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2022-08-13 6:32:15 PM  
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2022-08-13 7:02:30 PM  
Defund the GQP
 
2022-08-13 7:14:42 PM  
 As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL HOA!
 
2022-08-13 7:29:18 PM  
Defund the UFIA!
 
2022-08-13 8:20:29 PM  

Notabunny: Defund the UFIA!


Fine, I'm willing to keep doing it for free.
 
2022-08-13 8:47:33 PM  
These days its the HOAs who are pointing trebuchets at you.

Welcome to the bizarro timeline
 
2022-08-13 8:55:46 PM  
They can take away your plastic flamingos, but they can't take your freedom.
 
2022-08-13 9:04:11 PM  
Actually, if the government comes for you; they may think twice knowing you're in an HOA. Does the government want to fark with an HOA??? Probably not.
 
2022-08-13 10:03:48 PM  
Re-fund my bar tab.
 
2022-08-13 10:07:21 PM  
HOA should be illegal.  But people like being bigots.
 
2022-08-13 10:07:53 PM  
Defund the NRA.

No, really. Seize their funds.
 
2022-08-13 10:10:04 PM  

fragMasterFlash: These days its the HOAs who are pointing trebuchets at you.

Welcome to the bizarro timeline


I inquired about getting a gate card from a HOA since I do DoorDash deliveries out there sometimes.  I was even willing to pay for one, since they love money.  Nope.
 
2022-08-13 10:10:55 PM  
Defund the monosodiumglutamate??? Well, you're the boss.
 
2022-08-13 10:15:51 PM  
Defund the CCP! (officially CPC)

I told them to cut that s*** out the 70s but did they listen to me? no
 
2022-08-13 10:22:55 PM  
Now: You can defund one, and ONLY one of these:
Cops
HOAs

Which one will you pick?
WHICH ONE WILL YOU PICK?!??!?
 
2022-08-13 10:23:15 PM  
RE BOOB MY EIP
 
2022-08-13 10:23:45 PM  
Defund the ICE
 
2022-08-13 10:24:30 PM  

Combustion: Actually, if the government comes for you; they may think twice knowing you're in an HOA. Does the government want to fark with an HOA??? Probably not.


From what makes it on to Fark they seem to love screwing with HOA's. The HOA's seem to get smacked every time they go to court.
 
2022-08-13 10:26:12 PM  

Kubo: Defund the NRA.

No, really. Seize their funds.


NY is working on it.

Actually it's been awhile since I heard anything about that, maybe they aren't working on it anymore.
 
2022-08-13 10:26:43 PM  
The only thing people hate more than their HOA is the idea of living in a neighborhood without one. It's all performative.
 
2022-08-13 10:26:58 PM  
1) GOP
2) NRA
3) KKK
4) FSB

/see "collusion"
 
2022-08-13 10:30:45 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: The only thing people hate more than their HOA is the idea of living in a neighborhood without one. It's all performative.


Umm... are you, by any chance, white? Most HOAs are unapologetically racist....
 
2022-08-13 10:31:25 PM  
Needs a cutlass, otherwise I like it.
 
2022-08-13 10:32:29 PM  

waxbeans: HOA should be illegal.  But people like being bigots.


I think they may have not been so bad.  I didn't even know what an HOA was, but my parents went to a neighborhood meeting once a year and they put up Xmas decorations at the end of the street and as far as I ever knew that's all they did.  And just about everyone in the neighborhood seems to get along.

But now you've got management companies that don't even live in the same city managing much larger communities.
 
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2022-08-13 10:34:13 PM  

Boo_Guy: Kubo: Defund the NRA.

No, really. Seize their funds.

NY is working on it.

Actually it's been awhile since I heard anything about that, maybe they aren't working on it anymore.


It's a kayfabe like almost everything else. They probably all go out drinking after work
 
2022-08-13 10:35:16 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: The only thing people hate more than their HOA is the idea of living in a neighborhood without one. It's all performative.


My first house had an HOA. What can I say, I didn't know any better.
Moved 20 years ago into a home without one. In all that time, I've never once thought to myself, "If only there were some busybodies in the neighborhood who had the legal authority to tell me what I could and could not do with my own house."
 
2022-08-13 10:36:41 PM  
"Shayna..."
"They bought their tickets,..."
" They knew what they were getting into!.. "
" I say, let 'em crash! "

To hell with them!
Lettem burn.

There's a great city from Heinlein That goes something like death should not be prescribed for waking up for then for us asleep... The first time.

To hell with these ghettolasters and their culture! Let them all burn as hell. I'm totally for that If it needs I can get some better sleep while they rot in eternity.
 
2022-08-13 10:37:54 PM  
Defund ICP
 
2022-08-13 10:38:09 PM  
DEFUND THE OPP
YEAH YOU KNOW ME
 
Azz
2022-08-13 10:41:06 PM  

yellowjester: Defund ICP


Eminem would support
 
2022-08-13 10:42:04 PM  
GOP
 
2022-08-13 10:43:10 PM  
USA
 
2022-08-13 10:45:22 PM  
Defund High Fructose Corn Syrup!

/and eggplant.
 
2022-08-13 10:46:07 PM  
Defund the WAP!

It's just too sloppy.
 
2022-08-13 10:48:21 PM  
LOLbertarians, in every other issue regarding free markets: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

LOLbertarians WRT HOAs: no not like that

/... almost as if they're missing a crucial point about transaction costs and free trade
 
2022-08-13 10:49:37 PM  

yellowjester: Defund ICP


Maybe not.

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2022-08-13 10:50:51 PM  
De Fundies?

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2022-08-13 10:50:54 PM  

Azz: yellowjester: Defund ICP

Eminem would support


So would Bobby Ritchie,
 
2022-08-13 10:53:44 PM  
GOP. They are racist idiots.
And Independents. IND. They are just the GOP without balls.
 
2022-08-13 10:54:24 PM  

Mantour: Defund the ICE


And bring back the INS! (Only this time, make them live up to their initials!)
 
2022-08-13 10:54:52 PM  
Put MTG or Boebert on any HOA and they'd be the most sensible member.
 
2022-08-13 10:56:14 PM  
NCAA
 
2022-08-13 10:56:23 PM  
Defund the FIB.

/GTA
 
2022-08-13 10:56:55 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Now: You can defund one, and ONLY one of these:
Cops
HOAs

Which one will you pick?
WHICH ONE WILL YOU PICK?!??!?


No, I'm pretty sure we can defund both if we simply stop taking money...
 
2022-08-13 10:57:48 PM  
IOU ?
 
2022-08-13 11:01:28 PM  
Defund the AA

I'll give you my whisky when you pry it from my cold dead hands. Drink free or die!
 
2022-08-13 11:02:03 PM  
Defund the UDA
I thought it was the UK
 
2022-08-13 11:07:57 PM  
TFG
 
2022-08-13 11:11:50 PM  
Defund the GOP!
 
2022-08-13 11:14:18 PM  

jlee4677: DEFUND THE OPP
YEAH YOU KNOW ME


Orleans Parish Prison? I'm down with defunding that.

My other vote is for the DEA.
 
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