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(CBS News)   Let's see... run a red light (check), almost hit bikers (check), shoot at them when they chase you (check), ram a deputy's car (check), crash your BMW in a park (BINGO)   (cbsnews.com) divider line
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2022-08-13 6:42:26 PM  
Um, attempted murder?
Attempted murder of a police officer?
Vehicular assault?

What other charges are gonna come down the pipe this week? I hope he spends life in prison.
 
2022-08-13 9:08:11 PM  
I expect some more car chases apprehensions this month related to the tfg-scandal
 
2022-08-13 9:09:04 PM  
That's "friendly Minnesota" for you.

/Look out for the unfriendly parts.
 
2022-08-13 9:12:57 PM  
If BMWs could roll coal, that'd be like hitting the powerball.
 
2022-08-13 9:14:00 PM  
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2022-08-13 9:14:08 PM  
Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine - Waiting for Guffman Deleted Scene
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2022-08-13 9:17:21 PM  
Looks like he didn't make it to the gym on time.
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2022-08-13 9:20:04 PM  
Blaine? That's not a town. That's a major appliance!
 
2022-08-13 9:20:52 PM  
who has not wanted to shoot a motorcyclist from time to time
 
2022-08-13 9:22:16 PM  
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.
 
2022-08-13 9:26:01 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.


All the tools have moved on to Audis, sadly.
 
2022-08-13 9:27:31 PM  
Are we sure they weren't just filming another Transporter movie?
 
2022-08-13 9:31:26 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.


The last time I encountered a BMW, its driver proved you to be correct.
 
2022-08-13 9:34:05 PM  

puffy999: Um, attempted murder?
Attempted murder of a police officer?
Vehicular assault?

What other charges are gonna come down the pipe this week? I hope he spends life in prison.


Yeah, I wouldn't get your hopes up. That guy in NH who was high on fetanyl, heroin & cocaine *admitted* that he was at fault in killing 7 motorcyclists & walked away scot-free.  Guess we'll see if other states roll like NH 🤷
 
2022-08-13 9:34:23 PM  
Needs "fire hydrant turns into fountain" or "bursts into flames" for full comedic effect.
 
2022-08-13 9:34:45 PM  

some_beer_drinker: who has not wanted to shoot a motorcyclist from time to time


You misspelled BMW.
 
2022-08-13 9:35:14 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.


My husband drives a BMW.  He takes care of my disabled ass, rescues animals, and stands up for the women he works with when they get talked over, taken advantage of, or generally disrespected.

Here he is holding a wee foster puppy:

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2022-08-13 9:35:46 PM  
I'll assume this idiot is white since he's still alive.
 
2022-08-13 9:36:42 PM  
I was kind of on the fence even after the shots were fired. If he'd just stopped for the cops he could have admitted he made a traffic error but was afraid for his safety because the bikers had chased him down and were acting threateningly.

Given it's the north metro of Minneapolis he can still say he was even more afraid of the police. I don't think they've racked up this summer's stop resisting murder yet.
 
2022-08-13 9:37:46 PM  
Yeah so if someone nearly runs me over, and I see them then ram a cop car and crash, you're damn right I'm laughing my entire ass off.  Like, rolling around on the street scream-laughing.
 
2022-08-13 9:41:14 PM  

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Cool. Never saw that before. Now I understand why the audience applauds when Eugene Levy sings "Nothing Ever Happens On Mars".
 
2022-08-13 9:41:39 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.

My husband drives a BMW.  He takes care of my disabled ass, rescues animals, and stands up for the women he works with when they get talked over, taken advantage of, or generally disrespected.

Here he is holding a wee foster puppy:

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I drove a BMW for about 10 years for reasons. I got so many tickets I almost lost my license. I had never received a ticket before I drove a BMW.

I haven't received a ticket in the ten years I haven't been driving a BMW.

Driving a BMW brings out your asshole. They just go that fast.
 
2022-08-13 9:43:31 PM  
The only time I feel real fear riding my motorcycle is when I look in the mirror and see a BMW logo.  Every model has bad drivers, but BMW drivers are bad people.
 
2022-08-13 9:46:11 PM  
Cyclists and cops are fair game.   I was with this guy until I read "BMW".
 
2022-08-13 9:53:39 PM  

InfoFreako: The only time I feel real fear riding my motorcycle is when I look in the mirror and see a BMW logo.  Every model has bad drivers, but BMW drivers are bad people.


Last Sunday I went to town and a group of BMW riders were a few car lengths behind & then suddenly swarmed and passed cars on both the left & right 🤬. One cut directly in front of my Suburban and, of course, I would've been responsible if he braked suddenly & I drove up his ass! I've been riding close to 30 years and I HATE asshats like them who give all motorcyclists a bad name 😤
 
2022-08-13 9:58:39 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2022-08-13 9:59:00 PM  

InfoFreako: The only time I feel real fear riding my motorcycle is when I look in the mirror and see a BMW logo.  Every model has bad drivers, but BMW drivers are bad people.


I love that your post immediately appears below Sleeper_agent's post.
 
2022-08-13 9:59:11 PM  
What a jerk running a red light and ramming cops.
 
2022-08-13 9:59:19 PM  

Omnivorous: That's "friendly Minnesota" for you.

/Look out for the unfriendly parts.


1 in 10 Minnesotans are xenophobic jackasses... my ex-landlord cut me off in the first sentence I ever said to him, asked "where are you from?" I said "Well.. El Paso area, originally." He gave me the most twisted smile and said "I'm sorry... I'm from Minnesota!"

This is the guy who told me it was totally OK to hang out in the front yard with my cats... then wrote me up for having a cat off-leash. Actually left that conversation to go and write me up....That's the only Minnesota native I've ever really known. He left me wondering whether the entire State is full of stuck-up, lying sacks of shiat.
 
2022-08-13 10:00:29 PM  

almostsane: puffy999: Um, attempted murder?
Attempted murder of a police officer?
Vehicular assault?

What other charges are gonna come down the pipe this week? I hope he spends life in prison.

Yeah, I wouldn't get your hopes up. That guy in NH who was high on fetanyl, heroin & cocaine *admitted* that he was at fault in killing 7 motorcyclists & walked away scot-free.  Guess we'll see if other states roll like NH 🤷


Man, if you knew what you talking about you could be really effective in life.
 
2022-08-13 10:01:19 PM  

khitsicker: Are we sure they weren't just filming another Transporter movie?


I don't know which movie it was, but early in the movie, he was driving a 760 (a beast) then later in the movie he was driving a 730 (a car), and they shrugged it off like it was the same vehicle.
 
2022-08-13 10:01:54 PM  
Are the turn signals OK?

/still in new, never used condition
 
2022-08-13 10:04:38 PM  

LiberalConservative: InfoFreako: The only time I feel real fear riding my motorcycle is when I look in the mirror and see a BMW logo.  Every model has bad drivers, but BMW drivers are bad people.

I love that your post immediately appears below Sleeper_agent's post.


I had a coworker who used to drive a BMW. He basically said the same thing sleeper_agent did.
 
2022-08-13 10:17:38 PM  

Sleeper_agent: ViolentEastCoastCity: RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.

My husband drives a BMW.  He takes care of my disabled ass, rescues animals, and stands up for the women he works with when they get talked over, taken advantage of, or generally disrespected.

Here he is holding a wee foster puppy:

[Fark user image 425x668]

I drove a BMW for about 10 years for reasons. I got so many tickets I almost lost my license. I had never received a ticket before I drove a BMW.

I haven't received a ticket in the ten years I haven't been driving a BMW.

Driving a BMW brings out your asshole. They just go that fast.


Haha my husband drives like my farking grandma.

Ok not really but, yanno, "responsibly".  Pfft.
 
2022-08-13 10:17:39 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.

My husband drives a BMW.  He takes care of my disabled ass, rescues animals, and stands up for the women he works with when they get talked over, taken advantage of, or generally disrespected.

Here he is holding a wee foster puppy:

[Fark user image image 425x668]


Shoulda been a foster hedgehog.

/good on him for being a real mensch
 
2022-08-13 10:18:11 PM  

some_beer_drinker: who has not wanted to shoot a motorcyclist from time to time


Shoot a motorcyclist from time to time? Been done.
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2022-08-13 10:26:38 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.

My husband drives a BMW.  He takes care of my disabled ass, rescues animals, and stands up for the women he works with when they get talked over, taken advantage of, or generally disrespected.

Here he is holding a wee foster puppy:

[Fark user image image 425x668]


He's trying to atone for being an ahole.
 
2022-08-13 10:49:07 PM  
The Aristoheche!
 
2022-08-13 10:49:35 PM  
Why can't these people ever run into Trump supporting demonstrators? Do something GOOD for once!
 
2022-08-13 10:50:58 PM  

foo monkey: If BMWs could roll coal, that'd be like hitting the powerball.


Isn't there a mod for that? Can you not roll coal in a car?
 
2022-08-13 11:03:42 PM  

Kalashinator: ViolentEastCoastCity: RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.

My husband drives a BMW.  He takes care of my disabled ass, rescues animals, and stands up for the women he works with when they get talked over, taken advantage of, or generally disrespected.

Here he is holding a wee foster puppy:

[Fark user image image 425x668]

Shoulda been a foster hedgehog.

/good on him for being a real mensch


He's a great guy.  We won't hold the BMW thing against him.

He'd foster a hedgie if needed!
 
2022-08-13 11:05:17 PM  

casey17: foo monkey: If BMWs could roll coal, that'd be like hitting the powerball.

Isn't there a mod for that? Can you not roll coal in a car?


Gotta be diesel to do it 'properly'
 
2022-08-13 11:12:31 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Sleeper_agent: ViolentEastCoastCity: RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.

My husband drives a BMW.  He takes care of my disabled ass, rescues animals, and stands up for the women he works with when they get talked over, taken advantage of, or generally disrespected.

Here he is holding a wee foster puppy:

[Fark user image 425x668]

I drove a BMW for about 10 years for reasons. I got so many tickets I almost lost my license. I had never received a ticket before I drove a BMW.

I haven't received a ticket in the ten years I haven't been driving a BMW.

Driving a BMW brings out your asshole. They just go that fast.

Haha my husband drives like my farking grandma.

Ok not really but, yanno, "responsibly".  Pfft.


He must be great in bed.
 
hej
2022-08-13 11:13:58 PM  
shooting at motorcyclists is like a misdemeanor at worst.
 
2022-08-13 11:20:47 PM  

Zeroth Law: casey17: foo monkey: If BMWs could roll coal, that'd be like hitting the powerball.

Isn't there a mod for that? Can you not roll coal in a car?

Gotta be diesel to do it 'properly'


Ah - good to know.

You could do it in an old Mercedes then. That might be kinda funny.
 
2022-08-13 11:21:37 PM  
Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but
 
2022-08-13 11:22:57 PM  

Sleeper_agent: ViolentEastCoastCity: Sleeper_agent: ViolentEastCoastCity: RoyFokker'sGhost: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

I have yet to see evidence that disproves this joke.

My husband drives a BMW.  He takes care of my disabled ass, rescues animals, and stands up for the women he works with when they get talked over, taken advantage of, or generally disrespected.

Here he is holding a wee foster puppy:

[Fark user image 425x668]

I drove a BMW for about 10 years for reasons. I got so many tickets I almost lost my license. I had never received a ticket before I drove a BMW.

I haven't received a ticket in the ten years I haven't been driving a BMW.

Driving a BMW brings out your asshole. They just go that fast.

Haha my husband drives like my farking grandma.

Ok not really but, yanno, "responsibly".  Pfft.

He must be great in bed.


He totally is.  :)
 
2022-08-13 11:33:56 PM  

Another Government Employee: I'll assume this idiot is white since he's still alive.


Very white: 
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2022-08-13 11:47:40 PM  
a few years back i had a bmw biker slam pass me on the freeway in the middle of a traffic jam wearing the loudest red doc marten type boots. a few minutes later a mile further up the traffic jam there was a fireball and a small cloud of black smoke. bmw boy had rearended a car going so fast he flew over the top of the car, landing 200 feet in front of it, which he didnt survive. when i drove by all that was sticking out from under the blanket was those doc martens red clown boots. hate to see someone die but i laughed out loud, serves you right clownboy biker...
 
2022-08-14 12:01:01 AM  
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Because shooting at these guys is a good idea.
 
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