Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(USA Today)   The one fatal flaw that explains why your team won't win this year's Super Bowl. Lions and Texans fans will accept just a general "We suck" and move on   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, American football, American football positions, Cleveland Browns, Super Bowl, Quarterback, National Football League, playoff game, Bill Belichick  
•       •       •

677 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Aug 2022 at 9:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



20 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2022-08-13 9:18:05 PM  
Atlanta Falcons: (gestures broadly)

Lulz
 
2022-08-13 9:51:09 PM  
Cleveland Browns:   (exist)
 
2022-08-13 9:55:23 PM  
Tampa Bay: "Look, you're just going to have to wait for Father Time to eventually catch up to Tom Brady."
 
2022-08-13 10:01:46 PM  
The engineers behind the most successful era of Saints football, Sean Payton and Drew Brees, have both retired. In their place is longtime assistant Dennis Allen (8-28 as an NFL head coach) and Jameis Winston (is Jameis Winston). There will be three or four fun Taysom Hill gadget plays en route to eight or nine wins.

Eight or nine? Hey, let's not get too overconfident.
 
2022-08-13 10:17:47 PM  

ArkAngel: Atlanta Falcons: (gestures broadly)

Lulz


Speaking as an Atlanta native (albeit one who isn't much into football), that was funny as hell.

/To the extent I care, I'm more of a Bears fan
//Not like their odds are any better
 
2022-08-13 10:43:42 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Cleveland Browns:   (exist)


Goodell's going to pull whatever strings and play whatever cards he needs to get Watson banned the entire season.  That original ruling made him look ridiculous, and a man in his position can't be made to look ridiculous.
 
2022-08-13 10:50:19 PM  

jake_lex: Stud Gerbil: Cleveland Browns:   (exist)

Goodell's going to pull whatever strings and play whatever cards he needs to get Watson banned the entire season.  That original ruling made him look ridiculous, and a man in his position can't be made to look ridiculous.


If that was true then why didn't Roger Goodell appoint Roger Goodell to decide the suspension when the original suspension was appealed by Roger Goodell.

/I don't think you're wrong, just that Goodell wants insulation for some reason
 
2022-08-13 10:57:04 PM  
Because our QB is 800 years old but not named Brady
 
2022-08-13 10:58:41 PM  
Haven't looked but I'm guessing:

Washington Commanders: (Dan Snyder)
 
2022-08-13 11:00:20 PM  

markhwt: Because our QB is 800 years old but not named Brady


Yoda? You mean Yoda!
 
2022-08-13 11:20:33 PM  
Rams: Stafford has sore elbow which could mean fatigue n Nov/Dec, remember how much he sucked at the end of the regular season? Yep.

I also remember him having one of the greatest playoff seasons of any QB ever.

The correct reason for the Rams not to win it all is that they won it all last season, & repeating as champions is extra farking hard.
 
2022-08-13 11:27:17 PM  

LucklessWonder: Haven't looked but I'm guessing:

Washington Commanders: (Dan Snyder)


I see I'm not needed here.
 
2022-08-13 11:32:42 PM  

ArkAngel: Atlanta Falcons: (gestures broadly)

Lulz


This is extremely true.

The Falcons are so bad.

I even had a comment make the Defector "Why Your Team Sucks" article for the Falcons two years in a row. I just wish they could be competent, but no.
 
2022-08-13 11:36:32 PM  
The lack of a comprehensive starting lineup and minimal quality reserves? I'd buy that.
 
2022-08-14 12:27:10 AM  
I get the feeling this season will expose Pete Caroll
 
2022-08-14 12:40:51 AM  
Chiefs: Mahomes has to cover for the defense... again.
 
2022-08-14 5:44:46 AM  

MBooda: The engineers behind the most successful era of Saints football, Sean Payton and Drew Brees, have both retired. In their place is longtime assistant Dennis Allen (8-28 as an NFL head coach) and Jameis Winston (is Jameis Winston). There will be three or four fun Taysom Hill gadget plays en route to eight or nine wins.

Eight or nine? Hey, let's not get too overconfident.


That team wins 5 tops. I love to see the Saints suffer.
 
2022-08-14 5:48:13 AM  

etoof: I get the feeling this season will expose Pete Caroll


That was already done the last 3 seasons in Seattle with an HOF QB, at USC and with the New England Patriots. They won 3 Superbowls right after he left. They beat him in one too because there was no farking way he was letting Lynch be MVP.
 
2022-08-14 11:00:51 AM  
 Detroit's fatal flaw is being owned by the Fords.
 
2022-08-14 1:35:36 PM  

Farkonaut: Detroit's fatal flaw is being owned by the Fords.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Displayed 20 of 20 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.