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2022-08-12 5:36:34 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:53:11 PM  
Prison
Prison
Prison
Prison


Colorize That and make a pyramid
 
2022-08-12 8:54:38 PM  
"various" Top Secret/SCI docs (number still unknown)
4 sets of "Top Secret" docs
3 sets of "Secret" docs
3 sets of "Confidential" docs
various docs the removal of which violates the Presidential Records Act


And a partridge in a pear tree!
 
2022-08-12 9:16:27 PM  

vudukungfu: Prison
Prison
Prison
Prison


Colorize That and make a pyramid


because his future really sphynx
 
2022-08-12 9:17:02 PM  
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2022-08-12 9:38:43 PM  

vudukungfu: Prison
Prison
Prison
Prison


Colorize That and make a pyramid


Electric chair
Life sentence
Prison
Suspended sentence
 
2022-08-12 9:45:06 PM  
Seeing it like that doesn't enable me to see how f*cked he is. There were much better examples in various other news stories about this.

It sucks that they can't actually show what was on the papers to the American people for the same security reasons that make this a big deal.
 
2022-08-12 9:46:55 PM  
Like, could they say, "Some of these documents laid out where our nuclear missile silos are." "Some of these documents mentioned which countries we believe are actual threats and which countries we don't take seriously."

Stuff like that to show how damaging it would be if that info got out there.
 
2022-08-12 9:59:15 PM  

jaylectricity: Seeing it like that doesn't enable me to see how f*cked he is. There were much better examples in various other news stories about this.

It sucks that they can't actually show what was on the papers to the American people for the same security reasons that make this a big deal.


Well, according to TFG, these documents aren't classified and it was OK to remove them.  Let's file a FOIA request.
 
2022-08-12 11:00:24 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: jaylectricity: Seeing it like that doesn't enable me to see how f*cked he is. There were much better examples in various other news stories about this.

It sucks that they can't actually show what was on the papers to the American people for the same security reasons that make this a big deal.

Well, according to TFG, these documents aren't classified and it was OK to remove them.  Let's file a FOIA request.


How do you word it? With a lot of lawyer speak? Or can you just write:

I want to see all the classified documents that were seized from Maga-loudo. Please send me a .pdf. Thank you.
 
2022-08-12 11:28:18 PM  

jaylectricity: Benevolent Misanthrope: jaylectricity: Seeing it like that doesn't enable me to see how f*cked he is. There were much better examples in various other news stories about this.

It sucks that they can't actually show what was on the papers to the American people for the same security reasons that make this a big deal.

Well, according to TFG, these documents aren't classified and it was OK to remove them.  Let's file a FOIA request.

How do you word it? With a lot of lawyer speak? Or can you just write:

I want to see all the classified documents that were seized from Maga-loudo. Please send me a .pdf. Thank you.


There's a form.  But really it's not a whole lot more complicated than that.
 
2022-08-12 11:36:41 PM  
Now that we know he's a Russian agent, we could trade him for Brittney Griner.
 
2022-08-13 1:53:18 AM  
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2022-08-13 1:53:27 AM  
It seems Donald is soon going to have a very serious medical issue. Whether its the "oh shiat" stress legit giving him a stroke or some fake bullshiat that requires attention by a "specialist" located in the middle east only time will tell.
 
2022-08-13 1:53:41 AM  
Dead Person
Dead Man
Dead former Woman
Dead Camera
Dead CRT
 
2022-08-13 1:57:25 AM  
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2022-08-13 1:57:58 AM  
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2022-08-13 1:58:27 AM  
I think this country is ready for prime time public executions to really drive home the severity of the consequences should some farkwad ever get a bright idea like this in the future.
 
2022-08-13 1:58:43 AM  

EvilEgg: vudukungfu: Prison
Prison
Prison
Prison


Colorize That and make a pyramid

Electric chair
Life sentence
Prison
Suspended sentence


By "suspended" I assume you mean "from a tree."
 
2022-08-13 2:00:23 AM  
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2022-08-13 2:01:20 AM  

jaylectricity: Like, could they say, "Some of these documents laid out where our nuclear missile silos are." "Some of these documents mentioned which countries we believe are actual threats and which countries we don't take seriously."

Stuff like that to show how damaging it would be if that info got out there.


Uh, he asked Russia to attack america's 2016 election, in return for blocking military aid to Ukraine.
 
2022-08-13 2:01:51 AM  

jaylectricity: Seeing it like that doesn't enable me to see how f*cked he is. There were much better examples in various other news stories about this.

It sucks that they can't actually show what was on the papers to the American people for the same security reasons that make this a big deal.


Pointing out the obvious/stuff we already know must be Seth Abramson's second career after being wrong about basically everything for five years.
 
2022-08-13 2:02:04 AM  
I keep saying in these threads.

I may or may not have a security clearance and I work at a lab that's part of the US nuclear weapons program.

I would be in prison. Without question.

/nearly screamed when I saw TS/SCI on the list
 
2022-08-13 2:03:37 AM  
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So you really think that this cycle will end?
 
2022-08-13 2:05:25 AM  
Lemme know when he's seated before a jury. Until then...

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2022-08-13 2:05:35 AM  

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So you really think that this cycle will end?


Bruh.

BRUUUUUUUH.

They had to grand jury this. He's a former US president. They would not have moved forward on this unless it was ironclad.

These are big boy crimes. These are "go directly to prison then go directly to the chair" crimes.
 
2022-08-13 2:05:58 AM  

little big man: Now that we know he's a Russian agent, we could trade him for Brittney Griner.


Russia:  Is bad trade.  Trump is having no moves in post, no jumping-shot, cannot do dribbling with left hand, and lacks tenacity to chasing down of 50-50 ball.  He does not play defense, not even in playing of offs.  And in Russia, defense wins championships for YOU!
 
2022-08-13 2:06:05 AM  

anuran: EvilEgg: vudukungfu: Prison
Prison
Prison
Prison


Colorize That and make a pyramid

Electric chair
Life sentence
Prison
Suspended sentence

By "suspended" I assume you mean "from a tree."


Don't go disallowing active volcanoes.

Like a pinata would also work...
 
2022-08-13 2:07:09 AM  
Donnie thinks he is friggin' Nick Farkin' Cage....
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2022-08-13 2:07:59 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: jaylectricity: Seeing it like that doesn't enable me to see how f*cked he is. There were much better examples in various other news stories about this.

It sucks that they can't actually show what was on the papers to the American people for the same security reasons that make this a big deal.

Well, according to TFG, these documents aren't classified and it was OK to remove them.  Let's file a FOIA request.


I want to know why the FBI would plant declassified documents. Are they too incompetent to plant classified ones?

/s
 
2022-08-13 2:08:37 AM  

fragMasterFlash: It seems Donald is soon going to have a very serious medical issue. Whether its the "oh shiat" stress legit giving him a stroke or some fake bullshiat that requires attention by a "specialist" located in the middle east only time will tell.


If he doesn't croak before consequences come calling, I'm expecting his kids to try and get him declared non compos mentis so they can take over what ever is left of the business and net him a very mild sentence in a country club psych ward.
 
2022-08-13 2:09:15 AM  
If Donald wasn't rich and white, he'd been in prison a long time ago.
 
2022-08-13 2:10:27 AM  

Dimensio: So you really think that this cycle will end?


We are at the point where if something very drastic doesn't happen, we need to start making different plans about this place as a country, because it is so farking gone.
 
2022-08-13 2:13:15 AM  

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2022-08-13 2:14:49 AM  

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That does it! I'm voting for Sideshow Bob as Mayor of Springfield.
 
2022-08-13 2:15:24 AM  

Ringshadow: I keep saying in these threads.

I may or may not have a security clearance and I work at a lab that's part of the US nuclear weapons program.

I would be in prison. Without question.

/nearly screamed when I saw TS/SCI on the list


Yes, and again, note the federal criminal statutes used for the basis of the search warrant does not concern whether or not the documents were classified or unclassified.
 
2022-08-13 2:20:25 AM  
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2022-08-13 2:20:27 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: I think this country is ready for prime time public executions to really drive home the severity of the consequences should some farkwad ever get a bright idea like this in the future.


Can we hang his body upside down on public display like Mussolini? I have a rock or two I'd like to throw at it.
 
2022-08-13 2:21:13 AM  

Ringshadow: I keep saying in these threads.

I may or may not have a security clearance and I work at a lab that's part of the US nuclear weapons program.

I would be in prison. Without question.

/nearly screamed when I saw TS/SCI on the list


That they were in his possession and he hasn't already been tossed in a holding cell is incredible to me.  Dude has literally displayed every insider threat indicator for years but he can have TS/SCI documents in his house and he's not in jail.

If this were anybody else.

Anybody else.

It farking boggles the mind, man.

It also begs the question, who on his Secret Service detail knew about this?  Because you farking know they did.
 
2022-08-13 2:21:16 AM  

Ringshadow: I keep saying in these threads.

I may or may not have a security clearance and I work at a lab that's part of the US nuclear weapons program.

I would be in prison. Without question.

/nearly screamed when I saw TS/SCI on the list


You'd be in prison if you were lucky. Otherwise a three letter agency would VERY much like to talk with you in a place that doesn't technically exist.
 
2022-08-13 2:21:34 AM  
I'm sure he'll get a very stern slap on the wrist.
 
2022-08-13 2:24:55 AM  

ElPrimitivo: anuran: EvilEgg: vudukungfu: Prison
Prison
Prison
Prison


Colorize That and make a pyramid

Electric chair
Life sentence
Prison
Suspended sentence

By "suspended" I assume you mean "from a tree."

Don't go disallowing active volcanoes.

Like a pinata would also work...


Locking that fat fark and his gaggle of sycophants and hangers on in either of the currently empty
maximum security prisons in Illinois would be enough...There is a Maximum Security prison
at Dwight, and a Supermax at Tamms.. Both are un-used currently..
 
2022-08-13 2:25:24 AM  

Ringshadow: I keep saying in these threads.

I may or may not have a security clearance and I work at a lab that's part of the US nuclear weapons program.

I would be in prison. Without question.

/nearly screamed when I saw TS/SCI on the list


And if you'd repeatedly lied and been caught lying on your sf-86 like traitor jared kushner, you'd be in jail as well.

The entirety of the trump crime family's actions since 2016 could be summarized as "throwing elite criminal impunity in everyone's faces."
 
2022-08-13 2:28:03 AM  

JulieAzel626: Yes, and again, note the federal criminal statutes used for the basis of the search warrant does not concern whether or not the documents were classified or unclassified.


Oh, I do recognize that, which means all of the documents listed have to be treated as being their given classification. TS, SCI, confidential, whatever.

Nyeerrrr I hate it.

TWolfJaeger: It also begs the question, who on his Secret Service detail knew about this? Because you farking know they did.


It looks like if he showed them to ANYONE, including his lawyer, that's another crime.

Even if the SS detail had clearances, if they weren't need to know and saw those documents, welp.

TheotherMIguy: You'd be in prison if you were lucky. Otherwise a three letter agency would VERY much like to talk with you in a place that doesn't technically exist.


Yeah this shiat would get my door kicked in.

/so lucky I'm not need to know
//and have access to... nothing
///I help look after drums. they need looking after.
 
2022-08-13 2:29:29 AM  

erik-k: And if you'd repeatedly lied and been caught lying on your sf-86 like traitor jared kushner, you'd be in jail as well.


I am held to a higher standard than Trump's entire farkoff admin including Trump himself and I am exhausted.
 
2022-08-13 2:31:47 AM  
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2022-08-13 2:32:19 AM  

Ringshadow: Dimensio: [i.kym-cdn.com image 800x450]

So you really think that this cycle will end?

Bruh.

BRUUUUUUUH.

They had to grand jury this. He's a former US president. They would not have moved forward on this unless it was ironclad.

These are big boy crimes. These are "go directly to prison then go directly to the chair" crimes.


Then I can assume that Merrick will be putting out a warrant for his arrest tomorrow. I can't wait!!!!
 
2022-08-13 2:34:32 AM  

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2022-08-13 2:35:06 AM  
I'll celebrate after the verdict, appeals, etc. and him finally in a prison cell. I figure we'll have robot taxis and vacations on the moon before that.
 
2022-08-13 2:37:13 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: ralphjr: [Fark user image image 425x235]

That does it! I'm voting for Sideshow Bob as Mayor of Springfield.


Somethingsomething voted for Kodos something.
 
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