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6139 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Aug 2022 at 1:12 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-14 9:05:14 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-08-14 9:38:25 AM  
Sir, this is an Arby's.
 
2022-08-14 9:49:25 AM  
STFU, Conartist.
You've got your farking Federalist Society Nazi farksticks on SCROTUS like you wanted. Let someone who actually cares about this country throw out the Trump Trash
 
2022-08-14 9:51:15 AM  
Now we're up to 15 excuses. It was attorney-client privilege, and executive-privilege info.
 
2022-08-14 9:52:18 AM  
By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request five Abyssinian kittens (ruddy please, four boys and one girl), 100 wooded acres in upstate NY, free, high quality lumber for life, the immediate dissolution of the fossil fuel industry, and a Cinnabon. Thank you!
 
2022-08-14 9:54:09 AM  
It doesn't have a "hereby", or failing that a "forsooth" and "forthwith" combo.  It's not legally valid.
 
2022-08-14 10:23:01 AM  
Wait...weren't those documents were planted by the FBI?  Those same documents?
 
2022-08-14 10:24:41 AM  
I hereby declare that posting on treason terrorist twatter you have signed up for the death camps. Get in the truck asshole, time to meet the electric chair - gonna Rosenberg your fat ass. You'll probably start a grease fire.
 
2022-08-14 10:25:25 AM  
See I said "hereby" so it has to be ironclad.
 
2022-08-14 10:26:50 AM  

educated: By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request five Abyssinian kittens (ruddy please, four boys and one girl), 100 wooded acres in upstate NY, free, high quality lumber for life, the immediate dissolution of the fossil fuel industry, and a Cinnabon. Thank you!


Will these do?

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Oh, and I ate the Cinnabon. Sorry about that.

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2022-08-14 10:27:14 AM  
1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
14. Laws against espionage are wrong
15. Documents were protected by Executive Privilege and should not have been removed by FBI
 
2022-08-14 10:28:01 AM  

educated: By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request five Abyssinian kittens (ruddy please, four boys and one girl), 100 wooded acres in upstate NY, free, high quality lumber for life, the immediate dissolution of the fossil fuel industry, and a Cinnabon. Thank you!


Everything shall be provided to you except the Cinnabon. Every attempt at delivery ended with the delivery person eating it.
 
2022-08-14 10:32:59 AM  
Just been learned??

Apparently he can't hire attorneys with Reading 101 level skills.

From the warrant:

ATTACHMENT B
Property to be seized

All physical documents and records constituting evidence, contraband, fruits of crime, or
other items illegally possessed in violation of 18 U.S.C. §§ 793, 2071, or 1519, including the following:

a. Any physical documents with classification markings, along with any containers/boxes (including any other contents) in which such documents are located, as well as any other containers/boxes that are collectively stored or found together with the aforementioned documents and containers/boxes;

b. Information, including communications in any form, regarding the retrieval, storage, or transmission of national defense information or classified material;

c. Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021; or


So if anything else was stored out in the pool shed, it was fair game, per the warrant.

Shoulda picked a better hiding strategy, dipshiat.
 
2022-08-14 10:35:08 AM  

Demetrius: Wait...weren't those documents were planted by the FBI?  Those same documents?


No, the ones that GSA packed up and shipped by mistake because he was in such a rush to move out.
 
2022-08-14 10:43:11 AM  

Demetrius: Wait...weren't those documents were planted by the FBI?  Those same documents?


Only the documents that are incriminating are planted.  All other documents are okay.  At least that will be the next excuse.

#reopenAlcatraz
 
2022-08-14 10:46:54 AM  
By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request that you specify the documents of concern. So that they can be identified, please describe in detail the subject of each document and your involvement with it.
 
2022-08-14 10:52:49 AM  

plecos: Demetrius: Wait...weren't those documents were planted by the FBI?  Those same documents?

Only the documents that are incriminating are planted.  All other documents are okay.  At least that will be the next excuse.

#reopenAlcatraz


The boxes were planted by GSA at Mara-a-Lago, declassified by Trump, returned to the White House, planted by the FBI and then, Trump agreed, as a favour to National Archives, to securely store it for them.
 
2022-08-14 11:01:07 AM  
The crime/fraud exception to attorney-client privilege seems relevant.
 
2022-08-14 11:12:13 AM  

Notabunny: By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request that you specify the documents of concern. So that they can be identified, please describe in detail the subject of each document and your involvement with it.


Denied. Forgot to include the hereby.
 
2022-08-14 11:21:23 AM  

mrshowrules: 1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
14. Laws against espionage are wrong
15. Documents were protected by Executive Privilege and should not have been removed by FBI


The difference between science and farking around is writing it down.

Thank you
 
2022-08-14 11:24:55 AM  

mrshowrules: 1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
14. Laws against espionage are wrong
15. Documents were protected by Executive Privilege and should not have been removed by FBI


Can you put this on a Cleveland Browns jersey?
 
2022-08-14 11:28:25 AM  
Dumpy's losing his shiat in real time over this.  He's like the stupid T-1000 in a foundry, flailing as he's going down.

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2022-08-14 11:30:03 AM  
Oh, I'm so sorry, you didn't use the word "hereby."
 
2022-08-14 11:34:02 AM  
He's changing the stories too quickly for his supporters to get behind them. They are not strong readers, it has to be said.
 
2022-08-14 11:35:18 AM  
He wants them returned the white house?
 
2022-08-14 11:48:27 AM  
If he can decree that any top secret document he takes out of the White house is automatically declassified, he can legally demand his attorney-client documents back via social media. It's the new normal...
 
2022-08-14 11:48:39 AM  
Just try him for espionage and start the grease fire in old sparky already.
🔥 🔥 🔥
 
2022-08-14 11:52:06 AM  
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2022-08-14 11:53:29 AM  
Haha what a farking dipshiat. Imagine idolizing that guy.
 
2022-08-14 12:06:52 PM  

NateAsbestos: Haha what a farking dipshiat. Imagine idolizing that guy.


He's the king of this crowd:

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Imagine how pathetic your life must be when you admire a lifelong grifting, insecure, narcissistic serial lying carnival barker with the same IQ as Jello, and are somehow able to overlook the fact that he's a perpetual loser and thief that would sell your kids to foreign spies or sex traffickers if it made him a buck.
 
2022-08-14 12:27:58 PM  
I hereby declare I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
 
2022-08-14 12:45:35 PM  
Trump's FBI raid excuses by category:

-1. I didn't have anything I shouldn't have:
1a. I didn't take any boxes
1b. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
1c. I returned the boxes already

-2.  If I did, someone else is responsible:
2a. Anyone could have brought those
2b. boxes to Mar-a-Lago
2c. We just took stuff willy-nilly without looking at what it was
2d. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
2e. The boxes were planted by the FBI

-3. Anyway, It doesn't matter for reasons:
3a.  Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
3b. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
3c. Anything I touched became
automatically declassified by standing order
3d.  This information is already on the web for anyone to see
3e. The documents should not have been classified in the first place
3f. They were my documents
3g. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
3h. I needed to share them with the American people
3i. Laws against espionage are wrong

-4. Everyone else is lying
4a. Nobody cared about it when Hillary did it
4b. Obama took more boxes to Chicago
4c. Democrat hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
4d. Nuh-uhhh
4e. Fake news
4f. The FBI took documents protected by Executive privilege
4g. My lawyers were involved so it's Attorney-Client privilege
 
2022-08-14 12:54:49 PM  

mrshowrules: plecos: Demetrius: Wait...weren't those documents were planted by the FBI?  Those same documents?

Only the documents that are incriminating are planted.  All other documents are okay.  At least that will be the next excuse.

#reopenAlcatraz

The boxes were planted by GSA at Mara-a-Lago, declassified by Trump, returned to the White House, planted by the FBI and then, Trump agreed, as a favour to National Archives, to securely store it for them.


I think I just got whiplash.
 
2022-08-14 1:02:33 PM  

Dave and the Mission: Trump's FBI raid excuses by category:

-1. I didn't have anything I shouldn't have:
1a. I didn't take any boxes
1b. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
1c. I returned the boxes already

-2.  If I did, someone else is responsible:
2a. Anyone could have brought those
2b. boxes to Mar-a-Lago
2c. We just took stuff willy-nilly without looking at what it was
2d. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
2e. The boxes were planted by the FBI

-3. Anyway, It doesn't matter for reasons:
3a.  Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
3b. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
3c. Anything I touched became
automatically declassified by standing order
3d.  This information is already on the web for anyone to see
3e. The documents should not have been classified in the first place
3f. They were my documents
3g. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
3h. I needed to share them with the American people
3i. Laws against espionage are wrong

-4. Everyone else is lying
4a. Nobody cared about it when Hillary did it
4b. Obama took more boxes to Chicago
4c. Democrat hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
4d. Nuh-uhhh
4e. Fake news
4f. The FBI took documents protected by Executive privilege
4g. My lawyers were involved so it's Attorney-Client privilege


TFG is the hardest working liar in the game, baby
 
2022-08-14 1:03:36 PM  
If they're "executive privileged", they're official documents. If they're official documents, they belong to the National Archives.

Each excuse is worse than the last.
 
2022-08-14 1:13:16 PM  
If this was a James Bond movie, Mar-A-Lago's self destruct system would be due to detonate any time now.
 
2022-08-14 1:15:10 PM  

bloobeary: If this was a James Bond movie, Mar-A-Lago's self destruct system would be due to detonate any time now.


Except it would malfunction, open an enormous sinkhole, and the whole place would swirl down out of existence like a Ty-D-Bowl commercial.

A fitting end to that orange skidmark.
 
2022-08-14 1:17:09 PM  
"By copy of this TRUTH..."

Does this farkhead know that The Office was not a real documentary and that Michael Scott is an idiot?
 
2022-08-14 1:18:52 PM  

educated: By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request five Abyssinian kittens (ruddy please, four boys and one girl), 100 wooded acres in upstate NY, free, high quality lumber for life, the immediate dissolution of the fossil fuel industry, and a Cinnabon. Thank you!


Wont work unless you face Washington DC, hold a Bible in your right hand, and loudly and clearly state: "I COMMAND THEE, I COMMAND THEE, I COMMAND THEE."
 
2022-08-14 1:19:37 PM  

Man On A Mission: educated: By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request five Abyssinian kittens (ruddy please, four boys and one girl), 100 wooded acres in upstate NY, free, high quality lumber for life, the immediate dissolution of the fossil fuel industry, and a Cinnabon. Thank you!

Will these do?

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Oh, and I ate the Cinnabon. Sorry about that.

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YOU MONSTER.
 
2022-08-14 1:20:02 PM  

mrshowrules: 1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
14. Laws against espionage are wrong
15. Documents were protected by Executive Privilege and should not have been removed by FBI


I am really enjoying watching them flail.  It gives me hope.  If they'd already won, they'd simply issue a bullshirt excuse and just fundraise off of the outrage.  Going through 15 excuses in a week with no signs of slowing down is just broadcasting the weakness.  I hope all it does is inspire people to push harder for more accountability and more engagement in the political process for the election.  Like overturning Roe was already getting a decent amount of people fired up -- and somehow this feels like it's dwarfing that in terms of impact.
 
2022-08-14 1:20:12 PM  

markie_farkie: open an enormous sinkhole


I mean, it is Florida. There's always good odds of that just happening on its own.
 
2022-08-14 1:20:14 PM  
Maybe if you had returned the proper documents when asked, as required by law, then anything else around them wouldn't have been taken. Not that I believe a word of your bullshiat, but you forced the FBI to come get the stuff, now it's evidence. Keep lying and making excuses. We all know that if you were innocent you could have just returned the stuff or told the truth from the start. But you're a traitor to the country who likely sold secrets to foreign governments.
 
2022-08-14 1:20:17 PM  
I'm waiting for him to declare that he had not consented to create joinder with the FBI
 
2022-08-14 1:20:29 PM  
Bwah. He truly does not comprehend that White House attorneys represented not him personally but The White House. The executive office of the POTUS.
 
2022-08-14 1:22:49 PM  
See why I have this username?

\ Never forget the hereby.
 
2022-08-14 1:23:13 PM  
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2022-08-14 1:23:54 PM  
"I'm being persecuted".

Bastard should still, be tied up I'm bankruptcy court. It's the banks' faulr.
 
2022-08-14 1:24:26 PM  

mrshowrules: 1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
14. Laws against espionage are wrong
15. Documents were protected by Executive Privilege and should not have been removed by FBI


Keep up the good work, my man.
 
2022-08-14 1:25:03 PM  

OdradekRex: Sir, this is a shifty knockoff of Twitter for windowlickers who can't live up to that platform's high standards


Fixed
 
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