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(Twitter)   One of Russia's famed Wagner mercenary group gets a visit from Ukrainian rockets after posting a photo with their address on Telegram   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-08-14 10:32:33 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-08-15 2:20:08 AM  
Take me out of the ball game.
Take me out of the war!
Buy me a coffin and tell my folk
Putin's army is just a big joke
and it boom boom boom for the Russians,
If they don't win, I don't care!
'cause it's it's 1, 2, 300 bombs falling
from the air!
 
2022-08-15 2:43:52 AM  
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2022-08-15 6:35:33 AM  
I love it when monstrous, atrocity committing assholes get ushed to Hell this quickly.
 
2022-08-15 6:42:19 AM  
The fat lady. She is singing.
 
2022-08-15 6:44:46 AM  
Probably didn't help that one photo has the actual address of the building visible on it.
 
2022-08-15 6:44:58 AM  
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One of the stories in the book is about Kurdish pashmerga getting into flamewars with ISIS soldiers while they were on the battlefield shooting at each other.
 
2022-08-15 6:47:24 AM  

drxym: Probably didn't help that one photo has the actual address of the building visible on it.


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2022-08-15 6:50:55 AM  
Good. I hope the Wagner Group really takes a good look at the last picture, with the body on a stretcher. This is what happens to Fascists. Or at least what should happen to them.

I'm not enthused about seeing dead "Russians" imported from the eastern areas of Russia being fed into a killing machine, but the Wagner Group? I'm fine with it.
 
2022-08-15 7:00:17 AM  
I hope those 2 cats got out safely
 
2022-08-15 7:04:43 AM  
Next up the Russian Band has a practice session in the building down the street from the Ukrainian Flamethrower Detachment.

'It's the silence, Ernie.  Not the screams but the silence'
 
2022-08-15 7:06:10 AM  
John Cleese to update "How Not to be Seen"

How Not To Be Seen Monty Python's Flying Circus
Youtube C-M2hs3sXGo
 
2022-08-15 7:17:19 AM  
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2022-08-15 7:24:09 AM  
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Always a good thing when people who gleefully commit war crimes get removed from existence.
 
2022-08-15 7:28:24 AM  
Maybe the Wagner Group guy hated his work buddies that much.
 
2022-08-15 7:28:46 AM  
You're not supposed to make this easy, guys.
 
2022-08-15 7:40:50 AM  
And this is why it's important you don't let an imbecile near secret and sensitive information, people.
 
2022-08-15 7:45:11 AM  
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2022-08-15 7:53:32 AM  
Between this and the guys in the helicopters when the invasion started, are we sure these are Russia's Special Forces or Russia's "Special" Forces?
 
2022-08-15 8:04:00 AM  
So, just to recap, 20,000 enlisted troops have been stranded by their commanders, cut off from supply lines and left to starve, Russia's reservists won't deploy because their paychecks have stopped coming, and their A-Team just became the "F'd in the A" Team.

Not sure Putin's gonna be able to get the Soviet band back together.
 
2022-08-15 8:14:01 AM  

stoli n coke: Between this and the guys in the helicopters when the invasion started, are we sure these are Russia's Special Forces or Russia's "Special" Forces?


Wagner is what people do when, after two years of hazing and being hazed and not training, they discover they , aren't going to do any better in civilian life and become professional bullies and fascists. They are the guys who decided to attack an American-protected facility in Syria without anti-air and were completely destroyed by artillery and copters after Russia disowned them.

The only people in the theater who fear them are the Russian soldiers they are paid to kill for retreating.
 
2022-08-15 8:19:56 AM  

UNC_Samurai: [images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 850x1279]

One of the stories in the book is about Kurdish pashmerga getting into flamewars with ISIS soldiers while they were on the battlefield shooting at each other.


thanks, just got it on audible.
 
2022-08-15 8:26:18 AM  
Whoo boy they got all the opsec of a teenage girl on vacation. Good to see the internet and fomo screwing another military for a change.
 
2022-08-15 8:28:00 AM  

hardinparamedic: I love it when monstrous, atrocity committing assholes get ushed to Hell this quickly.


Begging mercy for their sins
Satan, laughing spreads his wings
Oh Lord, yeah!
 
2022-08-15 8:31:17 AM  

Gyrfalcon: You're not supposed to make this easy, guys.


Yes, they are.
 
2022-08-15 8:46:38 AM  
Am I the only one?  I have a lot of trouble sleeping so I create stores in my head until I fall asleep.  One of my stories is that I can imprison or disappear every bad person on Earth.  Murderers killing innocent people, rape, child molestation, horrible parents, stealing from old people, Catholic/Christians/Mormons standing behind molesters, all the scams today that target elderly and poor, also people born from money and expect to get away with everything.
I am not religious, not very political until people take away my rights or take away from others.

If I had that power heads would roll, no race, no religion, no gender just take out the scum. The world would be a better place.

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/That is why I can't sleep.
 
2022-08-15 9:12:57 AM  
Pretty stupid, but not as stupid as:

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2022-08-15 9:24:45 AM  

BolloxReader: stoli n coke: Between this and the guys in the helicopters when the invasion started, are we sure these are Russia's Special Forces or Russia's "Special" Forces?

Wagner is what people do when, after two years of hazing and being hazed and not training, they discover they , aren't going to do any better in civilian life and become professional bullies and fascists. They are the guys who decided to attack an American-protected facility in Syria without anti-air and were completely destroyed by artillery and copters after Russia disowned them.

The only people in the theater who fear them are the Russian soldiers they are paid to kill for retreating.


Yeah, Syria should have been a warning to Putin, 500 with heavy tanks vs 40 with a radio and combined arms experience led to 3-400 dead vs 0. But he took the wrong lessons from the conflict thinking that we'd let genocide in Europe go on the same way we did in the Middle East.
 
2022-08-15 10:06:11 AM  

robodog: BolloxReader: stoli n coke: Between this and the guys in the helicopters when the invasion started, are we sure these are Russia's Special Forces or Russia's "Special" Forces?

Wagner is what people do when, after two years of hazing and being hazed and not training, they discover they , aren't going to do any better in civilian life and become professional bullies and fascists. They are the guys who decided to attack an American-protected facility in Syria without anti-air and were completely destroyed by artillery and copters after Russia disowned them.

The only people in the theater who fear them are the Russian soldiers they are paid to kill for retreating.

Yeah, Syria should have been a warning to Putin, 500 with heavy tanks vs 40 with a radio and combined arms experience led to 3-400 dead vs 0. But he took the wrong lessons from the conflict thinking that we'd let genocide in Europe go on the same way we did in the Middle East.


I'm not a warmonger, but I would so love to have NATO school him on what a competent, flexible command structure capable of improvising in the field, massive air sorties, combined arms attacks, and proper logistics can do.

/No battle plan ever survives the first encounter with the enemy. ~ Field Marshal Helmuth von Moltke
 
2022-08-15 10:16:36 AM  
That's almost as embarrassing as walking around with a "BOMB ME" sign taped to your back.
 
2022-08-15 10:27:18 AM  
I can haz OPSEC? No, not yours etc...
 
2022-08-15 10:48:32 AM  
Hopefully, the cats are ok.

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2022-08-15 10:51:53 AM  

poot42: I hope those 2 cats got out safely


They could probably hear the rockets coming before the troops and skeedaddled.
 
2022-08-15 10:58:23 AM  
I hope the troops launching the HIMARS were at least playing this when they took flight.
Richard Wagner - Ride of The Valkyries
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2022-08-15 11:17:26 AM  
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2022-08-15 11:26:40 AM  

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STOP IT!  You're confusing the kids!
 
2022-08-15 11:43:42 AM  

germ78: I hope the troops launching the HIMARS were at least playing this when they took flight.
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No question. Valkyries come to take the fallen to Valhalla. Valhalla sounds like a fun place, basically a giant brew pub. I hope the Wagner guys enjoy it.
 
2022-08-15 12:35:36 PM  

drxym: Probably didn't help that one photo has the actual address of the building visible on it.


You didn't even have to read the article to figure that out. You just had to read to the end of the headline.

Farkers are getting lazier every year.

Gyrfalcon: You're not supposed to make this easy, guys.


But I hope they don't let that stop them. Make it all this easy, please!
 
2022-08-15 12:50:07 PM  
Orcs fall down go boom.
 
2022-08-15 12:52:42 PM  

drxym: Probably didn't help that one photo has the actual address of the building visible on it.


don't spoil the mystery... it was very scientific and complicated 'geo location' hacks using sophisticated techniques...
 
2022-08-15 1:23:38 PM  
"Entering certain parts of a building that stores classified documents requires an FSO escort."

"Every facility that stores classified documents or works on classified projects falls under the aegis of a civilian Facility Security Officer. By law the FSO "owns" the documents. They are solely responsible for their safekeeping."

" Go into a government office and look for a picture somewhere near the entrance. It will be a photo of the FSO along with their contact information."

"DoD/DoE security audits are anal retentive to the extreme. You better believe the auditor will measure the width of your door frame and remove screws to make sure they meet minimum standards."

Sounds like the former White House FSO is about to have a colonoscopy without lube or anesthesia.
 
2022-08-15 1:37:30 PM  

stoli n coke: Between this and the guys in the helicopters when the invasion started, are we sure these are Russia's Special Forces or Russia's "Special" Forces?


They obviously were drinking during opsec training.

What is it about Russians that makes it seem like so much fun to take pictures and blast it out, showing that they're at a specific location in Ukraine, or inside the Capitol building?

Doesn't anyone ever say, "Whoa! What are you doing? Don't take pictures and send them out to every corner of the world. Those other people we're in a grinding war with might decide to use it to blow us up, or arrest us, or whatever."

"Nah it's cool, no one will notice. The last millions of times this happened, it was a problem for someone but they're not watching this time."
 
2022-08-15 1:43:03 PM  

stoli n coke: Between this and the guys in the helicopters when the invasion started, are we sure these are Russia's Special Forces or Russia's "Special" Forces?


I hear they're deploying their VERY Special Forces

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2022-08-15 2:32:13 PM  

Vern: Good. I hope the Wagner Group really takes a good look at the last picture, with the body on a stretcher. This is what happens to Fascists. Or at least what should happen to them.

I'm not enthused about seeing dead "Russians" imported from the eastern areas of Russia being fed into a killing machine, but the Wagner Group? I'm fine with it.


I hope the wave it off and decide not to change any of their security procedures.
 
2022-08-15 2:34:36 PM  

BolloxReader: The only people in the theater who fear them are the Russian soldiers they are paid to kill for retreating.


Not quite true. They scare the hell out of unarmed civilians
 
2022-08-15 2:37:48 PM  

LuxAeterna: Hopefully, the cats are ok.

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Cats are very good at bolting when Bad Things happen. Better than humans. And their finely tuned cat ears have probably learned to recognize incoming missiles
 
2022-08-15 2:38:52 PM  

Buckerlin: germ78: I hope the troops launching the HIMARS were at least playing this when they took flight.
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No question. Valkyries come to take the fallen to Valhalla. Valhalla sounds like a fun place, basically a giant brew pub. I hope the Wagner guys enjoy it.


Go fark yourself, Orc
 
2022-08-15 2:44:19 PM  

hardinparamedic: stoli n coke: Between this and the guys in the helicopters when the invasion started, are we sure these are Russia's Special Forces or Russia's "Special" Forces?

I hear they're deploying their VERY Special Forces

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Like we did in the last days of Vietnam? Have a friend who was teaching swimming, climbing, and a few other skills at Fort Lewis back in those days. He said towards the end they were dumping kids who shouldn't have been in the military into the meat grinder, Developmentally delayed. Psychological problems. Cognitive deficits. A bunch of them showed up in his classes, and he got in trouble (again) for raising a stink about it.

Look up Project 100,000. McNamara decided to do his little bit for eugenics by sending those poor kids, and an inordinate number of Black kids, off to soak up bullets.
 
2022-08-15 3:03:41 PM  

anuran: hardinparamedic: stoli n coke: Between this and the guys in the helicopters when the invasion started, are we sure these are Russia's Special Forces or Russia's "Special" Forces?

I hear they're deploying their VERY Special Forces

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Like we did in the last days of Vietnam? Have a friend who was teaching swimming, climbing, and a few other skills at Fort Lewis back in those days. He said towards the end they were dumping kids who shouldn't have been in the military into the meat grinder, Developmentally delayed. Psychological problems. Cognitive deficits. A bunch of them showed up in his classes, and he got in trouble (again) for raising a stink about it.

Look up Project 100,000. McNamara decided to do his little bit for eugenics by sending those poor kids, and an inordinate number of Black kids, off to soak up bullets.


See, we were having fun here and you had to mention all the fun atrocities of the United States towards the special needs crowd.

Fun fact: Vietnam and the atrocities and crimes committed by US Soldiers are why the US Military stopped accepting people in lieu of Jail time.
 
2022-08-15 3:56:49 PM  

Enigmamf: Farkers are getting lazier every year.


We've elevated it to an artform.
 
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