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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Man arrested for stealing only Axe body sprays, perhaps to cover the stench of his crimes   (local21news.com) divider line
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firesign [BareFark]
2022-08-13 6:10:40 AM  
19 votes:
High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"
 
MythDragon
2022-08-13 7:57:33 AM  
11 votes:
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Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-08-13 5:49:08 AM  
6 votes:
Is that really a crime or is it a public service?
 
DRTFA
2022-08-13 7:41:57 AM  
2 votes:

firesign: High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"


When our son was a preteen we hosted a bunch of his male friends. They were getting ready to go out and one of them said he didn't need to shower because "I used Axe, and chicks dig it." My wife explained that he was wrong on both counts.
 
groppet
2022-08-13 7:52:25 AM  
1 vote:
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These two needed it for their new body spray/energy drink combo
 
EddieMoscone
2022-08-13 2:33:08 PM  
1 vote:
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