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(Tasting Table)   Article lists the 13 best hot dogs in US. Come for the "Rubble Rage" hot dog with Fruity Pebbles cereal, stay for the Bronzeville Bourbon Hot Dog steak dog with, you guessed it, bourbon barbecue sauce   (tastingtable.com) divider line
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2022-08-14 7:14:58 AM  
Vienna Beef #1 ?
/DNRTFA
 
2022-08-14 7:24:29 AM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2022-08-14 7:34:49 AM  
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2022-08-14 7:35:31 AM  
Sure sure, the list of best hotdogs has thirteen but the list of best hotdog buns has fifteen. That's how they getcha.
 
2022-08-14 8:36:34 AM  
Seattle is a great, great city. So great you could come up with a list of 100 things wrong with it by barely paying attention and still believe it's great. But cream cheese on a farking hot dog has to be #1 on the list.
 
2022-08-14 8:59:55 AM  
Hot Dogs.

America's most versatile food.
 
2022-08-14 9:01:16 AM  
I don't like a lot of crap on my hot dog. Just spicy brown mustard and chopped onions. If all you have is yellow mustard, that's fine. Oh, and for god's sake, absolutely NO ketchup.
 
2022-08-14 9:04:30 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I don't like a lot of crap on my hot dog. Just spicy brown mustard and chopped onions. If all you have is yellow mustard, that's fine. Oh, and for god's sake, absolutely NO ketchup.


Mustard.
Chopped onions.
Dirty hot dog cart water.
 
2022-08-14 9:37:44 AM  
Contemplating the condiments for my compacted hog anus loaf puts me in a generous mood.

Ketchup? Why not, but make it spicy! Try some horseradish!
 
2022-08-14 9:51:35 AM  
Eh. Some of those looked okay but calling them the "best" might be a stretch. Maybe go with "weirdest".
Just another example of the fad of throwing random things together and pretending you invented something great.
 
2022-08-14 10:35:55 AM  
lips and assholes
 
2022-08-14 11:02:15 AM  

FormlessOne: Coco LaFemme: I don't like a lot of crap on my hot dog. Just spicy brown mustard and chopped onions. If all you have is yellow mustard, that's fine. Oh, and for god's sake, absolutely NO ketchup.

Mustard.
Chopped onions.
Dirty hot dog cart water.


Yes !
 
2022-08-14 11:21:24 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I don't like a lot of crap on my hot dog. Just spicy brown mustard and chopped onions. If all you have is yellow mustard, that's fine. Oh, and for god's sake, absolutely NO ketchup.


I am training my granddaughter. All sausages are just mustard delivery systems.
 
2022-08-14 11:56:51 AM  
Come look at the list of hot dogs created by an 8-year-old who found their parent's stash of weed

None of those look good.
 
2022-08-14 12:16:49 PM  
The disrespect!

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Otherwise Chicago style. Run it through the garden. Ketchup had better not be an option.
 
2022-08-14 12:19:40 PM  
Been in Tucson a year now and still haven't tried a Sonoran hot dog. I'm not a fan of pinto beans and raw onions and the rest of the toppings just seem kinda meh. But maybe I'll mosey over to Ruiz's food truck and give it a try.

As for Biker Jim's in Denver, I've never been there, but when I used to work up in Superior, there was an awesome hot dog stand inside a Home Depot (or Lowe's, I forget) called "Ed's Best Edibles" that sold the same stuff listed at Jim's. All kinds of exotic meats, ostrich, rattlesnake, etc. I wonder if they're connected?
 
2022-08-14 12:23:35 PM  
Sriracha... listed as a topping over and over and over.

I thought the Sriracha fad had died out already.
 
2022-08-14 12:29:15 PM  

Axeofjudgement: The disrespect!

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Otherwise Chicago style. Run it through the garden. Ketchup had better not be an option.


I don't care about the ketchup fight. If you want it on your dog, have at it.  I don't use it because I just don't care for it much. Anything that calls for ketchup is better with BBQ sauce instead.
 
2022-08-14 12:31:45 PM  

Moose out front: I thought the Sriracha fad had died out already.


If you thought it was a fad, it probably has. You.
 
2022-08-14 12:54:26 PM  

Moose out front: Sriracha... listed as a topping over and over and over.

I thought the Sriracha fad had died out already.


The sriracha fad hasnt died out, its just on hold for a while til huy fong gets its peppers together...
 
2022-08-14 1:02:40 PM  

slobberbone: Moose out front: I thought the Sriracha fad had died out already.

If you thought it was a fad, it probably has. You.


It's not a fad? Guess I'll put it in the same camp as In-n-Out burger then: It's fine, but vastly overrated.
 
2022-08-14 1:51:22 PM  
My heart (condition) belongs to Rutt's Hut

Hot Dog Mecca (AKA Clifton, New Jersey)

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2022-08-14 1:56:21 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Coco LaFemme: I don't like a lot of crap on my hot dog. Just spicy brown mustard and chopped onions. If all you have is yellow mustard, that's fine. Oh, and for god's sake, absolutely NO ketchup.

I am training my granddaughter. All sausages are just mustard delivery systems.


Phrasing?
 
2022-08-14 2:52:24 PM  
Webstruarantstore has some good pricing on various products if you buy them by the case.

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/55197/hot-dogs.html
 
2022-08-14 3:11:49 PM  

brap: My heart (condition) belongs to Rutt's Hut

Hot Dog Mecca (AKA Clifton, New Jersey)

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I'll have to go. Have you ever gone to Destination Dogs in New Brunswick?
 
2022-08-14 3:28:29 PM  
If I'm out: Two dogs one with sauerkraut and KETCHUP one sauerkraut and mustard.

If I'm in: two with cheese lined bun, covered in baked beans, chili, sauerkraut, one with mustard & that pickle mess. One with ketchup and something spicy like horseradish or vintage Tabasco for the vinegar
 
2022-08-14 3:37:51 PM  

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A tbsp of butter, frying pan, hotdogs, 3 tbsp water, cover simmer til plump, brown lightly.  Anice steamed soft roll.  Add your fav toppings (no ketchup!). Enjoy.
 
2022-08-14 4:12:17 PM  

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Honestly, they're what I get 9 times out of 10 when getting hotdogs.

/Rather have cow buttholes than pig buttholes
 
2022-08-14 4:14:21 PM  

NHdewd: bostonguy: [Fark user image 417x452]

A tbsp of butter, frying pan, hotdogs, 3 tbsp water, cover simmer til plump, brown lightly.  Anice steamed soft roll.  Add your fav toppings (no ketchup!). Enjoy.


the butter makes it not kosher anymore :(
 
2022-08-14 5:00:22 PM  
I look at hot dogs much like I do grilled cheese, simple is usually better.
Hotdog with chili, onion, and mustard.  Never ketchup.
 
2022-08-14 5:34:45 PM  
So glad that New Orleans offering stands out from the "crows."
 
2022-08-14 6:20:46 PM  

bostonguy: [Hebrew National]


I switch off between HN and Costco's. I just hate having to buy 3 packs @ 10 dogs per pack. I have been giving one pack away. With just two of us that is way more than I am prepared to eat in a reasonable time.
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2022-08-14 8:28:18 PM  

abhorrent1: Anything that calls for ketchup is better with BBQ sauce instead.


I hate both.

Now, I'm a fat guy with a hell of a sweet tooth, but ... something about sugar and meat at the same time makes me very unhappy.
 
2022-08-14 8:29:53 PM  
Tfa really shoulda come up to my old neighborhood in Milwaukee and checked out the fine sausages at The Vanguard.
 
2022-08-14 9:10:59 PM  

CheatCommando: Al Tsheimers: Coco LaFemme: I don't like a lot of crap on my hot dog. Just spicy brown mustard and chopped onions. If all you have is yellow mustard, that's fine. Oh, and for god's sake, absolutely NO ketchup.

I am training my granddaughter. All sausages are just mustard delivery systems.

Phrasing?


Well, you have me there. In my defense, she's 5. It didn't occur to me.
 
2022-08-14 11:01:43 PM  

Al Tsheimers: CheatCommando: Al Tsheimers: Coco LaFemme: I don't like a lot of crap on my hot dog. Just spicy brown mustard and chopped onions. If all you have is yellow mustard, that's fine. Oh, and for god's sake, absolutely NO ketchup.

I am training my granddaughter. All sausages are just mustard delivery systems.

Phrasing?

Well, you have me there. In my defense, she's 5. It didn't occur to me.


Nor should it - she's friggin' 5, you're a grandpa, and the real world isn't FARK. You keep on keepin' on. :)
 
2022-08-15 8:55:00 AM  
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