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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   The idols will be working at max power due to the pole winner for the Federated Auto Parts 400, live from Richmond at 3 PM ET on USA   (jayski.com) divider line
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2022-08-14 7:29:34 AM  
Wait.  This is like pool:

1 knocks the 11 into the 5, 5 off the wall into the 24 and 48.
 
2022-08-14 11:21:37 AM  
Anyway...
Billy Preston - Will It Go Round In Circles
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2022-08-14 2:49:59 PM  
I've never watched Austin Dillon's show, but from the previews it looks like Chrisley Knows Best and Duck Dynasty had a child, dropped it on its head, and then shoved it in a two-dollar Jackass costume.
 
2022-08-14 2:54:48 PM  

Professor Farksworth: I've never watched Austin Dillon's show, but from the previews it looks like Chrisley Knows Best and Duck Dynasty had a child, dropped it on its head, and then shoved it in a two-dollar Jackass costume.


Would you like a sobering thought? He'll be running RCR when Pop-pop retires (nascar.com had an article up about how Pop-pop gave him control of their Professional Bullriding team as a test).

Also, Bubba got an undisclosed contract extension at 23XI.
 
2022-08-14 3:06:26 PM  
well - I will be sitting here watching all of this race today, mostly because I can't do much else. finally tested positive last night and just feel like mud today. my wife and her sister had it this past week. my 10 year old daughter coughed for like an evening but is fine and never tested positive. I thought I escaped the plague, but I was wrong. if there's a positive to all of this, I now know that no matter what I do or how badly I screw up, I can always looky wife in the eyes and say to her with 100 percent conviction - "well at least I didn't give you COVID"

gonna be a slick, greasy track today. still no idea why they moved this from a night race - used to be one of the best races on the circuit.

putting my bet on Bubba today. I can see him and Denny dueling for the win at the end
 
2022-08-14 3:06:50 PM  
Explained to a Mets fan this week the difference between our sports of choice.

I told her that the game is ten months long.  Each race is an inning.

I think she gets it now.
 
2022-08-14 3:08:14 PM  

The Bestest: Professor Farksworth: I've never watched Austin Dillon's show, but from the previews it looks like Chrisley Knows Best and Duck Dynasty had a child, dropped it on its head, and then shoved it in a two-dollar Jackass costume.

Would you like a sobering thought? He'll be running RCR when Pop-pop retires (nascar.com had an article up about how Pop-pop gave him control of their Professional Bullriding team as a test).

Also, Bubba got an undisclosed contract extension at 23XI.


Let's play "one of these things is not like the other:"

Former drivers that are/will be running major teams:

Tony Stewart
Brad Keselowski
Denny Hamlin
Jeff Gordon
and...
Austin Dillon?
 
2022-08-14 3:08:15 PM  

The Bestest: Professor Farksworth: I've never watched Austin Dillon's show, but from the previews it looks like Chrisley Knows Best and Duck Dynasty had a child, dropped it on its head, and then shoved it in a two-dollar Jackass costume.

Would you like a sobering thought? He'll be running RCR when Pop-pop retires (nascar.com had an article up about how Pop-pop gave him control of their Professional Bullriding team as a test).

Also, Bubba got an undisclosed contract extension at 23XI.


The day Dumb Dillon takes over RCR will be the beginning of the end of RCR.  Ty should be the one taking over.
 
2022-08-14 3:10:43 PM  
So if we somehow get 17 winners... Is Kurt Busch the winner out of the playoffs?
 
2022-08-14 3:12:28 PM  
Welcome to Richmond!

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Pacedog's keepin' 'em honest for now.  Next time, it's for real.  NOW LET'S GET IT ON!!!

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2022-08-14 3:13:10 PM  

downstairs: So if we somehow get 17 winners... Is Kurt Busch the winner out of the playoffs?


I would think so, since he'd be the lowest in the actual points standings.
 
2022-08-14 3:13:35 PM  

downstairs: So if we somehow get 17 winners... Is Kurt Busch the winner out of the playoffs?


as of now, yes
 
2022-08-14 3:15:08 PM  
Someone asked who the singer of NBC's intro is, and the best answer I could come up with was 'Turn The Page' in human form.
 
2022-08-14 3:15:41 PM  

bluorangefyre: The Bestest: Professor Farksworth: I've never watched Austin Dillon's show, but from the previews it looks like Chrisley Knows Best and Duck Dynasty had a child, dropped it on its head, and then shoved it in a two-dollar Jackass costume.

Would you like a sobering thought? He'll be running RCR when Pop-pop retires (nascar.com had an article up about how Pop-pop gave him control of their Professional Bullriding team as a test).

Also, Bubba got an undisclosed contract extension at 23XI.

The day Dumb Dillon takes over RCR will be the beginning of the end of RCR.  Ty should be the one taking over.


Let's be real, Richard hasn't had his heart in it since Dale died. Harvick dragged that team to success kicking and screaming, and now Reddick is doing the same.
 
2022-08-14 3:16:11 PM  
How far behind is my Hulu feed?  They just gave the command to start engines, and you have them already on track and moving?
 
2022-08-14 3:20:21 PM  

Warmachine999: How far behind is my Hulu feed?  They just gave the command to start engines, and you have them already on track and moving?


And NOW they are on the track.
 
2022-08-14 3:20:45 PM  
BOOGITY3

 
2022-08-14 3:20:51 PM  
I want to see a new winner today or next week, and I want it to be that when they go to Daytona there's no way for any other drivers to make it into the playoffs. simply because I want the announcers to just shut up about the playoffs

/it's all they talk about
 
2022-08-14 3:21:18 PM  
IMMEDIATELY SMITE THE TOP 6!!!
 
2022-08-14 3:22:55 PM  
Reddit brings out the first of twenty cautions today

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2022-08-14 3:23:33 PM  
Race control is a little quick on the button today.
 
2022-08-14 3:24:22 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Race control is a little quick on the button today.


Extra cocaine was found.
 
2022-08-14 3:24:22 PM  

poconojoe: I want to see a new winner today or next week, and I want it to be that when they go to Daytona there's no way for any other drivers to make it into the playoffs. simply because I want the announcers to just shut up about the playoffs

/it's all they talk about


As long as it's Blaney, I'm good with it.
 
2022-08-14 3:24:39 PM  

Professor Farksworth: poconojoe: I want to see a new winner today or next week, and I want it to be that when they go to Daytona there's no way for any other drivers to make it into the playoffs. simply because I want the announcers to just shut up about the playoffs

/it's all they talk about

As long as it's Blaney, I'm good with it.


I'd also be good with Bubba.
 
2022-08-14 3:27:30 PM  
I'm just here so I don't get arrested for DUI.
 
2022-08-14 3:28:15 PM  

bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: poconojoe: I want to see a new winner today or next week, and I want it to be that when they go to Daytona there's no way for any other drivers to make it into the playoffs. simply because I want the announcers to just shut up about the playoffs

/it's all they talk about

As long as it's Blaney, I'm good with it.

I'd also be good with Bubba.


If Denny falls off his motorhome stairs and breaks his leg maybe we can get both in.
 
2022-08-14 3:28:16 PM  

poconojoe: I want to see a new winner today or next week, and I want it to be that when they go to Daytona there's no way for any other drivers to make it into the playoffs. simply because I want the announcers to just shut up about the playoffs

/it's all they talk about


Kurt Busch and Denny Hamlin are way low in the standings, a new winner could knock them out...
 
2022-08-14 3:30:25 PM  
If Logano gives Truex the Kenseth treatment, I won't target him with my Idol the rest of the year*.

*Terms and conditions may apply, void during cutoff races and Championship races.
 
2022-08-14 3:30:26 PM  

BlueBox: bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: poconojoe: I want to see a new winner today or next week, and I want it to be that when they go to Daytona there's no way for any other drivers to make it into the playoffs. simply because I want the announcers to just shut up about the playoffs

/it's all they talk about

As long as it's Blaney, I'm good with it.

I'd also be good with Bubba.

If Denny falls off his motorhome stairs and breaks his leg maybe we can get both in.


That would require extrajudicial use of the idol, which can be dangerous.
 
2022-08-14 3:31:48 PM  

Professor Farksworth: If Logano gives Truex the Kenseth treatment, I won't target him with my Idol the rest of the year*.

*Terms and conditions may apply, void during cutoff races and Championship races.


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2022-08-14 3:32:49 PM  

bluorangefyre: BlueBox: bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: poconojoe: I want to see a new winner today or next week, and I want it to be that when they go to Daytona there's no way for any other drivers to make it into the playoffs. simply because I want the announcers to just shut up about the playoffs

/it's all they talk about

As long as it's Blaney, I'm good with it.

I'd also be good with Bubba.

If Denny falls off his motorhome stairs and breaks his leg maybe we can get both in.

That would require extrajudicial use of the idol, which can be dangerous.


But you wouldn't say that if it happened to Larson though
 
2022-08-14 3:33:57 PM  

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: BlueBox: bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: poconojoe: I want to see a new winner today or next week, and I want it to be that when they go to Daytona there's no way for any other drivers to make it into the playoffs. simply because I want the announcers to just shut up about the playoffs

/it's all they talk about

As long as it's Blaney, I'm good with it.

I'd also be good with Bubba.

If Denny falls off his motorhome stairs and breaks his leg maybe we can get both in.

That would require extrajudicial use of the idol, which can be dangerous.

But you wouldn't say that if it happened to Larson though


He's perfectly capable of making his own mistakes off the track without using the idol.
 
2022-08-14 3:35:56 PM  
Wait, who's killing Rick Allen?
 
2022-08-14 3:36:38 PM  
So much smiting to do with the top five!
 
2022-08-14 3:43:36 PM  
I see none of the smitings I requested have happened
 
2022-08-14 3:44:45 PM  
...Has Richmond always been this dull?  How did they manage to make a short track dull?
 
2022-08-14 3:45:40 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I see none of the smitings I requested have happened


I've been trying!  But I need all the idols ramped up to max power right now to smite the entire top five.

Clutch2013: ...Has Richmond always been this dull?  How did they manage to make a short track dull?


It has its moments.
 
2022-08-14 3:45:49 PM  

Clutch2013: ...Has Richmond always been this dull?  How did they manage to make a short track dull?


It's normally really really tight inside lane only, right?
 
2022-08-14 3:51:34 PM  
Stage One Snoozefest complete

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2022-08-14 3:51:40 PM  

bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: I see none of the smitings I requested have happened

I've been trying!  But I need all the idols ramped up to max power right now to smite the entire top five.


Gee.  All you had to do was ask....

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2022-08-14 3:51:50 PM  
Yeah, this is a snoozer. Not expected
 
2022-08-14 3:52:09 PM  

downstairs: Clutch2013: ...Has Richmond always been this dull?  How did they manage to make a short track dull?

It's normally really really tight inside lane only, right?


Seems like there should be a lot more muscling people around, even at this track.
 
2022-08-14 3:54:52 PM  

Clutch2013: downstairs: Clutch2013: ...Has Richmond always been this dull?  How did they manage to make a short track dull?

It's normally really really tight inside lane only, right?

Seems like there should be a lot more muscling people around, even at this track.


I think it has to do with the mid and high lines working...
 
2022-08-14 3:57:35 PM  

Clutch2013: ...Has Richmond always been this dull?  How did they manage to make a short track dull?


the next-gen car really has sucked at the short tracks
 
2022-08-14 3:57:41 PM  
Y'all won't mind if I take the idol offline for the race that coincides with the first Sunday Night Football game, right?
 
2022-08-14 3:59:01 PM  

bluorangefyre: Y'all won't mind if I take the idol offline for the race that coincides with the first Sunday Night Football game, right?


Who's playing?
 
2022-08-14 3:59:04 PM  
The announcers having to grudingly admit NASCAR didn't come up with the idea of the rear diffuser amuses me.
 
2022-08-14 3:59:32 PM  
That may be a restart violation AND DENNY TRIED TO SMITE THE 5!!!
 
2022-08-14 4:00:00 PM  

downstairs: bluorangefyre: Y'all won't mind if I take the idol offline for the race that coincides with the first Sunday Night Football game, right?

Who's playing?


Asshole vs. Jerruh.
 
2022-08-14 4:00:38 PM  
*WIDE IDOL BEAM TARGETING THE TOP 5!!!*
*POWER AT 700%!!!*
 
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