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(CBC)   2-year-old falls from third story window. Thankfully no tears in heaven   (cbc.ca) divider line
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1807 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2022 at 11:46 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-12 8:56:41 PM  
Did he land in a barrel of shaaaaaaaaaaving cream?
 
2022-08-12 11:17:18 PM  
Well if those people had been thoughtful enough to have a few kilos of cocaine laying about that kid would have had no trouble climbing up to a much more lethal elevation before taking the plunge.
 
2022-08-12 11:48:44 PM  
They say kids bounce! From that height the kid probably made it to the 4th floor balcony across the street.
 
2022-08-12 11:51:46 PM  
Boogie Pimps - 'Somebody To Love' (Official Video)
Youtube t6HSlZBNwUQ
 
2022-08-12 11:52:55 PM  

vudukungfu: Did he land in a barrel of shaaaaaaaaaaving cream?


Dr. Demento - Shaving Cream
Youtube sKVCCcnHFw8
 
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2022-08-13 12:00:29 AM  

invictus2: vudukungfu: Did he land in a barrel of shaaaaaaaaaaving cream?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/sKVCCcnHFw8]


Good.  If this wasn't already here I was going to be highly disappointed.
 
2022-08-13 12:01:06 AM  
My first impulse at catching a falling object other than a nerf ball has been mostly "oops a daisey"
 
2022-08-13 12:02:20 AM  
why the hell does this happen so often in the lower mainland? Does it happen frequently in other big cities?
 
2022-08-13 12:08:10 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: They say kids bounce! From that height the kid probably made it to the 4th floor balcony across the street.


Even if the child was as perfectly elastic as a spherical cow, she could only have bounced back to the third floor.
 
2022-08-13 12:10:38 AM  

invictus2: vudukungfu: Did he land in a barrel of shaaaaaaaaaaving cream?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/sKVCCcnHFw8]


THANK YOU
 
2022-08-13 12:27:31 AM  
Just remember: There was a point in the timeline of humankind where this existed...
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2022-08-13 12:30:27 AM  
"Screens are great at keeping bugs out. They are not great at keeping children in."

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Children are at least three times heavier than bugs!
 
2022-08-13 12:35:25 AM  

Ganon D. Mire: Just remember: There was a point in the timeline of humankind where this existed...
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2022-08-13 12:39:37 AM  
Well that's good, because I don't think I could handle another maudlin piece of overplayed crap.
 
2022-08-13 12:47:53 AM  
Kids are bouncy. Do not test this, rather mediate your astonishment.
 
2022-08-13 12:48:39 AM  
I can't help myself:

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?
 
2022-08-13 1:01:16 AM  
What did a two year old do to piss off Vladimir Putin???
 
2022-08-13 1:16:02 AM  

bughunter: What did a two year old do to piss off Vladimir Putin???


Draft dodger.
 
2022-08-13 1:17:52 AM  

Ganon D. Mire: Just remember: There was a point in the timeline of humankind where this existed...
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Yeah but eventually Banting and Best got the Nobel Prize for inventing this:

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2022-08-13 1:39:18 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I can't help myself:

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?


Toddlers cost money.  Cocaine makes you money.
"How do you spell love?  M-O-N-E-Y."
 
2022-08-13 2:27:59 AM  
DNRTA~ Clapton has writers block again and pushed another one out?
 
2022-08-13 3:15:17 AM  

jackandwater: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I can't help myself:

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Toddlers cost money.  Cocaine makes you money.
"How do you spell love?  M-O-N-E-Y."

M-O-N-E-Y. that spells Moon.

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2022-08-13 4:03:29 AM  

BafflerMeal: Bennie Crabtree: They say kids bounce! From that height the kid probably made it to the 4th floor balcony across the street.

Even if the child was as perfectly elastic as a spherical cow, she could only have bounced back to the third floor.


What if the house from which she was dropped was higher on a hill than the other side of the street?
 
2022-08-13 4:05:54 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Ganon D. Mire: Just remember: There was a point in the timeline of humankind where this existed...
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Yeah but eventually Banting and Best got the Nobel Prize for inventing this:

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That doesn't look like it relates to insulin. Sure you're not thinking of Pasteur?
 
2022-08-13 5:17:51 AM  

Prof. Frink: BafflerMeal: Bennie Crabtree: They say kids bounce! From that height the kid probably made it to the 4th floor balcony across the street.

Even if the child was as perfectly elastic as a spherical cow, she could only have bounced back to the third floor.

What if the house from which she was dropped was higher on a hill than the other side of the street?


This could work.  Also acceptable: throwing the child towards the ground.
 
2022-08-13 5:59:22 AM  
Babysitter is unavailable for comment

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2022-08-13 7:22:05 AM  
I've always thought that story was just cover for murder.

Just like the Lindbergh baby.
 
2022-08-13 7:27:01 AM  
Worst episode of Sesame Street ever.

/This episode brought to you by the numbers 2, 3 and the letters O and F.
 
2022-08-13 1:22:54 PM  

Ganon D. Mire: Just remember: There was a point in the timeline of humankind where this existed...
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It still should but with a sun shade.
 
2022-08-13 1:59:29 PM  

Ganon D. Mire: Just remember: There was a point in the timeline of humankind where this existed...
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Ermine skin onesie?
 
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2022-08-13 6:24:15 PM  
Clapton haters alert.

Guess what losers he wasn't even in the room!  He doesn't even know these people!  You think Eric is just creeping into peoples homes and chucking infants out of windows?  Get a life.
 
2022-08-13 6:27:09 PM  

Prof. Frink: Bennie Crabtree: Ganon D. Mire: Just remember: There was a point in the timeline of humankind where this existed...
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Yeah but eventually Banting and Best got the Nobel Prize for inventing this:

[ae01.alicdn.com image 750x750]

That doesn't look like it relates to insulin. Sure you're not thinking of Pasteur?


Oh yeah! Or maybe the lady who did Radium, Anne Frank.
 
2022-08-13 6:39:06 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Prof. Frink: Bennie Crabtree: Ganon D. Mire: Just remember: There was a point in the timeline of humankind where this existed...
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Yeah but eventually Banting and Best got the Nobel Prize for inventing this:

[ae01.alicdn.com image 750x750]

That doesn't look like it relates to insulin. Sure you're not thinking of Pasteur?

Oh yeah! Or maybe the lady who did Radium, Anne Frank.


Anne Frank did francium, but the spelling was changed "k" to "c" due to anti-German sentiment after the Civil War. Radium was invented by Radovan Karadžić while investigating novel weapons for committing genocide.
 
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