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(Twitter)   This hour's excuse: the General Service Administration packed up all the boxes and sent them to Florida during the presidential transition. That is according to a very close source to TFG by the name of David Dennison   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-08-13 12:49:34 AM  
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2022-08-13 12:54:44 AM  
Very true indeed.

Everywhere on Twitter all people could talk about is how the GSA did this.

In fact, while grocery shopping many people were talking about how the General Service Administration screwed Trump over by packing up this information.

In fact, a big, bury butcher was talking to me with tears in his eyes how the General Service Administration packed up these documents and couldn't believe how it got Trump in so much trouble. He was so distraught over the General Service Administration he couldn't finish cutting my meat.
 
2022-08-13 12:59:01 AM  
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2022-08-13 12:59:03 AM  
Trump was asked to return the documents not once, not twice, but thrice.
"Oops" doesn't hold up as an excuse.
 
2022-08-13 1:03:07 AM  
Let's see, you're looking through some unexpected boxes that arrived and you spot some nuclear secrets, do you report it and start yelling at people for being so insanely incompetent as to make that mistake or do you tell no one and squirrel away those secret documents in a lame hotel room "safe" for over a year? Which one of those choices would be the least likely to lead to a criminal investigation? You've kind of got to make a big boy decision here, because there will be big boy consequences if you choose poorly, which TFG did.
 
2022-08-13 1:04:02 AM  
Call me crazy but I expect the President of the United States to be a bit more responsible than GSA goons.
 
2022-08-13 1:04:39 AM  
Then they'll say, "GSA?  We meant the Girl Scouts of America.  This whole thing was a PR stunt that went awry because kids are stupid."  😏
 
2022-08-13 1:09:46 AM  

Circle Girl: Then they'll say, "GSA?  We meant the Girl Scouts of America.  This whole thing was a PR stunt that went awry because kids are stupid."  😏


He had the cookie recipe?
 
2022-08-13 1:15:19 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Circle Girl: Then they'll say, "GSA?  We meant the Girl Scouts of America.  This whole thing was a PR stunt that went awry because kids are stupid."  😏

He had the cookie recipe?


That'll be prison time, if he's lucky. Those Girl Scouts don't mess around when it comes to protecting their cookies.

/What do you mean, phrasing?
//Have a seat over there?
///I want some mo' Samoas!
 
2022-08-13 1:29:27 AM  
Repeat after me, kids: "IT'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE'S FAULT!"
 
2022-08-13 1:31:18 AM  
I'm going to wait for Monday's excuse.
 
2022-08-13 2:06:28 AM  
This is true. He found the documents in his personal safe strange whenever he was moving around his Britney Spears and Kristen Stewart dolls.
 
2022-08-13 2:10:39 AM  
"If that's true"

It's not.
 
2022-08-13 2:15:31 AM  
Waaaaaank wank wank waaaank
 
2022-08-13 2:17:34 AM  
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2022-08-13 2:17:50 AM  
WANK
 
2022-08-13 3:12:08 AM  
The GSA moved the documents that were declassified anyway, but securely stored behind a second lock, that the FBI planted, that the government could have had back if they had just asked?

/And I'm pretty sure I missed a few lies in that summary.
 
2022-08-13 3:43:37 AM  

Sgygus: Trump was asked to return the documents not once, not twice, but thrice.
"Oops" doesn't hold up as an excuse.


Oops!
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2022-08-13 4:46:47 AM  
Problem is that no one person should have had access to all the information in many of those "boxes" mate.

So uh, you're admitting this is one of the worst breaches in modern history.
 
2022-08-13 4:49:39 AM  
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2022-08-13 4:52:13 AM  
They pick out a (probably imitation) leather bound box for the really juicy documents?
 
2022-08-13 4:52:58 AM  
So they were there & the FBI didn't plant them after all? I thought FBI agents were wearing backpacks and brought the documents in.
 
2022-08-13 4:54:33 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: So they were there & the FBI didn't plant them after all? I thought FBI agents were wearing backpacks and brought the documents in.


John Barron planted them.
 
2022-08-13 4:55:11 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: So they were there & the FBI didn't plant them after all? I thought FBI agents were wearing backpacks and brought the documents in.


That's gonna be tough to prove since the feds already subpoenaed the surveillance video from Mar A Lardo to prove nothing was planted.
 
2022-08-13 4:56:37 AM  
The guy that tweeted this was a finalist to become Donnie One Term's press secretary. Donnie himself felt Walleye Sanders was a more convincing liar.
 
2022-08-13 4:56:38 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: So they were there & the FBI didn't plant them after all? I thought FBI agents were wearing backpacks and brought the documents in.


Listen, it doesn't matter if the story is consistent or makes any sort of sense. All that matters is that it wasn't Trump's fault that he stole incredibly sensitive documents and refused to return them.

/How long d'you think we get official confirmation that he sold shiat to the Saudis, Putin and whichever other murderous asshole Trump has debts with?
 
2022-08-13 4:58:10 AM  
So the documents that you claim you didn't know about....Then knew about, and magic wand de-classified..
were "Accidentally * " (* this would mean without your knowledge) packed up by the GSA movers and
brought to Florida and stashed away by someone..

So we're back to "I didn't know I had them" excuse...So a slightly different set of lies...

This is part of the smokescreen of bullshat defense that we have seen so often..
Throw as many possible scenarios, no matter how implausible, at the situation and claim them all to be
true..
 
2022-08-13 5:03:06 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: So the documents that you claim you didn't know about....Then knew about, and magic wand de-classified..
were "Accidentally * " (* this would mean without your knowledge) packed up by the GSA movers and
brought to Florida and stashed away by someone..

So we're back to "I didn't know I had them" excuse...So a slightly different set of lies...

This is part of the smokescreen of bullshat defense that we have seen so often..
Throw as many possible scenarios, no matter how implausible, at the situation and claim them all to be
true..


It's not a strategy. They don't know how to spin this.

And now that the FBI is checking for fingerprints on the Top Secret/"Take This Out of the Room Where You Found it and Get a Bullet" documents, Hannity and Tucker may be sidelined for a while, on the advice of their lawyers.
 
2022-08-13 5:06:19 AM  
The boxes the FBI planted that TFG himself declassified and took home with him because he wanted to be a nuclear physicist?
 
2022-08-13 5:12:05 AM  
So many people are about to go under the bus for Trump.  It's not going to work, but that's never stopped Mango Mussolini before.
 
2022-08-13 5:17:55 AM  
This lie doesn't help his case at all. Their admitting that Donnie was in possession of the documents. It's his responsibility to ensure that some unknow person (aka "some guy" from the GSA) didn't have access to them.

As far as the Espionage Act, I think it looks like this:

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2022-08-13 5:20:07 AM  

NateAsbestos: Call me crazy but I expect the President of the United States to be a bit more responsible than GSA goons.


GSA goons?  The guys that actually do the nuts and bolts operation of the entire government operation.  Y'know for better or worse if the GSA touched those documents there's paperwork.  The bureaucracy runs on it.  So, show us the specific work-order because if the GSA is responsible, it's documented...in triplicate.
 
2022-08-13 5:20:34 AM  
Because the GSA hires day laborers from in front of Home Depot who don't know about all that fancy classification stuff?
 
2022-08-13 5:21:46 AM  

Glitchwerks: So many people are about to go under the bus for Trump.  It's not going to work, but that's never stopped Mango Mussolini before.


His Hail Mary will be saying Jared snuck the documents out in a plan with Michael Flynn to sell them to the Saudis.

He doesn't like the guy that married the woman for whom he has a disturbingly unhealthy fixation with. He'd sell Jared out in a heartbeat.
 
2022-08-13 5:23:48 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Burn_The_Plows: So they were there & the FBI didn't plant them after all? I thought FBI agents were wearing backpacks and brought the documents in.

John Barron planted them.


No, it was Jack Barron, the talk show host.
 
2022-08-13 5:24:22 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: So the documents that you claim you didn't know about....Then knew about, and magic wand de-classified..
were "Accidentally * " (* this would mean without your knowledge) packed up by the GSA movers and
brought to Florida and stashed away by someone..

So we're back to "I didn't know I had them" excuse...So a slightly different set of lies...

This is part of the smokescreen of bullshat defense that we have seen so often..
Throw as many possible scenarios, no matter how implausible, at the situation and claim them all to be
true..


All of these excuses, if traceable back to Trump, pretty much put paid to a defense of lack of mens rea.
 
2022-08-13 5:24:44 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Circle Girl: Then they'll say, "GSA?  We meant the Girl Scouts of America.  This whole thing was a PR stunt that went awry because kids are stupid."  😏

He had the cookie recipe?


Corn syrup plus other off the shelf ingredients? Hate to break it to you. But Girl Scout Cookies are just crap. Like all kid exploitation products.
 
2022-08-13 5:29:47 AM  

NotCodger: "If that's true"

It's not.


And the author should be disregarded entirely for their gullibility.
 
2022-08-13 5:33:25 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Ass_Master_Flash: Circle Girl: Then they'll say, "GSA?  We meant the Girl Scouts of America.  This whole thing was a PR stunt that went awry because kids are stupid."  😏

He had the cookie recipe?

Corn syrup plus other off the shelf ingredients? Hate to break it to you. But Girl Scout Cookies are just crap. Like all kid exploitation products.


They have to get rid of the kids that are too ugly for the pizza parlor basements somehow..
 
2022-08-13 5:34:47 AM  

enry: The boxes the FBI planted that TFG himself declassified and took home with him because he wanted to be a nuclear physicist?


Of course! He inherited all his science smarts from his uncle. Sheesh, you obviously know nothing about genetics.
 
2022-08-13 5:38:14 AM  

Mike_1962: Mr. Shabooboo: So the documents that you claim you didn't know about....Then knew about, and magic wand de-classified..
were "Accidentally * " (* this would mean without your knowledge) packed up by the GSA movers and
brought to Florida and stashed away by someone..

So we're back to "I didn't know I had them" excuse...So a slightly different set of lies...

This is part of the smokescreen of bullshat defense that we have seen so often..
Throw as many possible scenarios, no matter how implausible, at the situation and claim them all to be
true..

All of these excuses, if traceable back to Trump, pretty much put paid to a defense of lack of mens rea.


"I didn't know I couldn't take those documents" doesn't really fly when the documents are clearly marked as such.

That's like claiming you didn't know you couldn't park in a handicapped spot that says "Handicapped Parking Only."
 
2022-08-13 5:41:56 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Circle Girl: Then they'll say, "GSA?  We meant the Girl Scouts of America.  This whole thing was a PR stunt that went awry because kids are stupid."  😏

He had the cookie recipe?


Don't Fark with thin mint.
 
2022-08-13 5:42:50 AM  
Yes, clearly it is a conspiracy of literally everybody on the entire farking planet to "get" Dump.

These godforsaken farking morons will believe literally anything but the plain, simple truth that's punching them in the face: he is extremely guilty. Of treason. And should hang.

/Because they would sooner murder Democracy itself than admit they were wrong
 
2022-08-13 5:43:39 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Ass_Master_Flash: Circle Girl: Then they'll say, "GSA?  We meant the Girl Scouts of America.  This whole thing was a PR stunt that went awry because kids are stupid."  😏

He had the cookie recipe?

Corn syrup plus other off the shelf ingredients? Hate to break it to you. But Girl Scout Cookies are just crap. Like all kid exploitation products.


Girl Scouts have contracts with other cookie makers, mostly Keebler. I just buy the $2 package of Grasshoppers whenever I need to bury my anxiety with cookies.

But I don't think TFG will jump on this GSA excuse, because it makes him seem less like a commanding leader who would never get caught mishandling documents and more like a forgetful old man who randomly asks why he doesn't get to fly in AF1 anymore.
 
2022-08-13 5:45:02 AM  
Unrelated thing:  Did anyone watch Hannity or Carlson tonight?  Or are watching the generally "accepted" right wing boards?  How are they doing?  I'm surprised we haven't gotten a crazy right wing green light yet.
 
2022-08-13 5:48:55 AM  

ProdigalSigh: Unrelated thing:  Did anyone watch Hannity or Carlson tonight?  Or are watching the generally "accepted" right wing boards?  How are they doing?  I'm surprised we haven't gotten a crazy right wing green light yet.


Tucker's been off all week on a sudden, unannounced "vacation."

Translation: He and his lawyer are trying to figure out the depth of shiat he's in over his daily texts to Alex Jones.
 
2022-08-13 5:50:08 AM  
Ahhh, they're backstabbing GSA, run by that coont holding off on the transition sign off. Enjoy the bus wheels, biatch
 
2022-08-13 5:55:44 AM  
Nuclear weapons?

I doubt Trump has any grasp of nuclear weapons and can't see  why he would want to posses specific info about them.

Except maybe the documents are about Israeli nuclear weapons which officially don't exist.

The Saudis or other Gulf States would probably pay good money for secret US intelligence intelligence on them.

Such intelligence is probably so classified that even its existence is highly classified.
 
2022-08-13 5:56:32 AM  

Mike_1962: NateAsbestos: Call me crazy but I expect the President of the United States to be a bit more responsible than GSA goons.

GSA goons?  The guys that actually do the nuts and bolts operation of the entire government operation.  Y'know for better or worse if the GSA touched those documents there's paperwork.  The bureaucracy runs on it.  So, show us the specific work-order because if the GSA is responsible, it's documented...in triplicate.


Right. I just mean that a real leader would take responsibility for them, even if it was somehow an innocent mistake on the GSA's part*

/* - it wasn't
 
2022-08-13 5:57:20 AM  

stoli n coke: ProdigalSigh: Unrelated thing:  Did anyone watch Hannity or Carlson tonight?  Or are watching the generally "accepted" right wing boards?  How are they doing?  I'm surprised we haven't gotten a crazy right wing green light yet.

Tucker's been off all week on a sudden, unannounced "vacation."

Translation: He and his lawyer are trying to figure out the depth of shiat he's in over his daily texts to Alex Jones.


Fair enough, but I'm wondering what the general response has been across the right.  Ignore it;  He "declassified" everything; Hillary; Obama; No one cares; it's a setup?

I don't want to go to those sites, and usually we get a link or two from at least Fox News showing what their take is... and I'm not seeing much yet.
 
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