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(UPI)   One can almost hear Napoleon laughing in Hell   (upi.com) divider line
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2022-08-15 4:37:52 AM  
Why? Napoleon always paid his army, that's why they were always loyal to him...

Ah.
 
2022-08-15 4:43:36 AM  
They're looking at this all wrong. They need to think about it as a work experience internship giving them the skills to be competitive in the private mercenary market.
 
2022-08-15 4:43:55 AM  
They're being paid in exposure!

What? Exposure to lead is a kind of exposure.
 
2022-08-15 4:44:47 AM  
The Simpsons - French Frogs Laughing
Youtube BuJntoUThRk
 
2022-08-15 4:49:09 AM  
Leaders have been overthrown for this type of shenanigans...
 
2022-08-15 5:04:50 AM  
Choose the non-existent pay, or pulonioum. Doesn't matter to the Russians.
 
2022-08-15 5:11:25 AM  
They'll just have to steal more to make up for it...
 
2022-08-15 5:22:52 AM  
Not paying workers or contractors?

Sounds like a play directly out of tRump's Fart of the Deal...
 
2022-08-15 5:22:59 AM  
Russia has also failed to provide sufficient food, ammunition or cigarettes to soldiers, the recruits claimed to Idel.Realii.

Hmmmm... why does that sound so familiar...
 
2022-08-15 5:27:01 AM  
Oh, yeah. I forgot Sawed-off Stalin's Ukrainian Adventure also triggered an economic tsunami against Russia.

Good luck finding conscripts for Ukraine when you have to have soldiers keeping starving rioters from burning down Moscow.
 
2022-08-15 5:29:53 AM  
They're doing it on spec.
 
2022-08-15 5:30:33 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: [YouTube video: The Simpsons - French Frogs Laughing]


Hehe, they do look like frogs.
 
2022-08-15 5:31:39 AM  

Iczer: Russia has also failed to provide sufficient food, ammunition or cigarettes to soldiers, the recruits claimed to Idel.Realii.

Hmmmm... why does that sound so familiar...


Line up comrades and you'll be issued bullets or a gun.
 
2022-08-15 5:51:37 AM  
Well it's his birthday so...
 
2022-08-15 6:38:50 AM  

calufrax: Leaders have been overthrown for this type of shenanigans...


The West should sweeten the pot. One billion dollars in whatever currency you want to the person or group that kills Putin and offers verifiable proof.
 
2022-08-15 7:05:15 AM  
If you're more likely to be fed in prison than in the army you're not going to have much leverage to force people into the army.
 
2022-08-15 7:23:58 AM  
Yes, but Ukraine should just surrender so they can be occupied by this incompetent and corrupt country.  This is all Biden's fault.
 
2022-08-15 8:15:13 AM  
A soldier without cigarettes is an unhappy soldier.
 
2022-08-15 8:19:50 AM  
So. We're now at the part of WW1 where the soldiers riot over lack of food and money. Nice.
 
2022-08-15 8:36:02 AM  

odinsposse: If you're more likely to be fed in prison than in the army you're not going to have much leverage to force people into the army.


Yeah, but with jumper cables on your balls, everything tastes metallic.
 
2022-08-15 9:04:23 AM  

Halfabee64: odinsposse: If you're more likely to be fed in prison than in the army you're not going to have much leverage to force people into the army.

Yeah, but with jumper cables on your balls, everything tastes metallic.


I'm not kink shaming or anything..But..uh..is that something you have intimate knowledge about?
Cause..I have some totally curiosity based questions about that....
 
2022-08-15 9:15:22 AM  
Not paying his workers!  Who does Putin think he is?  Trump?
 
2022-08-15 9:23:32 AM  
I'd be getting a little nervous about what the unpaid remenants of his army will do when they get home if I were putin...
 
2022-08-15 9:48:54 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Halfabee64: odinsposse: If you're more likely to be fed in prison than in the army you're not going to have much leverage to force people into the army.

Yeah, but with jumper cables on your balls, everything tastes metallic.

I'm not kink shaming or anything..But..uh..is that something you have intimate knowledge about?
Cause..I have some totally curiosity based questions about that....


Ever put a 9V battery on your tongue to see if it still had a charge?

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/No I don't have first-balls experience.
 
2022-08-15 12:24:16 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: calufrax: Leaders have been overthrown for this type of shenanigans...

The West should sweeten the pot. One billion dollars in whatever currency you want to the person or group that kills Putin and offers verifiable proof.


Time to bring in this guy.
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2022-08-15 12:46:45 PM  
Maybe they should go talk to Putin.
 
2022-08-15 4:46:55 PM  

englaja: Not paying workers or contractors?

Sounds like a play directly out of tRump's Fart of the Deal...


Yea, everybody thought Putin was schooling the Orange Orangutan, but it was the other way around.

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