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(Metro)   "All my life I wanted to be a mermaid. So I became one"   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2022-08-14 9:23:20 AM  
"...my husband Isaac is tolerant..."
 
2022-08-14 10:02:00 AM  
Awwwwwwwwwww...................I think it's great when someone is actually able to live out their dreams!

I used to want to be a Weeki Wachee mermaid when I was a kid, but life got in the way.  :-/
 
2022-08-14 10:46:06 AM  
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2022-08-14 11:25:30 AM  

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Or worse, you get the horsecock but always smell like a dying fish out of water.
 
2022-08-14 1:06:52 PM  
Maureen Ponderosa hisses in approval.

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2022-08-14 2:17:50 PM  
Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.
 
2022-08-14 2:18:41 PM  

dammit just give me a login: "...my husband Isaac is tolerant..."


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2022-08-14 2:21:54 PM  
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2022-08-14 2:23:59 PM  

HighlanderRPI: dammit just give me a login: "...my husband Isaac is tolerant..."

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2022-08-14 2:25:42 PM  

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Dammit, two minutes late.

"Look Ike, your daddy's a dolphin!"
 
2022-08-14 2:28:16 PM  
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2022-08-14 2:32:44 PM  

HighlanderRPI: dammit just give me a login: "...my husband Isaac is tolerant..."

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Maybe she has an Octopussoir like Clara.
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2022-08-14 2:35:52 PM  
The only mermaid worth looking at was "Madison" in "Splash".
 
2022-08-14 2:36:07 PM  

MythDragon: HighlanderRPI: dammit just give me a login: "...my husband Isaac is tolerant..."

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2022-08-14 2:38:12 PM  

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Mads Horwath is wonderfully weird
 
2022-08-14 2:40:17 PM  
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2022-08-14 2:42:33 PM  

wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.


A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting
 
2022-08-14 2:44:23 PM  
Elsewhere on that page:

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/*screams*
//"DOODY!!!"
 
2022-08-14 2:46:33 PM  
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2022-08-14 2:46:34 PM  
NSFW


The unrealistic idea of being a mermaid || Iliza Shlesinger
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2022-08-14 2:47:06 PM  

gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting


1000 percent.
 
2022-08-14 2:47:25 PM  

gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting


Whatever snark I was going to write, you just disarmed me of with your post.

We need a lot more imagination and pretend time in this world instead of the paranoia and anger.

Still trying to picture crotchless mermaid panties though...
 
2022-08-14 2:48:44 PM  

gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting


I didn't say she shouldn't do it. But she's a mermaid about as much as a kid at Halloween becomes Pokemon.
 
2022-08-14 2:48:57 PM  
Remember when Splash was controversial because it was a Disney movie and you saw Daryl Hannah's bare butt for 5 seconds?
 
2022-08-14 2:50:48 PM  
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2022-08-14 2:51:26 PM  
"Why, yes!", said Metro. "Yes, I am standing at the corner of Advertising Boulevard and Crazytown Lane - how did you guess?"
 
2022-08-14 2:51:47 PM  

wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting

I didn't say she shouldn't do it. But she's a mermaid about as much as a kid at Halloween becomes Pokemon.


So?
 
2022-08-14 2:54:50 PM  

gottagopee: wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting

I didn't say she shouldn't do it. But she's a mermaid about as much as a kid at Halloween becomes Pokemon.

So?


I guess I should add: she's not a real mermaid, no, but the asshole nazi/confederates ARE and I'll take cheerful make-believe over any other
 
2022-08-14 2:55:08 PM  

gottagopee: wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting

I didn't say she shouldn't do it. But she's a mermaid about as much as a kid at Halloween becomes Pokemon.

So?


I would prefer a parent to express a stronger grip on reality. And maybe not drag her kids into her obsession.
 
2022-08-14 2:57:43 PM  

wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting

I didn't say she shouldn't do it. But she's a mermaid about as much as a kid at Halloween becomes Pokemon.

So?

I would prefer a parent to express a stronger grip on reality. And maybe not drag her kids into her obsession.


See my follow-up response
 
2022-08-14 2:58:15 PM  

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That is a great bit, I got a lot of laughs out of that.
 
2022-08-14 3:12:28 PM  

Jake Havechek: Remember when Splash was controversial because it was a Disney movie and you saw Daryl Hannah's bare butt for 5 seconds?


Charles Martin Smith flopped his wang around in a disney movie:

The wangflop.
 
2022-08-14 3:25:58 PM  

gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting


Oh thank god. For a second there, I was worried we weren't going to be able to shoehorn a political rant into a thread about a woman who likes mermaids.
 
2022-08-14 3:25:58 PM  

wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting

I didn't say she shouldn't do it. But she's a mermaid about as much as a kid at Halloween becomes Pokemon.

So?

I would prefer a parent to express a stronger grip on reality. And maybe not drag her kids into her obsession.


Thankfully, your preferences on the matter are 100% meaningless.
 
2022-08-14 3:26:04 PM  
I heart this thread.
 
2022-08-14 3:40:00 PM  
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2022-08-14 3:40:54 PM  
Look at my stuff, isn't it neat?

/ stop looking at my stuff weirdo
 
2022-08-14 3:51:57 PM  
Flight Of The Conchords - Mermaids
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2022-08-14 4:15:20 PM  
In Asia, being called a "mermaid" (or sirena/sireyna) is a slang for gay or dragqueen. Actually pretty fun show especially since they speak English from time to time.

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2022-08-14 4:21:23 PM  
I trained to become a supply primary school teacher.

What in the world of SEO is that?
 
2022-08-14 4:21:30 PM  

Chemlight Battery: gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting

Oh thank god. For a second there, I was worried we weren't going to be able to shoehorn a political rant into a thread about a woman who likes mermaids.


Oh yes, quite a rant.

You seem touchy for some reason.
 
2022-08-14 4:32:14 PM  

gottagopee: Chemlight Battery: gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting

Oh thank god. For a second there, I was worried we weren't going to be able to shoehorn a political rant into a thread about a woman who likes mermaids.

Oh yes, quite a rant.

You seem touchy for some reason.


Oh yes, quite touchy.

All I'm saying is that if I went to the Pol tab and started talking about mermaids, I'd look pretty damn silly.
 
2022-08-14 4:44:13 PM  
"Starstuff made a mermaid out of me"

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2022-08-14 5:03:06 PM  
Not seeing a lot of wedding rings in that photo shoot. Just sayin'.
 
2022-08-14 5:31:19 PM  
 
2022-08-14 5:32:04 PM  

wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: gottagopee: wxboy: Well, you play dress-up in the pool. That's almost like becoming a fictional creature.

A cheerful mermaid wannabe isn't brandishing firearms or beating up trans folk while she's splashing around. I'd far rather that than the nazi/confederate cosplayers we keep getting

I didn't say she shouldn't do it. But she's a mermaid about as much as a kid at Halloween becomes Pokemon.

So?

I would prefer a parent to express a stronger grip on reality. And maybe not drag her kids into her obsession.


Wait, this is where you were going with your comments? Seriously? For f*ck's sake.
 
2022-08-14 6:06:45 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: A former housemate of mine went that route, now she has a book out -

Grandma Swordwhale's Mermaiding Book: New and Improved edition with 20+ pages of a mermaid at play: Byerts, Teanna: 9798771389875: Amazon.com: Books

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1 new from $7.31, no reviews - it's now mine.
 
2022-08-14 6:07:17 PM  
Guess what my local library's about to get as a donation? ;D
 
2022-08-14 6:11:03 PM  
Feh - wife made me cancel the order. Sigh.
 
2022-08-14 6:28:09 PM  
EAT ME!!!
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