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(Daily Kos)   The documents are so sensitive FBI agents will begin FINGER PRINTING each one to find out who actually touched it. I've got Kid Rock as my long shot   (dailykos.com) divider line
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2022-08-12 8:43:46 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:48:30 PM  
Do NOT test for bodily fluids!

/Ewwww
 
2022-08-12 8:49:24 PM  
OHSNAP!  I did not see that coming.
 
2022-08-12 8:52:27 PM  
Sorry.  All documents have WAYYYY too much special sauce on them.

Wait, wait, wait.  Not THAT special sauce!
 
2022-08-12 8:55:25 PM  
I thought Prince died, you're saying Trump was hiding him?
 
2022-08-12 8:57:01 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:59:32 PM  

Bootleg: I thought Prince died, you're saying Trump was hiding him?


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"I don't think so..."
 
2022-08-12 9:03:57 PM  
It's really easy.  The tiny prints belong to TFG.
 
2022-08-12 9:06:32 PM  

raerae1980: OHSNAP!  I did not see that coming.


I got you, boo...

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2022-08-12 9:13:32 PM  

null: It's really easy.  The tiny prints belong to TFG.


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What are these?  Fingerprints of ants?
 
2022-08-12 9:16:09 PM  
I'm thinking the Pillow man got his dusty paws on a few classified docs.
 
2022-08-12 9:18:21 PM  

From Philly to Boston: I'm thinking the Pillow man got his dusty paws on a few classified docs.


I'm guessing the "guests" from Russia he had in there handled them enough to photograph them.  Also the Insane Clown Posse he had as lawyers.  And Jared.  Always Jared.
 
2022-08-12 9:18:55 PM  
The "fix" for all of this will be TFG had a "standing order" that all documents he took to his residence while president were automatically declassified, and that included MaL.You watch.
 
2022-08-12 9:19:10 PM  
Oh MTG...please let it be MTG
 
2022-08-12 9:19:11 PM  
how long does ketchup retain a finger print?
 
2022-08-12 9:23:01 PM  
Let's have Snackbar make a bingo board for this.
 
2022-08-12 9:34:04 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Bootleg: I thought Prince died, you're saying Trump was hiding him?

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"I don't think so..."


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2022-08-12 9:35:00 PM  
I first read that as finger painting and thought that fit in with the Trump administration quite well.
 
2022-08-12 9:35:33 PM  

Badmoodman: The "fix" for all of this will be TFG had a "standing order" that all documents he took to his residence while president were automatically declassified, and that included MaL.You watch.


Classified has got nothing to do with section 793.
 
2022-08-12 9:36:53 PM  
I like where this is heading.
 
2022-08-12 9:38:04 PM  
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In the FBI/DOJ labs.  "OK, we have a definite positive. trump touched this one."
 
2022-08-12 9:38:11 PM  

Badmoodman: The "fix" for all of this will be TFG had a "standing order" that all documents he took to his residence while president were automatically declassified, and that included MaL.You watch.


They need to be physically modified and documented as such before they are considered unclassified - it's not a magic wand thing. If there's no paper trail and/or they're still marked classified, then... They're still classified.
 
2022-08-12 9:42:52 PM  
The thing is, when you steal a joke and submit it as a headline, if Fark greenlights it, Fark is the one accused of joke stealing.
 
2022-08-12 9:45:04 PM  
*FBI reads results*

"Who the f*ck is Ray Jay Johnson???"
 
2022-08-12 9:50:37 PM  

SpockYouOut: scottydoesntknow: Bootleg: I thought Prince died, you're saying Trump was hiding him?

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"I don't think so..."

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I couldn't pull-off all those elements.  The gloves, old school wheels, fishnet top, sun glasses and batman shirt.  I think I could do may 2 of those at once without hurting people's eyes.
 
2022-08-12 9:56:20 PM  
Wouldn't you do that anyway? Otherwise how do you prove who took them?
 
2022-08-12 10:07:01 PM  
Again. Totally farking clear. Without a doubt. He admits to taking documents out of the WH

Thanks for your confession Dumpster Fire
 
2022-08-12 10:09:24 PM  

mrshowrules: SpockYouOut: scottydoesntknow: Bootleg: I thought Prince died, you're saying Trump was hiding him?

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I couldn't pull-off all those elements.  The gloves, old school wheels, fishnet top, sun glasses and batman shirt.  I think I could do may 2 of those at once without hurting people's eyes.


Why do you think you could ever dress like this man?  It's ok   We're all delusional sometimes.  I'm here for you.

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2022-08-12 10:11:01 PM  
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2022-08-12 11:07:09 PM  
Is it a requirement for whitehouse staff to have their fingerprints taken by the feds when they take a west wing job? If that's the case then any fingerprints that they cannot trace back to an owner could be really freaking problematic for Cheetolinni, yes?
 
2022-08-13 1:08:50 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Is it a requirement for whitehouse staff to have their fingerprints taken by the feds when they take a west wing job? If that's the case then any fingerprints that they cannot trace back to an owner could be really freaking problematic for Cheetolinni, yes?


I work for podunk municipal govt, and yes, my prints got taken and submitted to some national database. I suspect anyone working at the WH has at LEAST what I went through.
 
2022-08-13 1:54:01 AM  
Coming soon from the GOP: "So what if his fingerprints were on them, everybody has fingerprints. That doesn't prove anything."
 
2022-08-13 2:01:51 AM  
They're asking for copies of Ted Cruz's prints but he doesn't have any.
 
2022-08-13 2:16:56 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: They're asking for copies of Ted Cruz's prints but he doesn't have any.


He has some, but they belong to somebody else.

He keeps them in a jar under his bed.
 
2022-08-13 2:26:37 AM  

null: It's really easy.  The tiny prints belong to TFG.


The ones with KFC chicken grease on them should be a strong indication.
 
2022-08-13 2:29:17 AM  
You can lift prints off paper that have been there for 40 years
 
2022-08-13 2:30:34 AM  
Test for Meth. You know Jr was down there skunking around
 
2022-08-13 2:32:16 AM  

MaliFinn: You can lift prints off paper that have been there for 40 years


Pretty sure they've got Lincoln's fingerprints off some documents.

/not a joke
 
2022-08-13 2:34:29 AM  
Not gonna find Tumpa prints because he doesn't read.
 
2022-08-13 2:35:13 AM  
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2022-08-13 2:35:59 AM  
Oh great. I'm was Mar-a-Lago for a nice day of golf and had to go to the bathroom. I was a bit bored so I pull a few sheets from this pile of papers next to the toilet. Something about "first strike capability," but it definitely wasn't about baseball. Now I'm going to jail for 15-20. That's the last time I golf there!
 
2022-08-13 2:37:10 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: They're asking for copies of Ted Cruz's prints but he doesn't have any.


Hey, this humon suit was hard enough to make as is. You expect me to give it fingerprints as well?
 
2022-08-13 2:40:26 AM  
I expected to be happy when this asshole started getting what was coming to him.  Since he left office I hadn't thought it would be a new "oh shiat we're in trouble" thing.

How can one physical entity keep causing so much farking trouble?
 
2022-08-13 2:44:26 AM  
Better test it for bamboo fibers just to be sure!
 
2022-08-13 2:46:09 AM  
A bunch of porn star prostitutes are calling their lawyers right now.
 
2022-08-13 2:49:01 AM  
What happens if prints are found that aren't on file anywhere?
 
2022-08-13 2:49:55 AM  

Badmoodman: The "fix" for all of this will be TFG had a "standing order" that all documents he took to his residence while president were automatically declassified, and that included MaL.You watch.


Declassification DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!


Nuclear secrets ESPECIALLY DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

... The relevant classifying agency still has to sign off. POTUS can overrule them, except in the case of nuclear security. Both DOD and DOE have to sign off and cannot be overridden by POTUS.

In *any* case there would be a long and very detailed record of what was declassified and when, and of course needless to say the Traitor does not have it because this was never done.
 
2022-08-13 2:51:19 AM  

Circusdog320: Oh MTG...please let it be MTG


I wish but doubt it. She's just part of the circus entertainment and not the deep state.
 
2022-08-13 2:52:12 AM  
Trump is going to get away with this because you cannot dust for vomit?

/makes about as much sense as anything else Trump related
//which is absolutely zero sense at all
 
2022-08-13 2:52:48 AM  
... And now they wait to see which suspected traitors try to flee.
 
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