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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Man arrested for stealing only Axe body sprays, perhaps to cover the stench of his crimes   (local21news.com) divider line
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2022-08-13 5:15:29 AM  
He at least smells better.
 
2022-08-13 5:49:08 AM  
Is that really a crime or is it a public service?
 
2022-08-13 6:05:33 AM  
Headline says 'man'. Actions say 'teenager'.

why the f#ck does autocorrect try to make everything an auto plural s?
 
2022-08-13 6:10:40 AM  
High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"
 
2022-08-13 6:16:18 AM  

firesign: High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"


BWAHAHAHAHA!
 
2022-08-13 6:59:08 AM  
The worst crime here is the fact of someone possibly using Axe body spray.
 
2022-08-13 7:00:54 AM  
Pennsylvania is working HARD to replace Florida as the one state having it's own FARK tag.

/At this point even DeSantis is trying to help us pull ahead
 
2022-08-13 7:41:57 AM  

firesign: High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"


When our son was a preteen we hosted a bunch of his male friends. They were getting ready to go out and one of them said he didn't need to shower because "I used Axe, and chicks dig it." My wife explained that he was wrong on both counts.
 
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2022-08-13 7:45:15 AM  
The man was doing a public service by getting axe body spray off the shelves and they punish him?
 
2022-08-13 7:52:25 AM  
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These two needed it for their new body spray/energy drink combo
 
2022-08-13 7:57:33 AM  
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2022-08-13 8:04:29 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is that really a crime or is it a public service?


Depends on how much they put on.
 
2022-08-13 9:22:12 AM  

kdawg7736: He at least smells better.


Does he?
 
2022-08-13 9:25:05 AM  

firesign: High school teacher here.
Years ago, one of the kids in my homeroom had Axe in his backpack. The backpack fell off his desk and landed on the spray button, so the Axe spray just started going constantly.
All the girls in my homeroom reacted to the smell and ran out into the hallway.
I'm standing there looking at all the remaining boys, and just said "Well, the Axe went off, and now all the women have left. ...Did we learn something today?"


My wife is a high school teacher, and her office used to be across the hall from the gym. When boys opened the door to the locker room during football season, you would be hit with a cloud of a combination of the smell of sweaty football pads and Axe body spray. Awful.
 
2022-08-13 10:39:49 AM  
Huffing axe body spray is no way to go through life. Good way to get out of it though, carry on wayward son.
 
2022-08-13 10:57:55 AM  
If Axe was smart they would hire this guy for their ads. He looks exactly how people who use Axe look.
 
2022-08-13 11:42:45 AM  
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2022-08-13 11:55:51 AM  
Investigators have found lynx to British criminal organizations as well.
 
2022-08-13 12:16:01 PM  
Well he looks like a special sort of douche. And to get caught a third time for axe body spray and have that upgraded to a felony.... genius.
 
2022-08-13 2:33:08 PM  
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2022-08-13 6:04:10 PM  
The culprit smells like Axe. In my opinion, that's punishment enough, what more could the penal system do to him?
 
2022-08-13 11:08:42 PM  
I prefer solid deodorants.
 
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