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(South China Morning Post)   Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?   (scmp.com) divider line
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2022-08-14 10:52:58 PM  
"Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
 
2022-08-14 11:08:09 PM  
I'll believe it when it's independently verified by american or european labs.

/no dis, China, but u sus as fuq.
 
2022-08-14 11:15:00 PM  
Great , Now we'll have all the sewer rats standing around staring at their phones ..
 
2022-08-14 11:28:21 PM  
Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish
 
2022-08-14 11:29:17 PM  
We'll reach Mars before I yell 'Poit!' Pinky.
 
2022-08-14 11:29:18 PM  
Yeah, Brain. But if people's brains get too big, won't they fall over  and starve to death?

Well, yes, of course, but that will further our plot to rule the world. Donald Trump has been fillling his "fans" with garbage for years. There is a brain gap betwen Sub-Geniuses and mice.
 
2022-08-14 11:33:19 PM  
The theme simply says "one is a genius, the other's insane", but not which is which.
 
2022-08-14 11:43:08 PM  
"Well, I think so, Brain, but who's going to tell Elon Musk that he's a spoiled clone of Carol Burnett?"
 
2022-08-14 11:54:29 PM  
I think so Brain, but if they called it a Sad Meal, nobody would buy it.
 
2022-08-15 12:23:55 AM  
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am!
 
2022-08-15 12:48:51 AM  
"Dat azzz"?
 
2022-08-15 12:53:22 AM  
That seems like a nice crock.
 
2022-08-15 1:20:38 AM  
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?
 
2022-08-15 1:31:20 AM  
.. but I've no idea where to find 37 tons of lime green jello at this time of night.
 
2022-08-15 2:27:42 AM  
Considering how deployments of just about anything above the MHz range have gone over the years, I doubt this will be a problem, if it is one, that any of us will face outside of two or three football stadiums for a few years before all the carriers quietly slink back to high MHz and low GHz.
 
2022-08-15 2:50:17 AM  
I'm not worried!  We've been preparing for this a long time.
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2022-08-15 3:21:02 AM  
I don't know brain, what do Miso Soup, a tweet from tesla, and an article on CNN have in common?

Brain:  Hrm, I don't know that's a big hard one.
 
2022-08-15 4:24:08 AM  
I now question the existence of brain cells.
 
2022-08-15 6:41:14 AM  

mengelji: I'm not worried!  We've been preparing for this a long time.
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So after 100,000 years of evolution the only visible difference in appearance is that his head now resembles a giant penis.  And his legs appear to have shrunk slightly; I guess all that mass for the dick on top of his head had to come from somewhere.
 
2022-08-15 9:56:18 AM  
"Yeah, Brain.  But why do they call them tube socks if they go on your feet?"
 
2022-08-15 5:13:17 PM  
"I think so, Brain... but who wants to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"
 
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