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(Some Iowan)   Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-ather Confused) says the Inflation Reduction Act will send IRS agents armed with "AK-15s" after you   (who13.com) divider line
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1233 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Aug 2022 at 10:50 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-13 8:38:31 PM  
Given his busy schedule of lining his own pockets with farm subsidy bills, I'm surprised Grassley even had the time to conjure up this sort of dementia-fueled horseshiate.
 
2022-08-13 8:53:28 PM  
Does the "AK-15" take clips or magazines Chuck?  It's real important to some people if you want to be taken seriously.
 
2022-08-13 10:06:01 PM  
This is going to trigger some people...
 
2022-08-13 10:35:40 PM  
65,000 new armed irs stasi agents. Cheque books please citizen
 
2022-08-13 10:38:34 PM  
The IRS should troll him and make some common form they bring over an AK-15
 
2022-08-13 10:48:39 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Does the "AK-15" take clips or magazines Chuck?  It's real important to some people if you want to be taken seriously.


I think 'AK-15' is a sledding team in Alaska.
 
2022-08-13 10:52:20 PM  
We really need better handling of these lying shartstains already.  Just, fark.
 
2022-08-13 10:54:27 PM  
The AK-15 is an actual weapon, made in Russia. Hmmmmm....
 
2022-08-13 10:55:10 PM  
15, 16, whatever it takes
 
2022-08-13 10:55:24 PM  
LITTLE BIG - AK-47 (music video)
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2022-08-13 10:56:14 PM  
Neat.

I can't wait.
 
2022-08-13 10:56:14 PM  

Phil McKraken: The AK-15 is an actual weapon, made in Russia. Hmmmmm....


It fires 7.62 by what‽
 
2022-08-13 10:57:31 PM  

andrewagill: Phil McKraken: The AK-15 is an actual weapon, made in Russia. Hmmmmm....

It fires 7.62 by what‽


That's for me to know and for you to study out. I gave you the link.
 
2022-08-13 10:58:06 PM  
Good! Pay your taxes and you won't have anything to worry about!
 
2022-08-13 10:58:13 PM  
Wait... I thought these farkers LOVED people being armed.

/pick
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2022-08-13 10:58:28 PM  
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2022-08-13 10:58:40 PM  
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2022-08-13 10:58:40 PM  
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2022-08-13 10:59:12 PM  
Get in the box, Chuck.

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2022-08-13 10:59:19 PM  
He's had too much Dairy Queen.
 
2022-08-13 10:59:20 PM  
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2022-08-13 10:59:59 PM  
This is one of the main scaremongering talkimg points from the GOP and I thoight it was just as stupid the first time I heard it as it is hearing it now.
 
2022-08-13 11:00:02 PM  

buster_v: Wait... I thought these farkers LOVED people being armed.

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THEY like being armed, they don't want anyone else having guns, geez, get it straight here.
 
2022-08-13 11:01:18 PM  
The GOP are terrified because the bill actually increases scrutiny on those making more than $400k a year, you know the ones they love giving tax break to, because they get so many donations from
 
2022-08-13 11:02:41 PM  
Why should your IRS visit be different from school or church or shopping?
 
2022-08-13 11:02:52 PM  
It's a little known fact that the blood of small business owners is very effective at reducing inflation.
 
2022-08-13 11:02:52 PM  

Phil McKraken: andrewagill: Phil McKraken: The AK-15 is an actual weapon, made in Russia. Hmmmmm....

It fires 7.62 by what‽

That's for me to know and for you to study out. I gave you the link.


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Once upon a time, Ivan Chesnokov was a meme from a magickal place, but apparently he's been a US Senator all along.
 
2022-08-13 11:03:41 PM  
What if they just made the AK-10 louder, and have that be the biggest gun?
 
2022-08-13 11:04:28 PM  
"Because I think they are going after middle class and small business people because basically they think anyone that has pass-through income is a crook and they aren't paying their fair share and we're going to go after them,"

Why is he repeating the parts of the Trump tax cut  he voted for?

/Iowans are coming sense people.
 
2022-08-13 11:04:33 PM  
The IRS is how we find our government and how we make sure rich people pay taxes. Yeah, they go after poor people far, far too much, but they've been directed specifically to use the resources from the bill on people making over $400k.

And after decades of Republicans farking things up, they are way, way behind on getting the rich tax cheats.
 
2022-08-13 11:04:39 PM  
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This is pretty darn good. Tastes just like the mayonnaise malts we make at home.
 
2022-08-13 11:04:59 PM  

HighOnCraic: What if they just made the AK-10 louder, and have that be the biggest gun?


I put whistle tips on mine...

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2022-08-13 11:06:17 PM  
Translation: I owe the IRS alot of money and don't want to get caught
 
2022-08-13 11:06:23 PM  
An online search shows that an AK-15 is a rifle used exclusively by the Russian military and special forces.

Whoops. Just a slip of the tongue, I'm sure
 
2022-08-13 11:06:30 PM  
Well that's obviously bullshiat

The government can give them the real M-16s and not the pussy ass bullshiat semi autos
 
2022-08-13 11:06:33 PM  
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2022-08-13 11:12:27 PM  

Phil McKraken: The AK-15 is an actual weapon, made in Russia. Hmmmmm....


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2022-08-13 11:13:19 PM  
The IRS agents are just expressing their 2nd Amendment rights.
 
2022-08-13 11:13:52 PM  
This guy can't tell a story. The weapon name is an easy faux pas for someone working for the Russians. It isn't as big of a deal as his leaving out the forces coming after the small business owners being UN peacekeepers.
 
2022-08-13 11:14:08 PM  
"Grassley's warning to Iowans that federal agents with guns "already loaded ready to shoot some small business person in Iowa" on FOX News came hours before a gunman opened fire on FBI agents in Cincinnati."

Ooo. Ouch.
 
2022-08-13 11:14:15 PM  

KodosZardoz: "Because I think they are going after middle class and small business people because basically they think anyone that has pass-through income is a crook and they aren't paying their fair share and we're going to go after them,"

Why is he repeating the parts of the Trump tax cut  he voted for?


"the Trump Organization is structured as a collection of pass-through entities." And TFG is a crook, so. . .
Maybe gramps is right, just this once. Like if you have an infinite number of universes with senile republicans typing away, eventually one must hit paydirt. Our universe just got "lucky".

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/4/24/17275720/pass-throughs-tax-cut-bill
 
2022-08-13 11:14:24 PM  
I wish the DNC was as terrifyingly coordinated as the GOP. There was that one article about a removed job listing for ITS agents willing to use lethal force, and WHAM, it's in the forebrain of every mouthbreathing antisocial fearmongerer in the GOP within minutes. That message has trickled up so fast it may as well be a fresh oil gusher, until you have the highest echelons of Republicans spewing the same dog whistles Joe Schmo just heard from Drudge 15 minutes ago.
 
2022-08-13 11:16:54 PM  

HighOnCraic: What if they just made the AK-10 louder, and have that be the biggest gun?


But... it's got 15!
 
2022-08-13 11:16:59 PM  
Jesus Christ old people are stupid.
 
2022-08-13 11:19:11 PM  
If you get three AK-15s and tape them together, their combined might will be slightly greater than the sum of their parts, which is where AK-47s come from. The extra 2 is bonus.
 
2022-08-13 11:21:46 PM  
Joke's on them, I'm safely behind barbed wire at my Obama/Fema prison camp.
 
2022-08-13 11:22:52 PM  
Maybe it's a new, more reliable and less jammy version of the ar15.
 
2022-08-13 11:26:19 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Does the "AK-15" take clips or magazines Chuck?  It's real important to some people if you want to be taken seriously.


It takes boolets
 
2022-08-13 11:26:57 PM  
Next time you see a gun sale at Nazis-R-Us look and see how many right wing nut jobs are there. Try and take note of their skin color...and their gender also.

I'm betting they're all RNC, white, male.

When black people march, it's because they're tired of being repressed.

When white people march it's because black people got something that used to be considered "white privilege".
 
2022-08-13 11:28:44 PM  

Gubbo: 65,000 new armed irs stasi agents. Cheque books please citizen


The bill say nothing about 65,000 agents, at all. Customer service? Yes. Computer modernization? Yes. Enforcement in general terms? Yes.
Replacing retiring force? Yes.

The 65,000 agents thing is simply a lie.
 
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