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(Politico)   (((Magistrate Judge))) receives deluge of anti-Semitic abuse   (politico.com) divider line
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2022-08-12 11:39:17 PM  
This is the Republican Party
 
2022-08-12 11:40:25 PM  
Nice of Marco Rubio to prevent violence. Curious power, that.
 
2022-08-12 11:40:27 PM  
They're not going to get their Armageddon from Israel if republicans keep this up.
 
2022-08-12 11:41:28 PM  
So much for the Judeo in "Judeo-Christian Values" they tout!

/They only want Jews to exist so they'll fulfill the Armageddon prophecy
 
2022-08-12 11:43:10 PM  
I mean... she authorized a full search of the dwelling of a white-supremacist leader whose followers are like 90% straight-up nazis right down to the "being more loyal to a European foreign power than America" bit and 10%  the more the home-grown American kind of white supremacist terrorist sympathizer (KKK and such).

I can't imagine she was expecting anything else, the security detail had probably already been scheduled before she even heard the request for the warrant.  Gotta just brace for the obvious consequences sometimes even when you're doing your job properly and not doing anything wrong.
 
2022-08-12 11:44:43 PM  
Online threats can come from :::checks notes::::

Anywhere in the world
 
2022-08-12 11:44:59 PM  
Remember when it was bad when SCOTUS got critized? I wonder how they'll spin this one.
 
2022-08-12 11:45:37 PM  
I'm sure Ben Shapiro will call this out on his show...

Hahahah who the hell am I kidding, he'll spend 15 minutes trying to twist something AOC said into anti-Semitism in a really uncomfortably horny monologue.
 
2022-08-12 11:45:44 PM  
No way, I've been assured that the Republicans are color and religious blind, they've never said anything antisemtic in their existence.  It's the dems that are antisemtic!

Just ignore all the pundits that frequently blame the (((bankers))) and the (((Hollywood elites))) and talk about cultural bolshevism.
 
2022-08-12 11:46:24 PM  

dkulprit: No way, I've been assured that the Republicans are color and religious blind, they've never said anything antisemtic in their existence.  It's the dems that are antisemtic!

Just ignore all the pundits that frequently blame the (((bankers))) and the (((Hollywood elites))) and talk about cultural bolshevism.


And, of course, (((SOROS))).
 
2022-08-12 11:47:11 PM  
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2022-08-12 11:47:12 PM  

jake_lex: I'm sure Ben Shapiro will call this out on his show...

Hahahah who the hell am I kidding, he'll spend 15 minutes trying to twist something AOC said into anti-Semitism in a really uncomfortably horny monologue.


He and his buddy Prager are batshiat.
 
2022-08-12 11:47:34 PM  

mistahtom: Online threats can come from :::checks notes::::

Anywhere in the world


MAGAts can't help but to brag about their macho tough guy shenanigans on social media. Just like the Nailgun Numbnut who painted a cornfield with his brains.

I'm sure threatening a federal judge won't come back to bite them.
 
2022-08-12 11:47:41 PM  
Entirely unacceptable. The fire proof history books will not be kind to the GOP.
 
2022-08-12 11:47:53 PM  
Not like he is a supreme court justice, who got extra protection because of some protestors and an armed nutto
 
2022-08-12 11:48:40 PM  

strongly worded letter: They're not going to get their Armageddon from Israel if republicans keep this up.



My interest in bronze-age campfire stories is admittedly low.  But now that Israel is a country again, don't all the Jews in Israel need to be killed by a united army led by a charming Anti-Christ figure for Jesus to come back to lead the army of Christians to defeat the Anti-Christ figure?
 
2022-08-12 11:50:03 PM  
 
2022-08-12 11:50:47 PM  

stoli n coke: mistahtom: Online threats can come from :::checks notes::::

Anywhere in the world

MAGAts can't help but to brag about their macho tough guy shenanigans on social media. Just like the Nailgun Numbnut who painted a cornfield with his brains.

I'm sure threatening a federal judge won't come back to bite them.


If I were a foreign adversary, I'd amplify rhetoric egging on dumbasses to overload federal agents work schedule.

Worked for J6.
 
2022-08-12 11:52:33 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: This is the Republican Party


Done in one. This is what the Republican Party wanted. This is why they're continuing the barrage of misinformation and concern trolling. This is why we have Congresspeople claiming that they're gonna impeach Garland, and defund the FBI. This is why we have bigots and crazies crawling out of the woodwork to shoot at the FBI after issuing threats on Trump's little forum for fascist farkwits. This is why we have bigots calling and leaving death threats.

This is what the Republicans want. They own this. They own all of this, every single farking one of them, even the BS "good ones" like Cheney and Kinzinger. They spent 20 years building this mob, from Dubya forward - they spent so long feeding these bigots and crazies lies and misinformation, then told them that, y'know, maybe someone should engage in a "Second Amendment solution", wink, wink, nudge, nudge, even as they came out and said "OMG THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE TO SEE PATRIOTS SHOOT TRAITORS! I COULDN'T SUPPORT THAT - SO, STAND BACK AND STAND BY!", wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
 
2022-08-12 11:54:23 PM  

strongly worded letter: jake_lex: I'm sure Ben Shapiro will call this out on his show...

Hahahah who the hell am I kidding, he'll spend 15 minutes trying to twist something AOC said into anti-Semitism in a really uncomfortably horny monologue.

He and his buddy Prager are batshiat.


They're too busy pitching the "c'mon, it took a year and a half to go after those 'sensitive' documents - how bad could they be, really?" Republican BS talking point to worry about AOC right now.
 
2022-08-12 11:56:08 PM  
But you can't call them deplorable.

They can call them Jews, communists, groomers, pedophiles, sure. But us deplorable? Hey. Have some decency!
 
2022-08-12 11:57:50 PM  
Should assume this is going to happen and have everything needed to trace and prosecute ready to go in advance.

Immediate consequences are the best deterrent.
 
2022-08-13 12:05:13 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: This is the Republican Party


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2022-08-13 12:08:23 AM  
Nazis gonna nazi
 
2022-08-13 12:23:53 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: So much for the Judeo in "Judeo-Christian Values" they tout!

/They only want Jews to exist so they'll fulfill the Armageddon prophecy


And they think Jews are simultaneously the "Chosen People" but also going to hell like any other non-Christians.  I don't know what good being a "Chosen People" is, I guess.
 
2022-08-13 12:28:21 AM  

Heliodorus: strongly worded letter: They're not going to get their Armageddon from Israel if republicans keep this up.


My interest in bronze-age campfire stories is admittedly low.  But now that Israel is a country again, don't all the Jews in Israel need to be killed by a united army led by a charming Anti-Christ figure for Jesus to come back to lead the army of Christians to defeat the Anti-Christ figure?


Now roll three 12-sided dice for damage.
 
2022-08-13 12:30:09 AM  

Aquapope: DarkSoulNoHope: So much for the Judeo in "Judeo-Christian Values" they tout!

/They only want Jews to exist so they'll fulfill the Armageddon prophecy

And they think Jews are simultaneously the "Chosen People" but also going to hell like any other non-Christians.  I don't know what good being a "Chosen People" is, I guess.


It's like being Sully in Commando, the Christians promise to kill the Jews last after killing everyone else not them.

/Of course Sully was also lied to regarding that promise
 
2022-08-13 12:32:29 AM  

Heliodorus: strongly worded letter: They're not going to get their Armageddon from Israel if republicans keep this up.


My interest in bronze-age campfire stories is admittedly low.  But now that Israel is a country again, don't all the Jews in Israel need to be killed by a united army led by a charming Anti-Christ figure for Jesus to come back to lead the army of Christians to defeat the Anti-Christ figure?


And the nuclear secrets Trump sold to Saudi Arabia for 2 billion dollars in Jared's pocket will be used to nuke Tel Aviv in a few years.  The Religious Right will be ridiculously smug about being correct that Trump would be the King to bring about he End Times.  Then they'll throw up some more and die, just like all the unbelievers.
 
2022-08-13 12:35:04 AM  

jake_lex: dkulprit: No way, I've been assured that the Republicans are color and religious blind, they've never said anything antisemtic in their existence.  It's the dems that are antisemtic!

Just ignore all the pundits that frequently blame the (((bankers))) and the (((Hollywood elites))) and talk about cultural bolshevism.

And, of course, (((SOROS))).


Alright, I'll be the one to ask.  What's the significance of the parentheses?
 
2022-08-13 12:36:25 AM  
"Maybe the apathetic voters will recognize them as Nazis this time" says increasingly worried Farker.
 
2022-08-13 12:37:43 AM  

SJKebab: jake_lex: dkulprit: No way, I've been assured that the Republicans are color and religious blind, they've never said anything antisemtic in their existence.  It's the dems that are antisemtic!

Just ignore all the pundits that frequently blame the (((bankers))) and the (((Hollywood elites))) and talk about cultural bolshevism.

And, of course, (((SOROS))).

Alright, I'll be the one to ask.  What's the significance of the parentheses?


It's to indicate the euphemisms used for Jews.

/You forgot "globalist", Jake
 
2022-08-13 12:37:46 AM  
Legalize weed and use Republicans as fertilizer.
 
2022-08-13 12:43:24 AM  

jake_lex: I'm sure Ben Shapiro will call this out on his show...

Hahahah who the hell am I kidding, he'll spend 15 minutes trying to twist something AOC said into anti-Semitism in a really uncomfortably horny monologue.


Trump and the Republicans are Jew-haters. So, sad to say, is AOC whom I otherwise admire
 
2022-08-13 12:43:35 AM  
christians will be christians. Assholes and mass murderers as they have been for 2,000 years.
You just need to look at their history of the murder of 100's of millions to see how they all will act.
 
2022-08-13 12:44:07 AM  

strongly worded letter: jake_lex: I'm sure Ben Shapiro will call this out on his show...

Hahahah who the hell am I kidding, he'll spend 15 minutes trying to twist something AOC said into anti-Semitism in a really uncomfortably horny monologue.

He and his buddy Prager are batshiat.


And his wife's pussy is bone dry thanks to him
 
2022-08-13 12:45:02 AM  

Heliodorus: strongly worded letter: They're not going to get their Armageddon from Israel if republicans keep this up.


My interest in bronze-age campfire stories is admittedly low.  But now that Israel is a country again, don't all the Jews in Israel need to be killed by a united army led by a charming Anti-Christ figure for Jesus to come back to lead the army of Christians to defeat the Anti-Christ figure?


Given that "armageddon" is believed now to be a description of the sack of Jerusalem by Rome in 70 AD by most Biblical scholars, and not a Bronze Age campfire story, and that their version is crafted out of whole cloth by some post-Calvinist yahoo in the mid-1800s, I think you have that wrong. I believe that the Jews have to convert en masse to Christianity before Jesus can return, although I could be confusing that with another delusional prophecy.
 
2022-08-13 12:46:40 AM  

Aquapope: DarkSoulNoHope: So much for the Judeo in "Judeo-Christian Values" they tout!

/They only want Jews to exist so they'll fulfill the Armageddon prophecy

And they think Jews are simultaneously the "Chosen People" but also going to hell like any other non-Christians.  I don't know what good being a "Chosen People" is, I guess.


Not quite. They believe that after the Haploid of Nazareth showed up any Jew who didn't abandon Judaism and become a Blood Drinker was Satanic.
 
2022-08-13 1:03:20 AM  
Why is it ALWAYS the farking jews with these people? From the Inquisition to the Holocaust. From the the Blood Libel to QAnon. Now this shiat.

I really should feel stronger emotions, but I can't help but be disappointed that they're so goddamn unoriginal.
 
2022-08-13 1:05:21 AM  
At least the Bush administration had an independent vision and made Muslims the Bad Guy.
 
2022-08-13 1:07:35 AM  

FnkyTwn: In Florida, Trump Got More Jewish Votes Than Anywhere Else.

Keep farking yourselves.


The anti-Semitic leopard will never eat my face.
 
2022-08-13 1:18:39 AM  

DrJesusPhD: Why is it ALWAYS the farking jews with these people? From the Inquisition to the Holocaust. From the the Blood Libel to QAnon. Now this shiat.

I really should feel stronger emotions, but I can't help but be disappointed that they're so goddamn unoriginal.


The hatred already exists.

People for "some reason" think they're pulling the levers of governments across the globe.

It's worked for so long, why change the formula now?

What are they supposed to do?  Create a new boogeyman when the people swayed by obvious bullshiat already think that every boogeyman they create is controlled by the jews already?

I mean how can they go any higher up the chain than that?

Tried and true since the first millenia.  If shiats going wrong and you need a scapegoat, blame the jews!  Worked for Edward the 1st and still works today.
 
2022-08-13 1:19:38 AM  

Aquapope: DarkSoulNoHope: So much for the Judeo in "Judeo-Christian Values" they tout!

/They only want Jews to exist so they'll fulfill the Armageddon prophecy

And they think Jews are simultaneously the "Chosen People" but also going to hell like any other non-Christians.  I don't know what good being a "Chosen People" is, I guess.


Also, central to Christianity is the idea that Christ brought "the Good News". Recall that Jews don't amd never have believed in Hell the way Christians do.

So hey folks, great news! It turns out all of you will suffer for eternity unless you perform one of these several rituals, but I won't make it clear which ones. The wrong one will put you in hell too!
 
2022-08-13 1:20:31 AM  

DrJesusPhD: At least the Bush administration had an independent vision and made Muslims the Bad Guy.


But the base still think the jews did it.

https://www.adl.org/resources/report/antisemitic-conspiracies-about-911-endure-20-years-later
 
2022-08-13 1:29:58 AM  

dkulprit: DrJesusPhD: Why is it ALWAYS the farking jews with these people? From the Inquisition to the Holocaust. From the the Blood Libel to QAnon. Now this shiat.

I really should feel stronger emotions, but I can't help but be disappointed that they're so goddamn unoriginal.

The hatred already exists.

People for "some reason" think they're pulling the levers of governments across the globe.

It's worked for so long, why change the formula now?

What are they supposed to do?  Create a new boogeyman when the people swayed by obvious bullshiat already think that every boogeyman they create is controlled by the jews already?

I mean how can they go any higher up the chain than that?

Tried and true since the first millenia.  If shiats going wrong and you need a scapegoat, blame the jews!  Worked for Edward the 1st and still works today.


Lots of things worked well for Edward I, like horses, candles, shiatting in the streets.

It just baffles me that with alk the advances made in propaganda, from both a technological and psychological perspective, they just can't find a different song.
 
2022-08-13 3:32:56 AM  
Jewish people who support MAGA and TFG, remember this.

The leopards will always come for your faces too.

Idiots.
 
2022-08-13 3:41:16 AM  
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2022-08-13 4:54:40 AM  

anuran: Aquapope: DarkSoulNoHope: So much for the Judeo in "Judeo-Christian Values" they tout!

/They only want Jews to exist so they'll fulfill the Armageddon prophecy

And they think Jews are simultaneously the "Chosen People" but also going to hell like any other non-Christians.  I don't know what good being a "Chosen People" is, I guess.

Not quite. They believe that after the Haploid of Nazareth showed up any Jew who didn't abandon Judaism and become a Blood Drinker was Satanic.


Yoink. Haploid of Nazareth has entered my lexicon.
 
2022-08-13 5:56:14 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: SJKebab: jake_lex: dkulprit: No way, I've been assured that the Republicans are color and religious blind, they've never said anything antisemtic in their existence.  It's the dems that are antisemtic!

Just ignore all the pundits that frequently blame the (((bankers))) and the (((Hollywood elites))) and talk about cultural bolshevism.

And, of course, (((SOROS))).

Alright, I'll be the one to ask.  What's the significance of the parentheses?

It's to indicate the euphemisms used for Jews.

/You forgot "globalist", Jake


Thanks for that.
I hate learning something and feeling dumber for the effort....
 
2022-08-13 6:58:01 AM  
The stupid as fark thing is that there are many Jewish republicans. Why join a political party that wants you exterminated?
 
2022-08-13 7:18:41 AM  

NathanAllen: The stupid as fark thing is that there are many Jewish republicans. Why join a political party that wants you exterminated?


Stupidity is the only truly equal-opportunity thing in human society.
 
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