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(Merriam-Webster)   The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 14 is shard, as in: The old coot didn't sell his moonshine, but he shard it with his friends   (merriam-webster.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Spelling, Glass, shards of obsidian, Old English, English language, Obsidian, baseless accusation, English speakers  
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2022-08-14 10:14:55 AM  
Uhoh, that wasn't a fard, it was a shard..  BRB gotta go change my shorts.
 
2022-08-14 11:02:18 AM  
A shard is an incompletely digested food that eventually finds its way down and/or out painfully.
 
2022-08-14 11:41:22 AM  
People that drink way too much often shard themselves.
 
2022-08-14 11:41:51 AM  
Haha no Merriam you're wrong. The video game that raised me taught me a shard is one of several, sometimes as many as 99, that you have to collect to unlock rewards for optional side quests or open bonus map areas.
 
2022-08-14 12:23:35 PM  
Man, that bum belch left a shard in my underpants!

/dafuq else did you expect from me?
 
2022-08-14 12:48:27 PM  
As any Rolemaster player will tell you, "beware of shards."
 
2022-08-14 12:57:07 PM  
Good one, subs. Isn't it time for another Zillow thread?
 
2022-08-14 1:12:36 PM  
Eh, coming up with good word of the day headlines? That shard.
 
2022-08-14 1:19:20 PM  
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2022-08-14 1:25:34 PM  
RIP my shining friend richmond, he taught me how to build a good modern still and make shine that "if you didnt make this youre good friends with the guy who did". Richmond shard his time, knowledge, and his shine generously, and he will not be forgotten...
 
2022-08-14 2:32:43 PM  
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2022-08-14 2:39:57 PM  

HailRobonia: As any Rolemaster player will tell you, "beware of shards."


Heh.  I remember Shards from Gemstone III in the 90s.

Which totally ripped off Rolemaster mechanics and the Shadow World milieu.  (I used RMSS in their Middle Earth setting.)

Which is why I was instantly hooked and ran up $400/mo AOL bills to play it.

/ICE sent them a cease and desist
//so they just changed all the proper nouns
///yes, I am a nerd
 
2022-08-14 2:46:49 PM  
What is the farking point of these stupid threads? It's almost as bad as someone's music stream of songs that start with the letter G.
 
2022-08-14 3:08:11 PM  
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2022-08-14 7:05:49 PM  
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2022-08-14 11:44:40 PM  
Yeah, we're done here.
 
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