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(ESPN)   After sitting out most of the season with an injury, Fernando Tatis Jr decides to pack it in early with a PED suspension   (espn.com) divider line
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332 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Aug 2022 at 1:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-12 8:23:57 PM  
The Juan Soto trade looks hilarious now.
 
2022-08-12 9:02:41 PM  
Dang, they use anabolic steroids to treat ringworm?
 
2022-08-13 12:28:00 AM  
"It turns out that I inadvertently took a medication to treat ringworm that contained Clostebol," Tatis said. "I should have used the resources available to me in order to ensure that no banned substances were in what I took."

Or you could have just read the label on the bottle.

\Not sure I buy the ringworm excuse.
 
2022-08-13 1:43:43 AM  
Wow the GM was pretty direct in his statements.
"I think we're hoping that from the offseason to now, that there would be some maturity," said Preller, via The Athletic. "And obviously with the news today, it's more of a pattern and something we've got to dig a little bit more into. I'm sure he's very disappointed, but at the end of the day, it's one thing to say it. You have to start by showing it with your actions."
"I think what we need to get to is a point in time where we trust," Preller said, via San Diego Union-Tribune. "Over the course of the last six or seven months, I think that's been something that we haven't really been able to have."
 
2022-08-13 1:48:40 AM  
*epic facepalm*
 
2022-08-13 1:51:45 AM  
Not only did he get busted, but he's lying about it being in his system inadvertently from ringworm medicine.

He tested positive for Clostebol, an anabolic steroid PED.

Clobetasol is a topical corticosteroid used in Dermatology. A few skin doctors have chimed in that it's a terrible treatment for ringworm at that.

It will take years before anyone trusts him again.
 
2022-08-13 1:52:21 AM  

puffy999: The Juan Soto trade looks hilarious now.


between Machado and Tatis, San Diego seems to be a premier destination for superstar superassmunches.
 
2022-08-13 5:01:05 AM  

MSkow: It will take years before anyone trusts him again.


Good thing he won't have to shop for another contract until 2035.
 
2022-08-13 6:29:48 AM  

MSkow: It will take years before anyone trusts him again.


Major sports have a pretty short memory.  If he can perform, there will always be a team that will pay him.
 
2022-08-13 6:47:05 AM  
340 million contract, and its now in serious trouble because steroid users are always repeat offenders. So its only a matter of time before the permaban for PEDs hits him in the future
 
2022-08-13 8:59:40 AM  
GM seems to imply that the ringworm excuse is nothing but face saving.
 
2022-08-13 9:40:16 AM  
 
2022-08-13 10:01:47 AM  

Hoopy Frood: MSkow: It will take years before anyone trusts him again.

Good thing he won't have to shop for another contract until 2035.


They made that joke last night. "He needs to mature," "Well it's a good thing he's got another 13 years left to figure it out."
 
2022-08-13 10:25:14 AM  
It's a shame. I really wanted to see the Dodgers and Padres both at full power in the playoffs.
 
2022-08-13 10:55:11 AM  
capngroovy:

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2022-08-13 11:07:03 AM  
Wow 80 games? Dude should have raped 23 women, he'd be back in 10 days.
 
2022-08-13 11:13:10 AM  

drewogatory: Wow 80 games? Dude should have raped 23 women, he'd be back in 10 days.


That's the NFL, Trevor Bauer is still not playing baseball. Not sure how much he's been paid to not pitch.
 
2022-08-13 11:21:26 AM  

Trocadero: drewogatory: Wow 80 games? Dude should have raped 23 women, he'd be back in 10 days.

That's the NFL, Trevor Bauer is still not playing baseball. Not sure how much he's been paid to not pitch.


shiat, forgot about Bauer. MLB does like to bring the big farking hammer. But Manfred is free to ruin the game with asinine rule changes anyway.
 
2022-08-13 11:29:36 AM  
San Diego PEDre
 
2022-08-13 11:51:30 AM  

MSkow: Not only did he get busted, but he's lying about it being in his system inadvertently from ringworm medicine.

He tested positive for Clostebol, an anabolic steroid PED.

Clobetasol is a topical corticosteroid used in Dermatology. A few skin doctors have chimed in that it's a terrible treatment for ringworm at that.

It will take years before anyone trusts him again.


Wow, there's "Idiot" then there's Tatis picture next to the term "Farking Idiot".
 
2022-08-13 12:10:46 PM  
lucky for the pads that the suspension starts now when he was still a while away from getting back to the team

not getting his injury from the motorcycle accident properly looked at and then trying to shortcut the recovery time.  someone needs to babysit him 24/7 for a while to make sure he makes it through a couple years unscathed
 
2022-08-13 12:12:15 PM  

virulent_loser: puffy999: The Juan Soto trade looks hilarious now.

between Machado and Tatis, San Diego seems to be a premier destination for superstar superassmunches.


they traded for clevinger after him farking up in cleveland and them jettisoning him too
 
2022-08-13 2:16:56 PM  

capngroovy: It's a shame. I really wanted to see the Dodgers and Padres both at full power in the playoffs.


dodgers are in curbstomp mode.  careful what you wish for.
 
2022-08-13 3:29:30 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: capngroovy: It's a shame. I really wanted to see the Dodgers and Padres both at full power in the playoffs.

dodgers are in curbstomp mode.  careful what you wish for.


Hmmm you usually have something different to say about the Dodgers.  Weird.
 
2022-08-13 3:55:46 PM  

johnny_vegas: Wow the GM was pretty direct in his statements.
"I think we're hoping that from the offseason to now, that there would be some maturity," said Preller, via The Athletic. "And obviously with the news today, it's more of a pattern and something we've got to dig a little bit more into. I'm sure he's very disappointed, but at the end of the day, it's one thing to say it. You have to start by showing it with your actions."
"I think what we need to get to is a point in time where we trust," Preller said, via San Diego Union-Tribune. "Over the course of the last six or seven months, I think that's been something that we haven't really been able to have."


GM thinks the ringworm excuse was bullshait. Go figure.
 
2022-08-13 6:06:44 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: lucky for the pads that the suspension starts now when he was still a while away from getting back to the team

not getting his injury from the motorcycle accident properly looked at and then trying to shortcut the recovery time.  someone needs to babysit him 24/7 for a while to make sure he makes it through a couple years unscathed


was he a while away?  i thought he was in the middle of a minor league rehab assignment. seems like they were planning on getting him back before the playoffs.
 
2022-08-13 6:32:15 PM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: Dead for Tax Reasons: lucky for the pads that the suspension starts now when he was still a while away from getting back to the team

not getting his injury from the motorcycle accident properly looked at and then trying to shortcut the recovery time.  someone needs to babysit him 24/7 for a while to make sure he makes it through a couple years unscathed

was he a while away?  i thought he was in the middle of a minor league rehab assignment. seems like they were planning on getting him back before the playoffs.


his first game back was saturday.  would've needed a couple weeks to get back going after not playing in almost a year, not a couple days.  probably saved him from missing an extra 10-15 games next year.  also you never know if there would be soreness or other setbacks to know when he actually would've made it back to a mlb game
 
2022-08-13 9:21:56 PM  

dark brew: Thank You Black Jesus!: capngroovy: It's a shame. I really wanted to see the Dodgers and Padres both at full power in the playoffs.

dodgers are in curbstomp mode.  careful what you wish for.

Hmmm you usually have something different to say about the Dodgers.  Weird.


you mock then, you curse them, sometimes there's nothing you can do
 
2022-08-14 6:34:05 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: capngroovy: It's a shame. I really wanted to see the Dodgers and Padres both at full power in the playoffs.

dodgers are in curbstomp mode.  careful what you wish for.


They always are and then choke in the championship series. They proved quite well they dont even have the ability to buy a ring over the last 10 years
 
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