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(Food and Wine)   Crab. Whiskey. Crab. Whiskey. Crab. Whiskey   (foodandwine.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Blue crab, Portunidae, Crab Trapper, green crab-flavored whiskey, Portunoidea, Distillation, Animal, New Hampshire's Tamworth Distilling  
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564 clicks; posted to Food » on 13 Aug 2022 at 7:45 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-13 7:59:20 AM  
South Park: Crab People
Youtube vz7j9czHqFE


the actual song and crab makeover isn't on youtube, it's here:

https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/q013ll/south-park-crab-makeover
 
2022-08-13 8:07:42 AM  

luna1580: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/vz7j9czHqFE]

the actual song and crab makeover isn't on youtube, it's here:

https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/q013ll/south-park-crab-makeover


came for this, leaving a Marylander.
 
2022-08-13 11:41:06 AM  
Crab whiskey, meet salmon vodka.

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2022-08-13 12:23:52 PM  

The_Sponge: Crab whiskey, meet salmon vodka.

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I think I just threw up a little.
 
2022-08-13 12:45:53 PM  
I drank too much whisky once and got crabs.
 
2022-08-13 1:21:55 PM  

The_Sponge: Crab whiskey, meet salmon vodka.

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i've heard of using a shot of vodak in your gravlax curing process. using a slab of smoked salmon in your vodak infusion process seems ill-advised, however.

but maybe it makes a wonderful bloody mary? seems useless for anything else other than daring drunk friends to take shots of it.
 
2022-08-13 2:28:57 PM  

The_Sponge: Crab whiskey, meet salmon vodka.

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Meet pechuga mezcal distilled with a raw turkey or chicken breast hanging inside the still.
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2022-08-13 3:09:34 PM  

eyeq360: The_Sponge: Crab whiskey, meet salmon vodka.

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Meet pechuga mezcal distilled with a raw turkey or chicken breast hanging inside the still.
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Wait... what? It's salmonella juice?!
 
2022-08-13 8:06:18 PM  
Chef Cooks Invasive Species, Maine Green Crabs
Youtube hYdVni_NkqU
 
2022-08-13 8:49:01 PM  
With beer chaser maybe 
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2022-08-14 4:39:53 AM  
Do you have Mountain Dew?
 
2022-08-14 11:28:19 AM  
If this is anything liek "Rock Paper Scissors" I'd say

/whiskey wins
 
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