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(Denver Post)   911 call from neighbors of the Boeberts. It goes about like how you'd expect. Complete with nothing to see here, move along   (denverpost.com) divider line
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6959 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Aug 2022 at 10:38 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-13 8:17:50 AM  
They seem nice.
 
2022-08-13 8:22:16 AM  
But 911 calls from the incident, obtained by The Denver Post, show just how upset and nervous the neighbors were over their run-in with Boebert's husband, Jayson Boebert.

That's "convicted sexual predator Jayson Boebert", Denver Post. Back in his 20s while on a date with his underage girlfriend, Lauren, who he got pregnant around her 18th bday and then physically assaulted, Jayson showed to penis to some other underage girls.
 
2022-08-13 8:34:39 AM  
Dumb neighbors, take out your phones and video it --- and not vertical!
 
2022-08-13 8:37:42 AM  
Isn't destroying a mailbox a federal felony?
 
2022-08-13 8:38:55 AM  
MAGAt family values.

//Worst Addams Family parody ever
 
2022-08-13 8:44:27 AM  
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Definitely getting Ruby Ridge vibes on this one.
 
2022-08-13 9:02:15 AM  

question_dj: Isn't destroying a mailbox a federal felony?


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2022-08-13 9:35:39 AM  
Trailer trash.
 
2022-08-13 9:41:44 AM  
Jayson Boebert did not respond to a message seeking comment

Anyone who spells their name "Jayson" needs to be arrested and held indefinitely.
 
2022-08-13 9:47:57 AM  
That's exactly as worthless drunken white trash as I expected.

Those people would and should be living in a farking trailer park - if it wasn't for latching onto the right wing grift machine of terrorist loving traitors.
 
2022-08-13 9:48:22 AM  
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2022-08-13 9:49:27 AM  
Ahh, yes, it's very illegal to destroy a mailbox why do the cops not want to enforce the law?

https://www.uspis.gov/news/scam-article/mailbox-vandalism
 
2022-08-13 10:07:25 AM  
She's trailer trash. Always has been.
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2022-08-13 10:10:29 AM  
Send in Rand Paul's neighbour to protect them.
 
2022-08-13 10:32:34 AM  

edmo: Trailer trash.


Revving shillbillies
 
2022-08-13 10:39:50 AM  

Walker: Jayson Boebert did not respond to a message seeking comment

Anyone who spells their name "Jayson" needs to be arrested and held indefinitely.


And these are the same folks who attack black people for going with a different spelling on their names.
 
2022-08-13 10:40:41 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image image 425x318]

Definitely getting Ruby Ridge vibes on this one.


Little Hitlers: A Christmas Story
 
2022-08-13 10:41:04 AM  
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2022-08-13 10:41:10 AM  

Private_Citizen: She's trailer trash. Always has been.
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2022-08-13 10:41:39 AM  

Private_Citizen: She's trailer trash. Always has been.
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Despite the plethora of grammatical errors, this is spot on.
 
2022-08-13 10:42:03 AM  
Oh look! It's Sarah Palin's family all over again!
 
2022-08-13 10:44:17 AM  
This story. The story about Alex Jones and the nudes. Everything Ted Cruz does.

These are just the worst farking people. Awful, trashy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, mean little shiathouse rats.
 
2022-08-13 10:44:39 AM  
I keep hitting a paywall, but it sounds about what you would expect from the Boeberts from what I can piece together.

The biggest problem with the Boeberts is their horribleness is their whole appeal. Being awful is the point and what endears them to people who support them. Upsetting decent people is the goal.

How farked up is that?
 
2022-08-13 10:44:57 AM  
Eventually deputies arrived and Sheriff Lou Vallario previously told The Post that everybody had "agreed to work it out as neighbors. No charges. No further action."

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2022-08-13 10:46:26 AM  
Does Colorado have stand your ground laws?

Because that would solve this right quick.
 
2022-08-13 10:47:46 AM  
I didn't get to read the article but I did find out that the Denver Post is having an end-of-summer sale.

I think I"m going to retire from the internet pretty soon.
 
2022-08-13 10:48:27 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image 425x318]

Definitely getting Ruby Ridge vibes on this one.


The oldest one definitely has a mass shooter vibe about him, right down to blowing off trigger safety.
 
2022-08-13 10:49:36 AM  

towatchoverme: This story. The story about Alex Jones and the nudes. Everything Ted Cruz does.

These are just the worst farking people. Awful, trashy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, mean little shiathouse rats.


And the temptation might be to say "Well they are just representing their constituents. They're the same people." But that's not true either. Even out in the boonies most people are not acting as trashy as this. This is the kind of thing that gets all the neighbors talking about you behind your back because they can't believe what assholes you are. These people are the result of a broken system that rewards grifters over sane and normal people.
 
2022-08-13 10:50:23 AM  
So Mr. BoeBoe is nuts too?

Are we supposed to be shocked?
 
2022-08-13 10:51:13 AM  
Don't biatch about "trailer trash". Poor people gotta live somewhere.

Don't whine about "white trash", either. It's backhanded racism to imply that some white folks are different and inferior...like you know who.

They're just "trash".
 
2022-08-13 10:52:36 AM  

Kris_Romm: So Mr. BoeBoe is nuts too?

Are we supposed to be shocked?


It's likely he groomed her into nuts.


/phrasing
 
2022-08-13 10:53:00 AM  
Sounds like some misbehaving children who need all of their toys taken away.

American Taliban redneck trash.
 
2022-08-13 10:54:09 AM  

weddingsinger: But 911 calls from the incident, obtained by The Denver Post, show just how upset and nervous the neighbors were over their run-in with Boebert's husband, Jayson Boebert.

That's "convicted sexual predator Jayson Boebert", Denver Post. Back in his 20s while on a date with his underage girlfriend, Lauren, who he got pregnant around her 18th bday and then physically assaulted, Jayson showed to penis to some other underage girls.


she hit him back. she has her OWN domestic violence charge for "hitting, scratching, biting, and spitting" on her beloved willy-wagger hubby.

and when he knocked her up at 17 he was like 25.

and they've had charges for setting big aggressive dogs on neighbors before.

and she keeps loaded guns all over a home full of 4 boys under age 18.

and her unpermitted spoiled pork sliders gave her whole town bloody diarrhea.

and she tussled with the cops over some underaged kids hoisting brews at a different country music fest. because the kids were her restaurant employees. her armed, drunk, underage employees.....

it's kinds IMPRESSIVE how trashy she is.
 
2022-08-13 10:54:12 AM  
"It's Lauren Boebert's jackass husband, Jayson Boebert."

Bah gawd, King, that's hee-haw music!
 
2022-08-13 10:54:45 AM  
"He's going like 50 miles an hour and this is a residential lane, there's kids," one neighbor, told 911 dispatchers, according to the audio. "We tried to stop him and he'd just freakin' cuss at us and just left."

That neighbor could not immediately be reached for comment, but she was so flustered that she had a difficult time recalling her own phone number when asked by the dispatcher.

"It's the Boeberts, if you know who the Boeberts are," she said. "I need the sheriff out here."
"Our wonderful congresswoman," someone else said in the background.

By the time the second neighbor called 911, deputies hadn't yet arrived. During that call, Jayson Boebert reportedly began to run the second neighbor's mailbox over in a truck.

"There's about to be some s- going down here," the second neighbor told dispatchers. "It's Lauren Boebert's jackass husband, Jayson Boebert."

During the call the second neighbor can be heard yelling at Jayson Boebert.

"Stop, you jackass! Get the f- out of here," he yelled. "Come on, man. What are you doing? What did we do wrong?"


There is absolutely nothing here that's surprising. Including the fact that in the end the cops did nothing.
 
2022-08-13 10:56:02 AM  
Sounds like the Palin's found a new reality show partner.
 
2022-08-13 10:56:12 AM  
i forgot one "fun fact" son #3 was delivered by the willy-wagger hubby in the cab of her F-250. because despite having given birth twices already she's too dumb to time the intervals of her contractions. so kiddo got birthed on the side of the road, in a town named Silt.......
 
2022-08-13 10:58:14 AM  

weddingsinger: But 911 calls from the incident, obtained by The Denver Post, show just how upset and nervous the neighbors were over their run-in with Boebert's husband, Jayson Boebert.

That's "convicted sexual predator Jayson Boebert", Denver Post. Back in his 20s while on a date with his underage girlfriend, Lauren, who he got pregnant around her 18th bday and then physically assaulted, Jayson showed to penis to some other underage girls.


You forgot that they were unimpressed and that the defense was that it was "his thumb" which makes his pedophilia laughably sad.

/seems like rapepublicans are all hung like mice
//also explains why they are ammosexuals
 
2022-08-13 10:58:50 AM  
Lauren Boebert makes the Palin family look classy.
 
2022-08-13 10:59:49 AM  

strongly worded letter: Walker: Jayson Boebert did not respond to a message seeking comment

Anyone who spells their name "Jayson" needs to be arrested and held indefinitely.

And these are the same folks who attack black people for going with a different spelling on their names.


My brother's name is Jayson.   He's the first son of Jay.  Yes. Mom let him do that.   Also, three sisters:  All of their names start with the letter 'G'.   I have a feeling dad did this while mom was still jacked on painkillers.
 
2022-08-13 10:59:52 AM  
Sounds like a usual weekend for Lauren and her pedophile husband that exposes himself to children.
 
2022-08-13 10:59:57 AM  
Sarah Palin must be mega pissed someone younger and (ostensibly) more attractive stole her whole schtick including the shiatty husband and clown car brood
 
2022-08-13 11:01:30 AM  

luna1580: i forgot one "fun fact" son #3 was delivered by the willy-wagger hubby in the cab of her F-250. because despite having given birth twices already she's too dumb to time the intervals of her contractions. so kiddo got birthed on the side of the road, in a town named Silt.......


Sounds like the perfect person to champion all the broodmare laws.

Jayson probably has a box of birthin' gloves under the seat.
 
2022-08-13 11:02:09 AM  

question_dj: Isn't destroying a mailbox a federal felony?


What's the statute of limitations on that?

/ Asking for a few friends with access to decommissioned bowling alley bowling balls and lots of Bud Dry
 
2022-08-13 11:02:31 AM  

luna1580: i forgot one "fun fact" son #3 was delivered by the willy-wagger hubby in the cab of her F-250. because despite having given birth twices already she's too dumb to time the intervals of her contractions. so kiddo got birthed on the side of the road, in a town named Silt.......


OK, Silt is now one of my favorite rural town names. It ranks right up there with Muddy, a town along the Big Muddy river in IL that I used to live near.
 
2022-08-13 11:02:50 AM  

Kris_Romm: Private_Citizen: She's trailer trash. Always has been.
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I'm not saying she's been one, and we don't want to shame sex workers anyway, but why was CRAIYON so easily able to make this image when it has trouble with so many others?  😄

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Not familiar with the underlying algorithm, but from my experience with other datascience stuff: it's because it uses existing images as training to create new ones (and associates written words with images).  Normally the things people post here are asking it to combine things that are fairly dissimilar or hyper specific, so you get weird warping where it's trying to combine those concepts and hasn't been trained sufficiently to draw (literally and figuratively) hard boundaries between them.  Here you're basically saying draw a person that looks like another [type of] person.  So all it's really having trouble with is discerning from it's training data what "prostitute" really looks like and how to map those visual features onto a generated image of Boebert.

Out of curiosity, if you ask it to draw just a single concept what is the output.  Like if you give it the input "Lauren Boebert" does it still produce wonky looking images (like more than she looks like normally).
 
2022-08-13 11:03:36 AM  
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Dad's drunk and we're waiting for him to wake up. Get your guns, boys.
 
2022-08-13 11:04:54 AM  
"We tried to stop him and he'd just freakin' cuss at us and just left."

They're kids are like the kids from Talledaga Nights, i guarantee it..

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2022-08-13 11:05:06 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image image 425x318]

Definitely getting Ruby Ridge vibes on this one.


you represent colorado and your kids wear packer and raider gear?

i'm sorry, garbagina, but you'll need to defile the govt as a rep from a different state.
 
2022-08-13 11:05:36 AM  

RasIanI: "We tried to stop him and he'd just freakin' cuss at us and just left."

They're kids are like the kids from Talledaga Nights, i guarantee it..

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*Their kids

/g*dammit
 
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