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(Al Jazeera)   Day 172 of WW3: Zelenskyy says any Orcs who shoot at Zaporizhzhia NPP or use it as cover would become "special targets." G7 nations, fearing nuclear catastrophe, call on Moscow to withdraw from Zaporizhzhia. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion   (aljazeera.com) divider line
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2022-08-14 6:23:51 AM  
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2022-08-14 7:01:42 AM  
<slowly walks to chair, gently eases unto it wincing, sits on icepack>

Morning everyone.  Never say the word "peg" around turboke.
 
2022-08-14 7:25:48 AM  
I have to say that Zelinski is managing this war in an exceptional manner.  He first drew the borders at the point he was elected, and as the Russians get pressed back, he now wants Crimea before he'll talk about peace.  The Russian winter isn't going to be kind to Putin.  He can't afford to shut of European gas either, much as the bastard would like to.
 
2022-08-14 8:00:24 AM  
 
2022-08-14 8:01:45 AM  
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BREAKING:
Poland has announced that it will stop issuing visas to Russian citizens.
The Polish Ministry of Foreign Affairs also announced that it is joining Finland, Estonia, Latvia and Denmark in the effort to launch an EU-wide ban on issuing tourist visas for Russians.
 
2022-08-14 8:03:21 AM  
No Blyaaat the cat. Felt blyat, and busy work night...

On the ¿plus? side, had my third marriage proposal from a Ukrainian today.
 
2022-08-14 8:09:16 AM  

Discordulator: No Blyaaat the cat. Felt blyat, and busy work night...

On the ¿plus? side, had my third marriage proposal from a Ukrainian today.


Is it your sparkling personality, or just for the green card? Hoping for the former, most likely the latter.
 
2022-08-14 8:17:49 AM  
What exactly does that mean? I haven't noticed Ukraine pulling its punches in any respect so far. Without clarity, it sounds like Double Secret Probation.
 
2022-08-14 8:18:04 AM  

Discordulator: No Blyaaat the cat. Felt blyat, and busy work night...

On the ¿plus? side, had my third marriage proposal from a Ukrainian today.


Got you covered, my friend.

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2022-08-14 8:21:37 AM  

Zeroth Law: Discordulator: No Blyaaat the cat. Felt blyat, and busy work night...

On the ¿plus? side, had my third marriage proposal from a Ukrainian today.

Is it your sparkling personality, or just for the green card? Hoping for the former, most likely the latter.


Could also the be the 15" thunderpenis. Turbokes mom was talking about it
 
2022-08-14 8:21:45 AM  
Oh hey, Russian leadership is leaving the grunts hanging out to dry according to the governor of Mykolaiv Oblast. Absolutely massive news if true. (Twitter link, sorry if already posted last night)
 
2022-08-14 8:27:05 AM  

bertor_vidas: Oh hey, Russian leadership is leaving the grunts hanging out to dry according to the governor of Mykolaiv Oblast. Absolutely massive news if true. (Twitter link, sorry if already posted last night)


Now that would be hilarious if true.
 
2022-08-14 8:27:22 AM  
https://m.fark.com/comments/12136201?from_page=politics

Maria Bartiromo Asks if Entire Russia-Ukraine Conflict is a 'Ruse' to Distract From Hillary Clinton
 
2022-08-14 8:27:41 AM  
 
2022-08-14 8:27:47 AM  

bertor_vidas: Oh hey, Russian leadership is leaving the grunts hanging out to dry according to the governor of Mykolaiv Oblast. Absolutely massive news if true. (Twitter link, sorry if already posted last night)


Well there was the rumour yesterday of the ruscist leadership in Melitapol was bugging out for < NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE CITIZEN > reasons.

/morning all.
 
2022-08-14 8:29:40 AM  
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Destroyed russian tank T-72B3.

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2022-08-14 8:30:21 AM  
Welfare check-ins will tentatively return next week when I'll have my computer properly set up at my new place, but to quickly summarize everyone seems to be doing well and Medic Zero is still on his wonderful manifesto campaign. Check out Oneiros for Ukraine aid links, notmyjab's thread directory and other notables, and danceswithcrows's memery emporium.

Ukraine War Thread update for the week of August 6 through August 12 (Days 164 to 170):

A Florida man couldn't figure out why Putin wanted to grind Ukraine to dustWe gave him a few answers. And only a few were facetiousGrogSmashpondered about the implications for skilled tradespeople. Make fun of tradespeople? Naw. Hell naw man. That'd get your ass kicked. farkin' a.

Despite NATO's continued reticence to give Ukraine longer range ATACMS missiles, Ukraine continues to find new people who have yet to hear the good news of our lord and savior Saint HIMARS. Their campaign of booms visited ammo depots, field bases, bridges, artillery, SAM batteries, trains (with the help of some friends), command posts, Crimea, air bases, likely a meeting of the great muckamucks of the DNR...and cowsRussia responds with all kinds of cope because even their missiles are scared to leave safety. Of course, I'd be scared too if I were subject to surprise ass blasting mayhem.

The incident at the Saki air base made our week (and massively bumped the kill totals). I explained how Ukraine was decommissioning so many Russian tanks in my best tech writer doublespeak while DrEMHmrk2 had a thought on dealing with those pesky trains. I also sacrificed a few precious brain cells reading through the drivel in The Maneuverist.

BC wrote up a small tourism advert for lovely Belarus, and a couple Belarussians were punished for a minor protestTracianne dreamed of a world where we gave up fair value in a Griner trade.

Alongside Twardies from Poland, M113s from across NATO, and promises to train pilots on the F-16 from Congress, the US sent some up-armored farming equipment. At least, I think it's farming equipment since it's made by International Harvester. Certainly should take over some of the Russian tank towing duties from Ukraine's older tractors. Also evidence of SEAD materials like HARM munitions. Probably being launched from old Su/MiG frames (possibly ones upgraded by former Warsaw Pact NATO members), others agree. So long as the frame has the appropriate NATO pylon mount, the missile could be launched in pre-programmed mode where it would fire and fly to a GPS location, search for radar signals once in the area, attack any it finds, and detonate at the GPS coordinates if it finds nothing. Ukraine has destroyed or harassed enough AA sites that they've begun flying proper sorties in Kherson.

Russia's continued tank issues (pulling unmaintained 40-year-old stock out of deep storage) plus their wheeling and dealing with Iran made for spirited discussion. The conclusion: Russia might not be good at their job but Iranian mechanics are top notch.

Amnesty Interplanetary defends the actions of the EmpireShame on Ukraine for defending itselfRussian anal orgies still okay, though. Some here think the US is to blame, somehowOr maybe NATO. (/eyeroll)

There's way too much dust in here.

We found out why Ukraine's got such big booty ditches. It also explains JustSurfin's rescue protocols.

Roger Waters is a tankie. The rest of Pink Floyd wrote a protest song supporting Ukraine. Unfortunately there are tankies (or just plain idiots) in Congress.

The Daily Fail fails less hard than usual, documents Russia's treatment of Khersonians.

We discussed the state of Russia, its lack of tactics, its economy, its smuggling, its lack of allies, Ukraine's goals, the world, and the war in general. We think all these factors favor Ukraine.

Don't get us started on Churchill or John Wayne or that useless fatass Seagal.

War finally striking home for rich SlavsCrimea river, evacueesPerhaps this flight of Russians indicates how poorly things are going for them? If not that, then how about Russia losing so many people they've had to dig into old stock...of death certificates! UA's Marchenko says the more the merrier.

Russia and its media mouths threaten Poland, Germany, and maybe Chornobyl 2: Electric Boogaloo for ZNPP? The last might also be a Russian disinfo campaign to discredit Western media, but we can make our own in return.

And that one poster thinks that I need to open my eyes...

We got a good laugh about Russia's inflated SAMs and HIMARS claims, how precise HIMARS are, and wondered if you could cope cage an entire region. People dealt with Russian graffiti creativelyUA's MoD got in on the jokes, too.

Blyaaat the Cat, version 1. Also Blyatman and Ropnik.
 
2022-08-14 8:30:41 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I have to say that Zelinski is managing this war in an exceptional manner.  He first drew the borders at the point he was elected, and as the Russians get pressed back, he now wants Crimea before he'll talk about peace.  The Russian winter isn't going to be kind to Putin.  He can't afford to shut of European gas either, much as the bastard would like to.


Looks like the age of "Dark Zelensky" is upon us. The GOP is not having any luck anywhere. I would not be surprised if the Ukraine invasion had a dual purpose, one was for Putin and his "Greater Russia" wet dream, and the other was to make Biden/Democrats look feckless and weak. Politically it's feasible that both Putin and Trump believed NATO was in disarray and Biden was weak & not operating on all cylinders upstairs. Putin probably believed that the U.S. and the west would fold under the nuclear saber rattling as they have before; as well as Zelensky being an incompetent joke of a leader due to his comedic acting background.

Waiting for the other side to underestimate you and then overreach through arrogance can be frustrating at first, but it is a tried and true strategy. Once you pounce, you force more errors, and the mistakes snowball into victory.
 
2022-08-14 8:30:44 AM  

Father_Jack: Zeroth Law: Discordulator: No Blyaaat the cat. Felt blyat, and busy work night...

On the ¿plus? side, had my third marriage proposal from a Ukrainian today.

Is it your sparkling personality, or just for the green card? Hoping for the former, most likely the latter.

Could also the be the 15" thunderpenis. Turbokes mom was talking about it


15" Thunderpenis when flaccid. Turbokes mom took a week until she was walking normal again. Thunderpenis is not to be underestimated.

Srsly, green card. Completely up front about it, though. The personality made her feel like she would be safe if she did (she's right).
 
2022-08-14 8:32:36 AM  
NEXTA
@nexta_tv
Henry #Kissinger argues that after the way #Russia has behaved in #Ukraine, "now I consider, (...) Ukraine has to be treated in the aftermath of this as a member of NATO." He stated this in an interview with 
@WSJ
.
 
2022-08-14 8:33:19 AM  

mistahtom: https://m.fark.com/comments/12136201?from_page=politics

Maria Bartiromo Asks if Entire Russia-Ukraine Conflict is a 'Ruse' to Distract From Hillary Clinton


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2022-08-14 8:33:34 AM  
Visegrád 24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

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2022-08-14 8:35:04 AM  

Tracianne: ТРУХА⚡English
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Destroyed russian tank T-72B3.

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Chordettes - Lollipop
Youtube 3rYoRaxgOE0
 
2022-08-14 8:37:33 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

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Baba Yaga cleans up nice, I guess? There's a lot going on in those pictures. Like, a lot a lot.
 
2022-08-14 8:42:31 AM  

Tracianne: ТРУХА⚡English
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Destroyed russian tank T-72B3.

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Yay! Sunflowers! *gets the paint*
 
2022-08-14 8:44:25 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]


JFC! A bit of warning before you spring eldritch horrors on people next time, pelase???
 
2022-08-14 8:45:12 AM  
Smoking GNU:

Turns out putting your ammunition under the crew is not a good tank design.
 
2022-08-14 8:46:25 AM  

bertor_vidas: Tracianne: Visegrád 24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]

Baba Yaga cleans up nice, I guess? There's a lot going on in those pictures. Like, a lot a lot.


I don't think there is anything on there that hasn't been plasticized
 
2022-08-14 8:46:39 AM  

Discordulator: Felt blyat


Something to colour until you feel better

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2022-08-14 8:47:51 AM  

Tracianne: NEXTA
@nexta_tv
Henry #Kissinger argues that after the way #Russia has behaved in #Ukraine, "now I consider, (...) Ukraine has to be treated in the aftermath of this as a member of NATO." He stated this in an interview with 
@WSJ
.


Goodness!  A planet left its orbit........
 
2022-08-14 8:49:25 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]


OMG WTH IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE
 
2022-08-14 8:53:16 AM  

arte1953: Tracianne: NEXTA
@nexta_tv
Henry #Kissinger argues that after the way #Russia has behaved in #Ukraine, "now I consider, (...) Ukraine has to be treated in the aftermath of this as a member of NATO." He stated this in an interview with 
@WSJ
.

Goodness!  A planet left its orbit........


Yeah I had to read it a few times to make sure it said what it said lol
 
2022-08-14 8:53:23 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

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Inspired by the 23rd century.

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2022-08-14 8:53:51 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]


AAAAAAAHH!
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2022-08-14 8:54:16 AM  

Tracianne: bertor_vidas: Tracianne: Visegrád 24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]

Baba Yaga cleans up nice, I guess? There's a lot going on in those pictures. Like, a lot a lot.

I don't think there is anything on there that hasn't been plasticized


Explosive or mold-injected variety? Maybe a fancy 3D printer?
 
2022-08-14 8:54:22 AM  

Harlee: [Fark user image 850x856]
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I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN
Youtube bTF6qOAnhrk
 
2022-08-14 8:54:54 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]


I think you've misunderstood something.  Father_Jack said he liked Hot Gothic Chicks.  This is a Hard Gopnik Chick (hard as in "that's a hard no").
 
2022-08-14 8:55:28 AM  

arte1953: Tracianne: NEXTA
@nexta_tv
Henry #Kissinger argues that after the way #Russia has behaved in #Ukraine, "now I consider, (...) Ukraine has to be treated in the aftermath of this as a member of NATO." He stated this in an interview with 
@WSJ
.

Goodness!  A planet left its orbit........


Yeah, talk about this war making for strange bedfellows. I guess even a broken, treason-and-war-crime-committing clock is right every so often.
 
2022-08-14 8:55:36 AM  

mistahtom: https://m.fark.com/comments/12136201?from_page=politics

Maria Bartiromo Asks if Entire Russia-Ukraine Conflict is a 'Ruse' to Distract From Hillary Clinton


She really... No I will not insult morons.
 
2022-08-14 8:55:52 AM  
So trying not to panic

Was out today w the family and my little knee scooter thing hit something it didn't like and I fell. Like full yard sale over the handle bars type fall and for a brief moment stood on the dead flipper and maybe even for a moment on the new franken-heel.

My gimp foot has had no weight on it for 6mos so of course I went down and ended up spread eagle on my back.

Now im in bed terrified....it seems kinda ok and there's nothing soaking thru the bandage.

I'm hoping its just a little sore for being tested and failing said test, not that I've reinjured anything. It doesn't hurt soo bad but damn it gave me a scare.

If I have to cancel another vacation coz of this damn for I'm going to saw it off myself and put it in a big jar of formaldehyde in the hall and give it🖕every time I go by
 
2022-08-14 8:57:08 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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38m
Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]


Are you sure that's a person and not an inflatable sex doll?
 
2022-08-14 8:57:15 AM  

bertor_vidas: Tracianne: bertor_vidas: Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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38m
Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]

Baba Yaga cleans up nice, I guess? There's a lot going on in those pictures. Like, a lot a lot.

I don't think there is anything on there that hasn't been plasticized

Explosive or mold-injected variety? Maybe a fancy 3D printer?


possibly all three - she needs to sue for malpractice lol
 
2022-08-14 8:59:09 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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38m
Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]


.... And it's also a lie that her main qualification was being able to start a motorcycle without using her hands....
 
2022-08-14 9:00:09 AM  

Tracianne: bertor_vidas: Tracianne: bertor_vidas: Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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38m
Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]

Baba Yaga cleans up nice, I guess? There's a lot going on in those pictures. Like, a lot a lot.

I don't think there is anything on there that hasn't been plasticized

Explosive or mold-injected variety? Maybe a fancy 3D printer?

possibly all three - she needs to sue for malpractice lol


Her or the doctor, cause that doctor needs their license revoked and thrown into a shredder. They also need to ban this guy from practicing ever again.
 
2022-08-14 9:00:29 AM  

ingo: Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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38m
Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]

I think you've misunderstood something.  Father_Jack said he liked Hot Gothic Chicks.  This is a Hard Gopnik Chick (hard as in "that's a hard no").


Correct sir

Altho, isn't a female gopnik a gopnitsa? Where's uke, we need to ask him
 
2022-08-14 9:00:43 AM  
 
2022-08-14 9:01:17 AM  

bertor_vidas: Oh hey, Russian leadership is leaving the grunts hanging out to dry according to the governor of Mykolaiv Oblast. Absolutely massive news if true. (Twitter link, sorry if already posted last night)


Well. Obviously their fleeing in victory, Kuta said so.
 
2022-08-14 9:02:35 AM  
If this war resolves in Zelenskyy's favor, he may want to reach out to the Swiss about the best way to dynamite infrastructure if Russia ever does this again...
 
2022-08-14 9:02:41 AM  

mistahtom: https://m.fark.com/comments/12136201?from_page=politics

Maria Bartiromo Asks if Entire Russia-Ukraine Conflict is a 'Ruse' to Distract From Hillary Clinton


'What about Chappaquiddick?'
 
2022-08-14 9:04:52 AM  

Tracianne: Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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38m
Congratulations to Marina who has been elected "Miss Donetsk People's Republic 2022".
The jury was convinced by her "amazing personality" and "deep knowledge of socio-economic issues".

[pbs.twimg.com image 533x680]


Is she being played by Doug Jones
 
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