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(Twitter)   News: The Gillespie County TX elections staff quits over right wing death threats. FARK: Trump won Gillespie by 59 points. "It would have been a full 60 if not for all the fraud." -- some MAGA chud in Gillespie, probably   (twitter.com) divider line
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2797 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Aug 2022 at 5:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-14 1:24:42 PM  
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2022-08-14 1:59:06 PM  
In Soviet Russia Texas, Dear Leader gets 100% of votes or else!
 
2022-08-14 2:06:44 PM  
Trumpers are full blown Nazis.
 
2022-08-14 2:30:46 PM  

Jake Havechek: Trumpers are full blown Nazis.


This. Right. Here.
 
2022-08-14 2:43:57 PM  

bingethinker: In Soviet Russia Texas, Dear Leader gets 100% of votes or else!


Nah. Anything less than 150% proves the election was RIGGED!
 
2022-08-14 3:36:56 PM  
IDK how people there expect to register to vote or conduct fair & legal elections.

That's the point
 
2022-08-14 3:49:05 PM  
This is a win for Team Small Government!
 
2022-08-14 4:28:46 PM  

bingethinker: In Soviet Russia Texas, Dear Leader gets 100% of votes or else!


99%. We have to prove this is a functioning democracy after all.
 
2022-08-14 4:41:07 PM  
Time to pass Federal laws that protect election officials nationwide, with a minimum 25 year sentence for doing anything more than saying "How do I vote?  or Please, or Thank You" to an official.
 
2022-08-14 5:37:46 PM  
I'm starting to think an AmbassadorBooze solution is our only option.
 
2022-08-14 5:41:17 PM  
Now guess who is lining up to take their places?
 
2022-08-14 5:41:32 PM  
Remind me....what exactly do we pay the police to, you know, DO...again?

/ beat minorities and murder people for selling loose cigarettes
 
2022-08-14 5:41:41 PM  

enry: IDK how people there expect to register to vote or conduct fair & legal elections.

That's the point


Bingo.

Similar tactic to driving sane people off local boards of education. You make the job so shiatty for them they pack up and leave, which opens the door for the loyalist loons to take over.
 
2022-08-14 5:42:29 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: I'm starting to think an AmbassadorBooze solution is our only option.


Is that the one with the very hungry tiger? Or am I thinking about something else?
 
2022-08-14 5:43:08 PM  
We need UN oversight of our elections.
 
2022-08-14 5:44:21 PM  

markie_farkie: Time to pass Federal laws that protect election officials nationwide, with a minimum 25 year sentence for doing anything more than saying "How do I vote?  or Please, or Thank You" to an official.


There are already laws on the books that deal with this shiat.  The police just don't want to enforce them, because either they are sympathetic to the cause or are scared shiatless that they and their families will be targeted next.

The situation reminds me more and more of how the cartels operate in Mexico with impunity.
 
2022-08-14 5:44:35 PM  
Fredericksburg?!?! The Bedazzled Purse Big Texas Hair Chalk Paint Shabby Chic Wine Party G-Milf shiat-Ass German Antique Strip Fredericksburg?!?

Let it burn. Then send the G-Milfs to my quarters.
 
2022-08-14 5:46:56 PM  
Only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner. This is your dadism from a not dad for the day.
 
2022-08-14 5:47:25 PM  

iheartscotch: fruit flies like a banana: I'm starting to think an AmbassadorBooze solution is our only option.

Is that the one with the very hungry tiger? Or am I thinking about something else?


Up the ass.
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2022-08-14 5:48:15 PM  
What you thought you were doing:

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What you were actually doing:


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2022-08-14 5:51:11 PM  

Ed Grubermann: iheartscotch: fruit flies like a banana: I'm starting to think an AmbassadorBooze solution is our only option.

Is that the one with the very hungry tiger? Or am I thinking about something else?

Up the ass.
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Back in the day...there used to be these tow-behind augers that were much easier to use then a man-lift auger. That's because the engine end counter-balanced the auger end. I imagine that they are no longer a thing because they're "dangerous" or something.
 
2022-08-14 5:53:29 PM  
Okey dokey, time to throw a big ol' party there, bring this guy in.....

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Jose knows a few things about working in high conflict regions of the world.
My mother, a very good cook, active democrat fund raiser and her like minded friends threw great parties-even the republicans were there.
Come for the food, stay to talk politics and guess whut-the dumb shiat gets sorted out, people eat great food and life goes on.
 
2022-08-14 5:54:45 PM  

iheartscotch: Remind me....what exactly do we pay the police to, you know, DO...again?

/ beat minorities and murder people for selling loose cigarettes


It's texas, so they're paid to run like the cowards that they are if someone shows up with a weapon. But first, they pose in their gear while massaging their weapons.
 
2022-08-14 5:54:52 PM  

Dinjiin: markie_farkie: Time to pass Federal laws that protect election officials nationwide, with a minimum 25 year sentence for doing anything more than saying "How do I vote?  or Please, or Thank You" to an official.

There are already laws on the books that deal with this shiat.  The police just don't want to enforce them, because either they are sympathetic to the cause or are scared shiatless that they and their families will be targeted next.

The situation reminds me more and more of how the cartels operate in Mexico with impunity.


Texas State law has changed and now 'poll watchers' are legal.  Expect polling places full of angry Trump voters, Probably armed, come November.
 
2022-08-14 5:55:01 PM  
The failure of GOP leadership to soundly condemn such intimidation is a de facto endorsement.
 
2022-08-14 6:00:30 PM  
Turns out we do give in to terrorists.
 
2022-08-14 6:01:15 PM  

iheartscotch: fruit flies like a banana: I'm starting to think an AmbassadorBooze solution is our only option.

Is that the one with the very hungry tiger? Or am I thinking about something else?


Gitmo.
 
2022-08-14 6:01:53 PM  

MurphyMurphy: We need UN oversight of our elections.


Armed hopefully.
 
2022-08-14 6:04:26 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: I'm starting to think an AmbassadorBooze solution is our only option.


No.
 
2022-08-14 6:04:57 PM  

foo monkey: Now guess who is lining up to take their places?


People with no clue how to do the job, most likely.
 
2022-08-14 6:05:36 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: iheartscotch: fruit flies like a banana: I'm starting to think an AmbassadorBooze solution is our only option.

Is that the one with the very hungry tiger? Or am I thinking about something else?

Gitmo.


And nobody has any rights in Guantanamo. It might just work....
 
2022-08-14 6:06:00 PM  

markie_farkie: Time to pass Federal laws that protect election officials nationwide, with a minimum 25 year sentence for doing anything more than saying "How do I vote?  or Please, or Thank You" to an official.


We sure did pass a bill protecting Supreme Court justices really fast.
 
2022-08-14 6:06:02 PM  

kmgenesis23: foo monkey: Now guess who is lining up to take their places?

People with no clue how to do the job, most likely.


It's a pretty easy job, all you need to do is keep people from voting the wrong way.
 
2022-08-14 6:07:05 PM  

MurphyMurphy: We need UN oversight of our elections.


That would be ideal. But...the Red Hats would probably freak out and attack the election monitors because (((globalists))) *read Jews*.
 
2022-08-14 6:10:37 PM  

iheartscotch: Remind me....what exactly do we pay the police to, you know, DO...again?

/ beat minorities and murder people for selling loose cigarettes


Pam Beasley, her two pictures.
 
2022-08-14 6:12:10 PM  
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2022-08-14 6:12:33 PM  

enry: IDK how people there expect to register to vote or conduct fair & legal elections.

That's the point


The point is they will try to place their own people in these spots so they can influence/control from there.

They are trying to go bottoms up.  School boards, local govt, elections offices, etc.

It's a bit scary because it is working and won't be rooted out easily.

They are planting their own deep state.

Every accusation is a confession.
 
2022-08-14 6:16:20 PM  
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2022-08-14 6:18:37 PM  

Snapper Carr: What you were actually doing:


Since most of it is just ranting on 4chan and Truth Social, it probably looks more like this:

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2022-08-14 6:23:37 PM  
The UN really needs to intervene when elections are held in shiathole countries.
 
2022-08-14 6:24:22 PM  
What's wrong with these right-wing assholes?
 
2022-08-14 6:25:00 PM  

Jake Havechek: Trumpers are full have blown Nazis.


FTFM
 
2022-08-14 6:26:53 PM  
One less red county can vote now. I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through.
 
2022-08-14 6:27:38 PM  

AeAe: What's wrong with these right-wing assholes?


Yes.
 
2022-08-14 6:28:31 PM  

foo monkey: Now guess who is lining up to take their places?


Trump won that county by 59 points.  Do you really think the ones that quit WERE NOT Trumpers?
 
2022-08-14 6:29:54 PM  

Vansthing: One less red county can vote now. I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through.


Except it is EXACTLY what they want: plausible deniability that when democrats win the next election, it's only because REAL AMERICANS are being excluded and not able to vote, therefore any win is fake news and needs to be violently "corrected".
 
2022-08-14 6:33:00 PM  

JAYoung: The failure of GOP leadership to soundly condemn such intimidation is a de facto endorsement.


De facto?  Various GOP caucus members egging this stuff on publicly without censure or discipline from party leadership is an enthusiastic endorsement.  This IS part of the plan.
 
2022-08-14 6:35:12 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Turns out we do give in to terrorists.


Only the white ones. America still has -some - standards.
 
2022-08-14 6:36:55 PM  
God farking DAMN it. I was born in Fredericksburg. Goddamn depressing to see how far it's gone off the rails.
 
2022-08-14 6:40:19 PM  

Mike_1962: foo monkey: Now guess who is lining up to take their places?

Trump won that county by 59 points.  Do you really think the ones that quit WERE NOT Trumpers?


It's rude to answer a question with a question.
 
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