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2022-08-12 8:13:17 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:20:41 PM  
I hope not. Absconding with top secret government property on your way out the door, hiding it when the feds visit amicably, and lying about it, is a serious felony and should not be waved off casually. Just ask the guy who signed it into law.
 
2022-08-12 8:25:43 PM  
Hahaha, oh, child, mercy no. That's how a lot of things work, but that's not how this works.
 
2022-08-12 8:26:36 PM  
You're telling him what he wants to hear. He wants to feel this is a political conspiracy against him.

It doesn't matter what he announces for '24, these investigations are not going away.
 
2022-08-12 8:32:22 PM  
I SO want to see this for real.


Trump Arrest Montage
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2022-08-12 8:40:59 PM  
If he did say he won't run for president would anyone believe him?
 
2022-08-12 8:43:38 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:49:09 PM  
These are such incredibly dumb people.
 
2022-08-12 8:55:57 PM  
Trump's attorney is really farking stupid.
 
2022-08-12 8:56:30 PM  

neongoats: Trump's attorney is really farking stupid.


What gave it away, that they work for Trump?
 
2022-08-12 8:57:02 PM  

Bootleg: neongoats: Trump's attorney is really farking stupid.

What gave it away, that they work for Trump?


The first clue was that they were a right winger. So automatically evil.
 
2022-08-13 1:10:54 AM  
Ok but no, "you don't get to be president again" is not the price for Trump's heinous crimes.

By this rationale, basically every murderer should walk free because, hey, they're not ruining for president.
 
2022-08-13 2:08:59 AM  
They really think these investigations are to get him to stop running for president. I mean, read that again.
 
2022-08-13 2:59:09 AM  
Trump never knows when to quit, and it seems his Icarus moment might finally be at hand...

Iron Maiden - Flight Of Icarus (Official Video)
Youtube p4w2BZXL6Ss
 
2022-08-13 3:16:15 AM  
Pretty sure it doesn't work that way. The DOJ has to decide if it wants to scuttle democracy or not. If they don't want to scuttle democracy then they're going to have to nail everyone involved in this scheme with every possible charge they can. If Trump has so much as an overdue library book they need to hit him with that one too.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-08-13 3:22:53 AM  
It's all going to come down to this in 2024 - which chick has the biggest tits?
 
2022-08-13 3:47:56 AM  
Nope.  That makes it politically motivated.

We.  Are. So. Much.  Past. That.
 
2022-08-13 3:49:52 AM  
That's not how the Espionage Act works, lady.
 
2022-08-13 3:50:14 AM  
Truly, the best people.
 
2022-08-13 3:55:43 AM  
A pinky swear? With those tiny hands?
 
2022-08-13 3:57:12 AM  
The idea of this statement is to make a false conundrum...
I doubt the US Gov has said or done one thing that would regarded as a "deal"
with regards to this...His people want to frame it as a win/win for him..If he's prosecuted, they
claim it was motivated by politics, If not, then he can say the whole thing was clearly motivated by politics
to get him not to run..  I smell a rat named Stone...  That kind of thinking is clearly his style.
 
2022-08-13 3:58:15 AM  
Oh...you think the FBI director that you hired to replace the one you fired for investigating you, and who now is searching your house and investigating you for violating the espionage act, will push for the investigation to end if you don't run in '24? Huh. Well, the short bus will be along soon sweetie
 
2022-08-13 4:02:22 AM  
"I've sat across from him every time he gets pressured... "

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"... and I say to him, 'Mr. President, if you would like me to resolve all your litigation, you should announce that you are not running for office, and all of this will stop.'"

She's lying.  She uses her hand to cover her face.

Most likely, she has never told him that face to face.

/he'd go into a ketchup-flinging rage
//btw that's a nice cubic zirconia she's got there
 
2022-08-13 4:11:26 AM  
Dunno, maybe there's a shred of truth to this. If he would just fade into the background like Bush jr did maybe there wouldn't be much interest in pursuing his crimes. But being a big fat loudmouth probably isn't working in his favor.
 
2022-08-13 4:15:18 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Trump never knows when to quit, and it seems his Icarus moment might finally be at hand...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/p4w2BZXL6Ss]


I figure this is more apropos for TFG:

Iron Maiden - The Wicker Man
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2022-08-13 4:17:50 AM  
Honey, that was (implicitly) on the table before he was caught red handed with boxes full of stolen TS-SCI nuclear information.
 
2022-08-13 4:21:04 AM  

omg bbq: Nope.  That makes it politically motivated.

We.  Are. So. Much.  Past. That.



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"And then then you go to brunch with people and they're like: 'Maybe if we drop the charges, the horse won't come back into the hospital.' And it's like: 'We're. Well. Past. That.'"

 
2022-08-13 4:26:44 AM  

neongoats: Trump's attorney is really farking stupid.


I can't figure out why more competent lawyers won't work for an obnoxious, corrupt serial liar with a well-earned reputation for not paying his bills.
 
2022-08-13 4:35:55 AM  
These people are absolutely delusional. Between demanding SCI and Q-Yankee White nuclear weapons designs being demanded released to the public and then this, how the fark can you argue we're not experiencing a mass delusion?
 
2022-08-13 4:36:47 AM  

wax_on: Dunno, maybe there's a shred of truth to this. If he would just fade into the background like Bush jr did maybe there wouldn't be much interest in pursuing his crimes. But being a big fat loudmouth probably isn't working in his favor.


Most former Presidents do charity stuff to clean up their image. Even GWB has a 501(c)3 you can give to. If you give $1000, $911 is tax deductible.  I have no idea if that's a coincidence or not.

For all I know, Bush's charity is a scam that keeps 90% of all donations as "administration costs." I don't know that for sure cause I didn't look it up, but Trump just straight up admits he needs it to pay his lawyers even though he's so rich he can't be bought by special interest groups.
 
2022-08-13 4:38:40 AM  

bughunter: "I've sat across from him every time he gets pressured... "

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"... and I say to him, 'Mr. President, if you would like me to resolve all your litigation, you should announce that you are not running for office, and all of this will stop.'"

She's lying.  She uses her hand to cover her face.

Most likely, she has never told him that face to face.

/he'd go into a ketchup-flinging rage
//btw that's a nice cubic zirconia she's got there


I'd bet that watch is probably a fake too.
 
2022-08-13 4:42:53 AM  
I do have to say that between the Southern Baptists facing a RICO and sex crimes investigation and this, my schadenfreude bean is getting raw and peeling from all the flicking.
 
2022-08-13 4:51:22 AM  

433: It's all going to come down to this in 2024 - which chick has the biggest tits?


Nah, she's too old
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2022-08-13 4:57:08 AM  

felching pen: I hope not. Absconding with top secret government property on your way out the door, hiding it when the feds visit amicably, and lying about it, is a serious felony and should not be waved off casually. Just ask the guy who signed it into law.


Nothing compared to SHILLARIES absconding to massive email fraud
Nothing compared to ANYTHING connected to Hunter Biden or his dad. Please Impeach this Dementia Ridden Criminal Piece of shiat.

Nothing Compared to Pelosi and Insider Trading
Nothing Compared to multiple Democrat figures calling for violence and mayem against anyone on the Rightl

fark you Leftists seriously!
 
2022-08-13 4:59:58 AM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: 433: It's all going to come down to this in 2024 - which chick has the biggest tits?

Nah, she's too old[Fark user image 225x225]


I would do her just for the story.
 
2022-08-13 5:01:00 AM  

Gilligan13: felching pen: I hope not. Absconding with top secret government property on your way out the door, hiding it when the feds visit amicably, and lying about it, is a serious felony and should not be waved off casually. Just ask the guy who signed it into law.

Nothing compared to SHILLARIES absconding to massive email fraud
Nothing compared to ANYTHING connected to Hunter Biden or his dad. Please Impeach this Dementia Ridden Criminal Piece of shiat.

Nothing Compared to Pelosi and Insider Trading
Nothing Compared to multiple Democrat figures calling for violence and mayem against anyone on the Rightl

fark you Leftists seriously!


Why do you think pretending to be this stupid will work out well for you?
 
2022-08-13 5:04:20 AM  

Bootleg: neongoats: Trump's attorney is really farking stupid.

What gave it away, that they work for Trump?


Yeah, lawyers that are even a little intelligent or competent don't work for Trump, because they know that he can't STFU and will almost certainly not pay them.
 
2022-08-13 5:05:47 AM  

Gilligan13: felching pen: I hope not. Absconding with top secret government property on your way out the door, hiding it when the feds visit amicably, and lying about it, is a serious felony and should not be waved off casually. Just ask the guy who signed it into law.

Nothing compared to SHILLARIES absconding to massive email fraud
Nothing compared to ANYTHING connected to Hunter Biden or his dad. Please Impeach this Dementia Ridden Criminal Piece of shiat.

Nothing Compared to Pelosi and Insider Trading
Nothing Compared to multiple Democrat figures calling for violence and mayem against anyone on the Rightl

fark you Leftists seriously!


You don't know what "absconding" means, do you?

It's okay. Hooked on Phonics doesn't work for everybody.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-08-13 5:06:17 AM  

jst3p: hy do you think pretending to be this stupid will work out well for you?


Whatever a Giligan13 is, it sucks.  Who invites a person like that to a party?  Who f*cks it?  It's all very sad.
 
2022-08-13 5:13:40 AM  

433: jst3p: hy do you think pretending to be this stupid will work out well for you?

Whatever a Giligan13 is, it sucks.  Who invites a person like that to a party?  Who f*cks it?  It's all very sad.


Well, at least it's an improvement on the Gilligan line of bots.

Not that that's saying much, but it's an upgrade from the Soviet-era Comfort models 1 thru 12.
 
2022-08-13 5:22:59 AM  

Neondistraction: bughunter: "I've sat across from him every time he gets pressured... "

[Fark user image 640x347]

"... and I say to him, 'Mr. President, if you would like me to resolve all your litigation, you should announce that you are not running for office, and all of this will stop.'"

She's lying.  She uses her hand to cover her face.

Most likely, she has never told him that face to face.

/he'd go into a ketchup-flinging rage
//btw that's a nice cubic zirconia she's got there

I'd bet that watch is probably a fake too.


It's obviously fake. She can't tell it's time to stop being TFG's lawyer.
 
2022-08-13 5:25:46 AM  

Gilligan13: felching pen: I hope not. Absconding with top secret government property on your way out the door, hiding it when the feds visit amicably, and lying about it, is a serious felony and should not be waved off casually. Just ask the guy who signed it into law.

Nothing compared to SHILLARIES absconding to massive email fraud
Nothing compared to ANYTHING connected to Hunter Biden or his dad. Please Impeach this Dementia Ridden Criminal Piece of shiat.

Nothing Compared to Pelosi and Insider Trading
Nothing Compared to multiple Democrat figures calling for violence and mayem against anyone on the Rightl

fark you Leftists seriously!


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2022-08-13 5:25:53 AM  

433: jst3p: hy do you think pretending to be this stupid will work out well for you?

Whatever a Giligan13 is, it sucks.  Who invites a person like that to a party?  Who f*cks it?  It's all very sad.


When you're marooned on an island for that long, you tend to lose your sanity.
 
2022-08-13 5:26:15 AM  

IwasKloot: Neondistraction: bughunter: "I've sat across from him every time he gets pressured... "

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"... and I say to him, 'Mr. President, if you would like me to resolve all your litigation, you should announce that you are not running for office, and all of this will stop.'"

She's lying.  She uses her hand to cover her face.

Most likely, she has never told him that face to face.

/he'd go into a ketchup-flinging rage
//btw that's a nice cubic zirconia she's got there

I'd bet that watch is probably a fake too.

It's obviously fake. She can't tell it's time to stop being TFG's lawyer.


Between the ring, the watch, the makeup and the cheap highlights, it's like she has a Cargo Cult approach to beauty, fame and wealth.

It probably also extends to her legal career.
 
2022-08-13 5:28:41 AM  

bughunter: 433: jst3p: hy do you think pretending to be this stupid will work out well for you?

Whatever a Giligan13 is, it sucks.  Who invites a person like that to a party?  Who f*cks it?  It's all very sad.

Well, at least it's an improvement on the Gilligan line of bots.

Not that that's saying much, but it's an upgrade from the Soviet-era Comfort models 1 thru 12.


Did they all get dumped on an island somewhere?
 
2022-08-13 5:28:48 AM  
She doesn't seem like a competent lawyer, even by Trump lawyer standards.

The time of just telling Donnie what he wants to hear (that it's all political) is over.

It's time for the "Remember when your Uncle Roy told you about Julius and Ethel Rosenberg?" talk.
 
2022-08-13 5:29:33 AM  

bughunter: 433: jst3p: hy do you think pretending to be this stupid will work out well for you?

Whatever a Giligan13 is, it sucks.  Who invites a person like that to a party?  Who f*cks it?  It's all very sad.

Well, at least it's an improvement on the Gilligan line of bots.

Not that that's saying much, but it's an upgrade from the Soviet-era Comfort models 1 thru 12.


Butt stuff. She totally does butt stuff.
 
2022-08-13 5:29:41 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: They really think these investigations are to get him to stop running for president. I mean, read that again.


Things are just WAY beyond that now.
 
2022-08-13 5:33:43 AM  
Seems like a legit legal move from an OAN legal mind that never won a case.
 
2022-08-13 5:36:14 AM  

neongoats: Trump's attorney is really farking stupid.


Trump is really farking stupid. But Trump has to be the smartest guy in the room, soooo...
 
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