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(Twitter)   Pop quiz: You're caught in the parking garage at Caesar's Palace in Vegas, when torrential downpours start flooding the place out. How do you get out?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-08-13 11:22:29 PM  
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2022-08-14 1:37:02 AM  
I can sense all the old mobsters wiping their foreheads and breathing a sigh of relief that body-filled oil drums will remain buried at the bottom of Lake Mead for just a liiiiiiitle bit longer.
 
2022-08-14 4:45:44 AM  
Count cards. Then someone will come along to kick you out.
 
2022-08-14 4:48:36 AM  
Ew. He's going to get all the diseases.
 
2022-08-14 4:49:44 AM  
They'll never believe him
 
2022-08-14 4:49:49 AM  
Shoot the hostage?
 
2022-08-14 4:51:31 AM  
I think this was one of the DEFCON attendees IIRC?

That's some nasty graywater there.
 
2022-08-14 4:54:03 AM  

jso2897: Ew. He's going to get all the diseases.


Yeah, floodwaters are no bueno. A lot of what you're washing past/with is not anything you want to bump into even aside from disease. And then there's disease.
 
2022-08-14 5:19:17 AM  
ON the good side, Lake Mead is up 2 feet! Only 189 more feet to go!
 
2022-08-14 5:24:34 AM  
How much hobo pee and hooker spit is mixed in with that oil and anti-freeze?
 
2022-08-14 5:28:05 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: ON the good side, Lake Mead is up 2 feet! Only 189 more feet to go!


Exactly. Drought schmout.
 
2022-08-14 5:40:07 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: How much hobo pee and hooker spit is mixed in with that oil and anti-freeze?


You've got the ratios backwards.
 
2022-08-14 5:41:27 AM  
Hope that guy takes a shower ASAP
 
2022-08-14 5:55:15 AM  
I once had one of those insane detailed dreams where I was escaping a parking garage behind a big Vegas hotel. I lost track of most of my friends but ran into and joined together with a few of my favorite badass nice celebrities and of course, woke up before the best part.

/It felt like hours but I know nobody wants a detailed account of another person's dream
 
2022-08-14 6:01:03 AM  
There's a man that believes the monkeypox is only spread by gay sex narrative.
 
2022-08-14 6:05:53 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: There's a man that believes the monkeypox is only spread by gay sex narrative.



Gay Sex Narrative is the name of my prog metal Wham! cover band.
 
2022-08-14 6:21:01 AM  
I see that the extensive underground water diversion system in Vegas is working well.
 
2022-08-14 6:49:45 AM  

question_dj: I see that the extensive underground water diversion system in Vegas is working well.


That bozo bopping down the road/river better hope that it is not. I wonder how cool that guy will feel as he gets sucked into a storm drain pipe. Guys like that keep firemen in business-what a jackass!
 
2022-08-14 6:58:30 AM  
He's heading for the old mill!
 
2022-08-14 7:09:04 AM  
I think I need a round of booster shots just for having watched that
 
2022-08-14 7:26:45 AM  
I wonder how Elons' tunnels are making out in all this?
 
2022-08-14 7:28:03 AM  
 
2022-08-14 7:33:34 AM  
Shortly thereafter...

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2022-08-14 7:55:29 AM  
Ew poop water, and also sooooper dangerous. That much water is noting to play around with. That dude is one open manhole away from being the subject of thoughts and prayers.
 
2022-08-14 8:01:43 AM  
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2022-08-14 8:03:56 AM  

question_dj: I see that the extensive underground water diversion system in Vegas is working well.


Quite well. You see how all the water is getting off of Caesar's property and going somewhere else?
 
2022-08-14 8:04:14 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: ON the good side, Lake Mead is up 2 feet! Only 189 more feet to go!


And two feet of it is made up of hobo pee, hooker spit, oil and anti-freeze.
 
2022-08-14 8:12:48 AM  

Clash City Farker: Shortly thereafter...

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This gif is great, but what really tops off that shot is when they turn on the wipers to clear off the goo.
 
2022-08-14 8:23:01 AM  
Lake Mead is filled by Colorado snow pack.  This won't matter.
 
2022-08-14 8:27:05 AM  
When keeping it real goes wrong. A river of shiat? Yeah, I'll float that!
 
2022-08-14 8:27:54 AM  

GhostOfSavageHenry: Ew poop water, and also sooooper dangerous. That much water is noting to play around with. That dude is one open manhole away from being the subject of thoughts and prayers.


No so disturbing, it's just a little chlorine for the gene pool.
 
2022-08-14 8:33:58 AM  
Probably a little safer than an arroyo where you get crushed by all the trash people have dumped, but he could be impaled by an escooter.
 
2022-08-14 8:34:41 AM  
So what's his hero's operative tag?

The Sewage Surfer?
Deep Schitt?
PoopEye?
 
2022-08-14 8:36:34 AM  

jso2897: Ew. He's going to get all the diseases.


And that's just from being in Vegas, never mind what's in the water
 
2022-08-14 8:37:15 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: There's a man that believes the monkeypox is only spread by gay sex narrative.


Reagan?
 
2022-08-14 8:37:28 AM  
Next thing you know he is squealing like a pig and told he has a purdy mouth.
 
2022-08-14 8:42:34 AM  

bibliophile42: Probably a little safer than an arroyo where you get crushed by all the trash people have dumped, but he could be impaled by an escooter.


By the looks of things, that's where an arroyo once was, and water still takes the path.
 
2022-08-14 8:51:38 AM  
Ha, I'm getting all sorts of personal injury lawyer ads on this thread. Ride it out and see who can settle.
 
2022-08-14 9:11:27 AM  

minorshan: I once had one of those insane detailed dreams where I was escaping a parking garage behind a big Vegas hotel. I lost track of most of my friends but ran into and joined together with a few of my favorite badass nice celebrities and of course, woke up before the best part.

/It felt like hours but I know nobody wants a detailed account of another person's dream


I dunno... was Kirsten Dunst one of the celebs?
 
2022-08-14 9:29:22 AM  

poorjon: I think I need a round of booster shots just for having watched that


Booster shots for what? Anything you  have, pharmacist. Any and every thing  you have a   shot for.
 
2022-08-14 9:38:26 AM  
The biggest danger is that water goes to underground culverts where you'd drown if you're not careful. There's normally massive homeless camps down there for much of the year... Wonder how many of them died.
 
2022-08-14 9:46:22 AM  
CSS: My grandma lives in the desert and has an arroyo that cuts across the property. One year while my mom and brothers were there a flash flood came through. My brothers (9 and 12) thought this was a great time to grab the inflatable raft that was really only intended for a pool, and have an adventure. The were getting ready to launch the craft when they saw a telephone poll bobbing through the waves like a cork. That was not the deal breaker, that was the chunks of asphalt they could also see flying through the water. At that point they took the raft back. They are idiots, but not stupid. The best thing about the floods was seeing what washed in afterwards like car parts, mattresses, bottles, cool rocks, road signs ....
 
2022-08-14 9:51:17 AM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: The biggest danger is that water goes to underground culverts where you'd drown if you're not careful. There's normally massive homeless camps down there for much of the year... Wonder how many of them died.


None, if nobody counts them! :)
 
2022-08-14 9:51:30 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: jso2897: Ew. He's going to get all the diseases.

Yeah, floodwaters are no bueno. A lot of what you're washing past/with is not anything you want to bump into even aside from disease. And then there's disease.


It's poop.
Anytime I've been kayaking and get caught in an urban deluge, I get out of the river fast.
Naaaasty.
 
2022-08-14 9:51:36 AM  
It's not standing water so it should be perfectly fine to swim in.
 
2022-08-14 10:00:05 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Count cards. Then someone will come along to kick you out.


if you have a 1% advantage over the house
you need to run a hundred thousand dollars through the table to make $1000
and play Perfect doing it

they're not all that concerned about it
 
2022-08-14 10:02:27 AM  
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2022-08-14 10:06:08 AM  
Thats behind the High Roller not Ceasers Palace although technically a Ceasers property.
 
2022-08-14 10:09:17 AM  
Poop Water Rafting! Woooo!
 
2022-08-14 10:26:11 AM  

minorshan: I once had one of those insane detailed dreams where I was escaping a parking garage behind a big Vegas hotel. I lost track of most of my friends but ran into and joined together with a few of my favorite badass nice celebrities and of course, woke up before the best part.

/It felt like hours but I know nobody wants a detailed account of another person's dream


I *love* having dreams like that! You wake up feeling like you've been on vacation even though you haven't had one in over a decade.  :-)
 
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