 12:44:20 PM  
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2022-08-15 3:35:58 PM  

Hoopy Frood: A little girl who was at the school at the time of the shooting didn't have a question for Altuve but rather a request. Wearing a shirt that read "Team Altuve,'' she asked the star second baseman to hit a home run for her.
While it was Bregman who came through with the home run...

Swing and a miss.


Altuve should make it up by giving the girl his game-worn jersey.
 
2022-08-15 3:37:50 PM  

LesserEvil: That's cool and all, but is it really contributing any more than thoughts and prayers? Did the home run somehow take thousands of guns off the streets?


it gave the survivors something to cheer about and take their minds off PTSD for a few minutes.
 
2022-08-15 5:14:49 PM  

virulent_loser: Hoopy Frood: A little girl who was at the school at the time of the shooting didn't have a question for Altuve but rather a request. Wearing a shirt that read "Team Altuve,'' she asked the star second baseman to hit a home run for her.
While it was Bregman who came through with the home run...

Swing and a miss.

Altuve should make it up by giving the girl his game-worn jersey.


Altuve won't take his jersey off because of a bad tattoo.

/Or because his wife doesn't want him too
 
2022-08-15 9:16:34 PM  

Rex_Banner: virulent_loser: Hoopy Frood: A little girl who was at the school at the time of the shooting didn't have a question for Altuve but rather a request. Wearing a shirt that read "Team Altuve,'' she asked the star second baseman to hit a home run for her.
While it was Bregman who came through with the home run...

Swing and a miss.

Altuve should make it up by giving the girl his game-worn jersey.

Altuve won't take his jersey off because of a bad tattoo.

/Or because his wife doesn't want him too


that's the joke. 🙃 or it was supposed to be anyway.
 
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