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(Twitter)   And the latest excuse from Team Trump is...oh, you have GOT to be f**king kidding me   (twitter.com) divider line
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7406 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Aug 2022 at 7:41 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-13 4:48:08 PM  
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2022-08-13 4:57:54 PM  
And they're blaming Hillary as well.

Fark off, you shiatty fsux news shiat funnel.
 
2022-08-13 5:44:09 PM  

markie_farkie: And they're blaming Hillary as well.

Fark off, you shiatty fsux news shiat funnel.


Well, if Hillary had smiled more and campaigned harder in the Rust Belt, Trump would have never been elected, so it's not much of a stretch to say that she's complicit in all of his crimes. Trump never even wanted to be president -- he just wanted to generate buzz for a new media company. Hillary tanked the election because she just hates capitalism so much, and she knew that the Deep State would follow her direct orders while Trump was stuck doing the hard work.

/Study it out!
 
2022-08-13 5:57:02 PM  
Can we please start calling this "Heavy Water-gate" now?
 
2022-08-13 6:25:45 PM  
Let's say it's true that the 1/6 committee decided they needed something to grab headlines. That doesn't change the fact that you had TS/SCI (And TS, Secret, Confidential) documents in your resort. Them deciding they need more eyeballs (Which they didn't) doesn't change the fact that you were breaking the law.
 
2022-08-13 6:42:23 PM  
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Trumpy sycophants coming up with excuses
 
2022-08-13 6:56:06 PM  
Can't help but notice that's still not an excuse for Trump's actions
 
2022-08-13 7:07:00 PM  
Well at least we're at the point where they have run out of any plausible excuse and are clearly throwing whatever bs they can think of out there regardless of whether it's remotely plausible or not
 
2022-08-13 7:34:48 PM  
1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled move - mistake by aids
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
 
2022-08-13 7:37:45 PM  
If traitors hang, then Trump should watch his propaganda network hang first.he needs to know all he stand a for is gone, then he can gom
 
2022-08-13 7:42:59 PM  
Go to jail you farking traitorous cock.
 
2022-08-13 7:43:06 PM  
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2022-08-13 7:43:07 PM  
No it's true. The J6 committee has become all-powerful and is capable of commanding the Justice Department to do anything it wants, so you'd better just fess up and comply with their subpoenas. The sooner you testify, the better the deal they can cut for you.
 
2022-08-13 7:43:08 PM  
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2022-08-13 7:43:59 PM  
How many steps until it was the Dems fault for classifying the documents to start with?
 
2022-08-13 7:44:55 PM  
These are people who have decided that civil war is preferable to facing the truth.
 
2022-08-13 7:45:03 PM  
Blues Brothers - It Wasn't My Fault!
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2022-08-13 7:45:24 PM  

mrshowrules: 1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled move - mistake by aids
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping


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2022-08-13 7:46:20 PM  

UncleDirtNap: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/4U9Yl5CXvcQ]


*shakes tiny diesel powered fist*
 
2022-08-13 7:46:28 PM  
Obviously.
 
2022-08-13 7:47:30 PM  
The sad thing is that the TruTrumpBelievers will eat this shiat up and regurgitate it in the social streams. Idiots, the lot of them.
 
2022-08-13 7:47:41 PM  
So this is the fault of all the Trumpers who refused to watch the J6 Committee hearings. If they'd given that show better ratings then the raids wouldn't have happened. It's clearly not the fault of those of us who watched the committee hearings because we weren't part of their ratings problem.

You could have saved your god-king, Trumpers, you've let him down.

/In fairness, I never watched The Apprentice and perhaps if I'd helped give that show better ratings they'd have given Trump an Emmy and we'd never have had to put up with him as President, so I'm accepting my share of the blame on that one.
 
2022-08-13 7:47:42 PM  
Armed Trump supporters gather outside FBI office in Phoenix, AZ to protest Mar-a-Lago raid
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2022-08-13 7:48:01 PM  

kudayta: Can we please start calling this "Heavy Water-gate" now?


Given how many documents wound up in the crapper, maybe hot dog water-gate fits a bit better.
 
2022-08-13 7:48:44 PM  
The number of excuses PER DAY better be part of his trial.
 
2022-08-13 7:48:46 PM  

squidloe: The sad thing is that the TruTrumpBelievers will eat this shiat up and regurgitate it in the social streams. Idiots, the lot of them.


Just tell them it's their fault for not watching the J6 Committe hearings then. That's literally what today's excuse is about.
 
2022-08-13 7:49:11 PM  
The committee cannot request or approve an FBI search warrant.

Also, if this warrant was so hastily slapped together, how did the feds end up finding just about everything they were looking for?
 
2022-08-13 7:49:19 PM  

Vacation Bible School: [YouTube video: Armed Trump supporters gather outside FBI office in Phoenix, AZ to protest Mar-a-Lago raid]


Call in an air strike, DHS. No more taking chances with those morons.
 
2022-08-13 7:49:44 PM  

Poopspasm: kudayta: Can we please start calling this "Heavy Water-gate" now?

Given how many documents wound up in the crapper, maybe hot dog water-gate fits a bit better.


Toilet Watergate?

WaterPeeTape?
 
2022-08-13 7:50:07 PM  
The J6 committee isn't holding hearings right now.

Things that aren't happening tend to have bad ratings.

Presumably if they wanted the J6 committee to have better ratings, they'd, y'know, hold hearings.

What is this lawyer talking about.
 
2022-08-13 7:50:09 PM  

mrshowrules: 1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled move - mistake by aids
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping


And that's just the pivots from today...
 
2022-08-13 7:50:11 PM  

Aussie_As: squidloe: The sad thing is that the TruTrumpBelievers will eat this shiat up and regurgitate it in the social streams. Idiots, the lot of them.

Just tell them it's their fault for not watching the J6 Committe hearings then. That's literally what today's excuse is about.


Oh I don't argue with them but I see them pop up in my feed and just shake my head. They're unreachable because their mind is already made up.
 
2022-08-13 7:50:50 PM  
Oh, it's the "you can stop all this if you announce you won't run" woman.

Boy, he sure found himself a rich vein of bullshiat in that one.

/kellyanne must have demanded her back pay
 
2022-08-13 7:51:33 PM  

Vacation Bible School: [YouTube video: Armed Trump supporters gather outside FBI office in Phoenix, AZ to protest Mar-a-Lago raid]


counterveiling? view for YouTube compliance?
 
2022-08-13 7:51:38 PM  
Exterminate the American Taliban.
 
2022-08-13 7:52:00 PM  
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2022-08-13 7:52:13 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Poopspasm: kudayta: Can we please start calling this "Heavy Water-gate" now?

Given how many documents wound up in the crapper, maybe hot dog water-gate fits a bit better.

Toilet Watergate?

WaterPeeTape?


Shiatgate.
 
2022-08-13 7:53:04 PM  
                                        
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2022-08-13 7:53:35 PM  

Hyjamon: How many steps until it was the Dems fault for classifying the documents to start with?


That's two or three excuses back, already been on the poltab.
 
2022-08-13 7:53:46 PM  
Let's get the Nielsen box on CSPAN and get the ratings compared to his inauguration just to fark with him.
 
2022-08-13 7:53:54 PM  
AFAIK, Trump trying to overthrow the government is a wholly separate issue from Trump conducting espionage.
 
2022-08-13 7:54:04 PM  

Vacation Bible School: [YouTube video: Armed Trump supporters gather outside FBI office in Phoenix, AZ to protest Mar-a-Lago raid]


It's great they could take the time off from their jobs as particle physicists and neurosurgeons.
 
2022-08-13 7:54:11 PM  

kudayta: Can we please start calling this "Heavy Water-gate" now?


Stupid Watergate has already been coined by John Oliver fi this Shiateshow of a Former Pres.
 
2022-08-13 7:54:32 PM  

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You can always depend on christians to bring weapons. Other than being hypocrites and cowards, there is nothing a christians loves more than murdering innocents. It is a religion of lies and hate worshipping a fat orange sack of shiat.
 
2022-08-13 7:54:53 PM  
The fun thing is there is going to be a Fark headline tomorrow which is "And the latest excuse from Team Trump is ... oh, you have GOT to be f**king kidding me (this is not a repeat from yesterday)"
 
2022-08-13 7:54:58 PM  
Someone at work today told me the judge that signed the warrant was appointed by Obama. These people need serious mental help.
 
2022-08-13 7:55:35 PM  

Phil McKraken: mrshowrules: 1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled move - mistake by aids
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping

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2022-08-13 7:55:38 PM  
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
 
2022-08-13 7:55:52 PM  
Imma tell my kids this is what shiattin' bricks looks like.
 
2022-08-13 7:56:16 PM  
DocuGate?
 
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