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(WINK Fort Myers)   It's Florida Follies time ... kidnap someone; beat him; rob him; and make him dance in a dress while you video the performance   (winknews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Assault, Collier County, Florida, Hendry County, Florida, Battery, Lee County, Florida, Palm Beach County, Florida, Glades County, Florida, Crime  
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2080 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2022 at 4:38 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-13 4:43:18 PM  
Video taping this crime spree was the best idea.jpg
 
2022-08-13 4:46:12 PM  
Kinky
 
2022-08-13 4:49:15 PM  
Blackmail fails when the victim decides they rather be embarrassed.
 
2022-08-13 4:49:15 PM  
What is the TikTok URL?
 
2022-08-13 4:50:30 PM  
Very poorly thought out and even more poorly executed blackmail plan.
 
2022-08-13 5:03:35 PM  
DeJesus accused him of stealing her money.

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2022-08-13 5:05:18 PM  

MrKevvy: DeJesus accused him of stealing her money.

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? This isn't funny if you actually pronounce shiat correctly.  Jfc.
 
2022-08-13 5:08:54 PM  

waxbeans: Blackmail fails when the victim decides they rather be embarrassed.


This. It'll be interesting to find out what all this was actually about...
 
2022-08-13 5:10:03 PM  
This is obviously propaganda to taint the Noble and Proud South Americans.

/ Did you know the chicks draw their eyebrows on with Sharpies?
 
2022-08-13 5:12:33 PM  

Somaticasual: waxbeans: Blackmail fails when the victim decides they rather be embarrassed.

This. It'll be interesting to find out what all this was actually about...


Definitely
 
2022-08-13 5:16:11 PM  
Darn it! I was hoping for a trump black mail tape!
 
2022-08-13 5:23:22 PM  
I usually have to pay people to do that to me.
 
2022-08-13 5:37:07 PM  
The important question is, did he get to pick the dress and the dance?
 
2022-08-13 5:40:15 PM  
Inside the home, he was pistol-whipped and a woman cut his face with a knife, he said. He said he was forced to wear a woman's dress, and made to dance, all while filming it, according to the arrest report.

I'm just thrilled that David Lynch is working again.
 
2022-08-13 5:48:45 PM  

waxbeans: MrKevvy: DeJesus accused him of stealing her money.

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? This isn't funny if you actually pronounce shiat correctly.  Jfc.


Shrug, the most proliferate user of that only spoke Spanish for the first 28 years of his life - he thinks it's friggin' hilarious - he'll use it wherever there's even a halfass excuse to do so.  Everybody's different
 
2022-08-13 5:49:37 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: waxbeans: MrKevvy: DeJesus accused him of stealing her money.

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? This isn't funny if you actually pronounce shiat correctly.  Jfc.

Shrug, the most proliferate user of that only spoke Spanish for the first 28 years of his life - he thinks it's friggin' hilarious - he'll use it wherever there's even a halfass excuse to do so.  Everybody's different


Heh - oops - meant to be "the most proliferate user of that that I know."

/although he may be world class for all I know
//he pretty much beats it to death
///so he's a contender
 
2022-08-13 5:52:32 PM  

Naido: I'm just thrilled that David Lynch is working again.


That's HOTY material right there.

Well done!
 
2022-08-13 5:55:04 PM  
They look like a fun group.

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2022-08-13 6:06:39 PM  
Was this after they dug up General Cornrow Wallace?
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2022-08-13 6:12:11 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: waxbeans: MrKevvy: DeJesus accused him of stealing her money.

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? This isn't funny if you actually pronounce shiat correctly.  Jfc.

Shrug, the most proliferate user of that only spoke Spanish for the first 28 years of his life - he thinks it's friggin' hilarious - he'll use it wherever there's even a halfass excuse to do so.  Everybody's different


Odd.
DeJesus = Of Jesus.

In the movie the line is: Don't mess with The Jesus.

So. For that to be correct,
We'd be looking for La. LaJesus.

La = The. De = Of.

The joke only works if you are making fun of how it's said VS what is said.

So, it's making fun of what one's ear hears and not what someone said.

I don't know if I like making fun of other's manner of pronouncing of words.

But that's just me I got made fun of.

So people are privileged and others accept being made fun of. I'm not any of those two types.
 
2022-08-13 6:12:33 PM  

alice_600: Darn it! I was hoping for a trump black mail tape!


Don't you have a restaurant to run, back to work Alice
 
2022-08-13 6:18:39 PM  

blondambition: They look like a fun group.

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The ugly is strong in them.
 
2022-08-13 6:30:41 PM  

waxbeans: MrKevvy: DeJesus accused him of stealing her money.

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? This isn't funny if you actually pronounce shiat correctly.  Jfc.


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2022-08-13 6:51:51 PM  

waxbeans: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: waxbeans: MrKevvy: DeJesus accused him of stealing her money.

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? This isn't funny if you actually pronounce shiat correctly.  Jfc.

Shrug, the most proliferate user of that only spoke Spanish for the first 28 years of his life - he thinks it's friggin' hilarious - he'll use it wherever there's even a halfass excuse to do so.  Everybody's different

Odd.
DeJesus = Of Jesus.

In the movie the line is: Don't mess with The Jesus.

So. For that to be correct,
We'd be looking for La. LaJesus.

La = The. De = Of.

The joke only works if you are making fun of how it's said VS what is said.

So, it's making fun of what one's ear hears and not what someone said.

I don't know if I like making fun of other's manner of pronouncing of words.

But that's just me I got made fun of.

So people are privileged and others accept being made fun of. I'm not any of those two types.


Like so many other shiat people find funny, it doesn't have to make sense.  My guess would be he simultaneously likes the original joke and is laughing cause people that can't get it right so double-win, but that is speculation
 
2022-08-13 7:13:22 PM  
Damn, I wonder why the victim left a romantic relationship with DeJesus after only a couple of months. She seems like such a nice forgiving soul.

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This wasn't blackmail, this was revenge. The victim's lucky he escaped before it became an honour killing.
 
2022-08-13 7:26:04 PM  
I've worn a dress a handful of times and I'm a good dancer, so this doesn't sound too bad aside from the kidnapping, beating and robbery.
 
2022-08-14 2:17:39 AM  
you couldn't... not film that though
 
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