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2022-08-13 7:55:44 PM  
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2022-08-13 8:31:08 PM  
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2022-08-13 8:41:26 PM  
The MAGAts want you to dress yourself to kill...

The Who - Eminence Front (Original)
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...which is a damn fine way to get yourself killed.
 
2022-08-13 8:54:10 PM  
It is now.  Orange shiatbag boosting extremists shoulda told you.
 
2022-08-13 9:15:30 PM  
Sadly, they will use this as an excuse to kill more black men than usual, and do nothing about the actual threat.
 
2022-08-13 10:43:14 PM  
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2022-08-14 12:03:13 AM  
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2022-08-14 1:21:42 AM  

blastoh: [Fark user image image 425x613]


Open fire, and take the survivors to Gitmo.  That should be the standard operating procedure for these terrorists.
 
2022-08-14 3:08:45 AM  
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2022-08-14 3:09:15 AM  

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I can't help but wonder if the person responsible for that has been drinking heavily since this all went down and that idiot thought nails would defeat a bullet proof window.
 
2022-08-14 3:09:18 AM  

bluorangefyre: blastoh: [Fark user image image 425x613]

Open fire, and take the survivors to Gitmo.  That should be the standard operating procedure for these terrorists.


Of course somehow they manage to only kill BLM members in another state. I don't trust the FBI, but  Y'all Queda only gives a shiat when a rich white guy might actually be arrested.
 
2022-08-14 3:11:45 AM  
Unfortunately, yeah it is. Back in the late 90s when I first began using the internet, I thought it would be a key to global understanding and, consequently, greater harmony. Trust humans to pervert good things.
 
2022-08-14 3:12:22 AM  
Well, thanks for noticing the people pointing guns at you.
 
2022-08-14 3:12:46 AM  

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No nail guns?
 
2022-08-14 3:12:55 AM  
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I thought that was stochastic terrorism.  *shrug*
 
2022-08-14 3:13:55 AM  
My dear silly English and Canadian cousins,

Now that you've chosen to follow our lead with Fox News wannabes and Qanon politicians, please take note of your violent near future.

Sorry 'bout that,
Us
 
2022-08-14 3:14:54 AM  
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
https://youtu.be/SMhwddNQSWQ
 
2022-08-14 3:16:13 AM  

blastoh: [Fark user image 425x613]


These putzes were all against wearing masks during the Covid-19 pandemic but now you can't catch them without one.
 
2022-08-14 3:19:27 AM  

bluorangefyre: blastoh: [Fark user image image 425x613]

Open fire, and take the survivors to Gitmo.  That should be the standard operating procedure for these terrorists.


Irony is lost on the ironic. These folks might suck, but your attitude towards dealing with them is about as bad as they are...
 
2022-08-14 3:21:46 AM  
At what point do we get to declare these groups like QAnon and the MAGGATs domestic terrorists?

Because I'm pretty farking certain we're way past that point.
 
2022-08-14 3:22:58 AM  
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2022-08-14 3:23:13 AM  
The Republican sphere trying to clear this hurdle:

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2022-08-14 3:24:10 AM  
The angry entitlement of fat,goateed,ruddy faced, ignorant white men knows few bounds....

/White guy
//not fat
/// no goatee
 
2022-08-14 3:29:30 AM  

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Now with animated goodness.
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2022-08-14 3:31:05 AM  
Good luck, Gravy Seals. Enjoy being under federal surveillance. I'm sure you don't have anything you wouldn't mind the feds seeing.
 
2022-08-14 3:32:42 AM  
The records include payroll info of US intelligence assets. Worth Billions to Putin or the Saudis. If they find he showed -those- to anyone, the supreme court will have to eventually vote on the death penalty. Which would save him from that, I guess.

I mean, when the Rosenbergs did the same thing in the 1950s the supreme court had to decide if the death penalty would proceed for them. And they were one vote shy of not executing them.

Trump would probably stave off execution, but his political career is over just for keeping those.
 
2022-08-14 3:34:29 AM  
Oh, and that preparedness warning probably means an arrest is imminent.
 
2022-08-14 3:35:44 AM  
I wonder if there is a way to hang co-conspirator charges on DeSandtits.
 
2022-08-14 3:39:49 AM  
The FBI has been warning of domestic terror attacks coming from the right for more than 20 years and nothing has been done, because half the terrorists are cops
 
2022-08-14 3:40:04 AM  

ISO15693: Oh, and that preparedness warning probably means an arrest is imminent.


That's what I'm thinking.
 
2022-08-14 3:40:52 AM  
What good is a Post 9/11 Surveillance State if you're not gonna use it to stop this shiat?


Oh that's right, the architects radicalized these shiatgibbons with fascist rhetoric and propaganda.
 
2022-08-14 3:41:06 AM  
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2022-08-14 3:44:35 AM  
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2022-08-14 3:44:56 AM  

ISO15693: The records include payroll info of US intelligence assets. Worth Billions to Putin or the Saudis. If they find he showed -those- to anyone, the supreme court will have to eventually vote on the death penalty. Which would save him from that, I guess.

I mean, when the Rosenbergs did the same thing in the 1950s the supreme court had to decide if the death penalty would proceed for them. And they were one vote shy of not executing them.

Trump would probably stave off execution, but his political career is over just for keeping those.


I am against capital punishment as a point of principle, but I can't say I wouldn't read his obituary without some pleasure.
 
2022-08-14 3:45:45 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Unfortunately, yeah it is. Back in the late 90s when I first began using the internet, I thought it would be a key to global understanding and, consequently, greater harmony. Trust humans to pervert good things.


You sweet summer child. *Joking*
World of Warcraft - The Internet is for porn
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2022-08-14 3:51:05 AM  

ISO15693: Oh, and that preparedness warning probably means an arrest is imminent.


Javanka flipped? That was fast.
 
2022-08-14 3:52:44 AM  

ISO15693: Oh, and that preparedness warning probably means an arrest is imminent.


Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please

/ Ad infinitum
 
2022-08-14 3:53:32 AM  
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2022-08-14 3:57:54 AM  

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"In future news, redneck moron does in a hail of gunfire. Nails still don't go through bulletproof glass."
 
2022-08-14 3:59:39 AM  

thatboyoverthere: Of course somehow they manage to only kill BLM members in another state. I don't trust the FBI, but  Y'all Queda only gives a shiat when a rich white guy might actually be arrested.


why?
 
2022-08-14 4:01:07 AM  

ISO15693: Oh, and that preparedness warning probably means an arrest is imminent.


Please elaborate.
 
2022-08-14 4:02:16 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: The angry entitlement of fat,goateed,ruddy faced, ignorant white men knows few bounds....

/White guy
//not fat
/// no goatee


I grew the goatee out into a full (and bushy) beard because these idiots made the goatee the badge of fools
 
2022-08-14 4:03:49 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Mr. Shabooboo: The angry entitlement of fat,goateed,ruddy faced, ignorant white men knows few bounds....

/White guy
//not fat
/// no goatee

I grew the goatee out into a full (and bushy) beard because these idiots made the goatee the badge of fools


I've found keeping my hair long keeps people from ever assuming I'm something horrible like a conservative
 
2022-08-14 4:04:14 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Mr. Shabooboo: The angry entitlement of fat,goateed,ruddy faced, ignorant white men knows few bounds....

/White guy
//not fat
/// no goatee

I grew the goatee out into a full (and bushy) beard because these idiots made the goatee the badge of fools


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2022-08-14 4:06:10 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Mr. Shabooboo: The angry entitlement of fat,goateed,ruddy faced, ignorant white men knows few bounds....

/White guy
//not fat
/// no goatee

I grew the goatee out into a full (and bushy) beard because these idiots made the goatee the badge of fools


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2022-08-14 4:10:14 AM  

jst3p: ISO15693: Oh, and that preparedness warning probably means an arrest is imminent.

Please elaborate.


I dont have any special insight or inside info. It just seems like something they would warn about internally and prepare for before a major scaling up of some kind. Just opinion.
 
2022-08-14 4:10:37 AM  

delysid25: bluorangefyre: blastoh: [Fark user image image 425x613]

Open fire, and take the survivors to Gitmo.  That should be the standard operating procedure for these terrorists.

Irony is lost on the ironic. These folks might suck, but your attitude towards dealing with them is about as bad as they are...


Oh just STFU.
 
2022-08-14 4:12:45 AM  
One last chance for TFG to make peace with his god on Sunday, come Monday, I think we may just get that Perp walk.
 
2022-08-14 4:13:38 AM  
Alert, be on the look out for this guy (photo from the Palm Springs Trump rally thread earlier today):

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2022-08-14 4:14:56 AM  

ISO15693: The records include payroll info of US intelligence assets. Worth Billions to Putin or the Saudis. If they find he showed -those- to anyone, the supreme court will have to eventually vote on the death penalty. Which would save him from that, I guess.

I mean, when the Rosenbergs did the same thing in the 1950s the supreme court had to decide if the death penalty would proceed for them. And they were one vote shy of not executing them.

Trump would probably stave off execution, but his political career is over just for keeping those.


Key facts that make this even worse:

- There is zero percent chance he identified these documents by himself
- There is zero reason what ever that he took them for any reason other than to sell them

The former, well... once they get through identifying every traitorous fark who touched them, a whole lot of people are going to prison for a long time. The latter... sweet Jesus this farking bastard was alone at his shiathole in Florida with them for over a year. If he hasn't sold some of them already I would be shocked.

This is the worst security breach in US history.
 
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