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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Man arrested for stealing only Axe body sprays, perhaps to cover the stench of his crimes   (local21news.com) divider line
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1233 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2022 at 5:45 AM (32 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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DRTFA
2022-08-13 7:41:57 AM  
9 votes:

firesign: High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"


When our son was a preteen we hosted a bunch of his male friends. They were getting ready to go out and one of them said he didn't need to shower because "I used Axe, and chicks dig it." My wife explained that he was wrong on both counts.
 
firesign [BareFark]
2022-08-13 6:10:40 AM  
3 votes:
High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"
 
Iowan73
2022-08-13 9:25:05 AM  
2 votes:

firesign: High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"


My wife is a high school teacher, and her office used to be across the hall from the gym. When boys opened the door to the locker room during football season, you would be hit with a cloud of a combination of the smell of sweaty football pads and Axe body spray. Awful.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-13 5:15:29 AM  
1 vote:
He at least smells better.
 
Jairzinho
2022-08-13 6:59:08 AM  
1 vote:
The worst crime here is the fact of someone possibly using Axe body spray.
 
Iowan73
2022-08-13 9:22:12 AM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: He at least smells better.


Does he?
 
Karma Chameleon
2022-08-13 10:57:55 AM  
1 vote:
If Axe was smart they would hire this guy for their ads. He looks exactly how people who use Axe look.
 
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