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2022-08-12 5:14:31 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-08-12 9:23:45 PM  
Go play with your Quaker Oats box peanut
 
2022-08-12 9:47:20 PM  
They just did.
 
2022-08-12 11:05:30 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ksorbs: Why hasn't the FBI raided the houses of anyone on Epstein's list? It's been 3 years.


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2022-08-12 11:05:39 PM  
Items 5 & 6 .... Binder of photos....


Interesting...
 
2022-08-12 11:05:41 PM  
Y DIN DEY DOH

-herculea.
 
2022-08-12 11:07:17 PM  
Bill Clinton looks around nervously.
 
2022-08-12 11:07:56 PM  
It's bizarre how MAGA ignores President Adulterous Pussy Grabber's sexual misdeeds, admissions and accusations. But nobody who likes Bill Clinton, friend of Jeffrey Epstein, would understand such a phenomenon.
 
2022-08-12 11:08:21 PM  
I don't like using the term raid.  It feeds into the R narrative of something being amiss.  They performed a search.
 
2022-08-12 11:09:43 PM  

WhippingBoi: Bill Clinton looks around nervously.


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2022-08-12 11:09:53 PM  
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2022-08-12 11:10:06 PM  

WhippingBoi: Bill Clinton looks around nervously.


0.5/10
 
2022-08-12 11:11:54 PM  
Has anyone else's Twitter been off-center on their Android using Chrome? It's been like this all day where I can't see the user account.

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/Yes I need to close some of my 99+ tabs
//It's how I work, don't judge me
 
2022-08-12 11:12:04 PM  

WhippingBoi: Bill Clinton looks around nervously.


No one cares, throw him in jail forever with Trump and 99.5% of republicans
 
2022-08-12 11:12:55 PM  
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Honey, Don't You Mean Derpules!
 
2022-08-12 11:13:48 PM  
Hello, my name is Jerkules. Prepare to watch me drool...

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2022-08-12 11:13:50 PM  
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2022-08-12 11:14:21 PM  
I'll explain that one for you Kevin:

To do a "raid", there has to be something to search for. A reasonable suspicion that evidence related to a specific crime will be found at least. A judge must agree and sign a search warrant. You just can't take someone's black book and start kicking in the doors of everyone who's phone number is in there.
 
2022-08-12 11:14:41 PM  
What a coincidence! Trump's name is on Epstein's list. So Derpules got his wish.
 
2022-08-12 11:15:22 PM  
We'll never see much movement on the Epstein stuff. Too many big people are named in there.
 
2022-08-12 11:15:47 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Has anyone else's Twitter been off-center on their Android using Chrome? It's been like this all day where I can't see the user account.

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/Yes I need to close some of my 99+ tabs
//It's how I work, don't judge me


My "Twitter"? What grown adult uses "Twitter"???
 
2022-08-12 11:16:04 PM  
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2022-08-12 11:20:40 PM  
Peanut is one of the dumbest humans on Earth, and his son who runs his social media accounts (according to him) is a close second which shouldn't be a surprise since he taught him.
 
2022-08-12 11:21:28 PM  

baka-san: Go play with your Quaker Oats box peanut


The girl on the oatmeal box?

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2022-08-12 11:21:42 PM  
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Per TFG they raided both of their closets.
 
2022-08-12 11:22:10 PM  
I think I shared this before but years ago at a convention I actually got his autograph on one of the box sets of DVDs of Hercules. All he did the entire convention was whine about how people like Xena more. He was a really petulant asshole who has just become a total farking douchebag. The sooner all of these Republican scumbags are dead the better.
 
2022-08-12 11:22:52 PM  
Raid is what Trump called it. In reality it was an Judge approved search and the Secret Service admitted access to the property.
 
2022-08-12 11:23:18 PM  

The Homer Tax: WhippingBoi: Bill Clinton looks around nervously.

No one cares, throw him in jail forever with Trump and 99.5% of republicans


Did I say "Bill"? Sorry, I meant "Hillary"

/mayonnaise noises
 
2022-08-12 11:24:09 PM  
Maybe they all had notes signed by his mother.
 
2022-08-12 11:24:31 PM  
go f*ck yourself, Sorbo.
 
2022-08-12 11:24:47 PM  
Man, the utter lack of any coherent response from the usual brainless monsters on the right has me even more giddy.
Like... just a quiet night with no bullshiat. Laughter. 
But not a single legitimate peep out of anyone. Just... horror in the emptyness. I am enjoying the fark out of it.
 
2022-08-12 11:25:04 PM  

cocozilla: I think I shared this before but years ago at a convention I actually got his autograph on one of the box sets of DVDs of Hercules. All he did the entire convention was whine about how people like Xena more. He was a really petulant asshole who has just become a total farking douchebag. The sooner all of these Republican scumbags are dead the better.


I played in a free poker tournament at the Playboy Mansion and Kevin Sorbo was at my table. This was around 2005.

/csb
 
2022-08-12 11:26:25 PM  
I want to see Rifftrax do God's Not Dead
 
2022-08-12 11:26:32 PM  

WhippingBoi: The Homer Tax: WhippingBoi: Bill Clinton looks around nervously.

No one cares, throw him in jail forever with Trump and 99.5% of republicans

Did I say "Bill"? Sorry, I meant "Hillary"

/mayonnaise noises


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2022-08-12 11:27:13 PM  

WhippingBoi: Wine Sipping Elitist: Has anyone else's Twitter been off-center on their Android using Chrome? It's been like this all day where I can't see the user account.

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/Yes I need to close some of my 99+ tabs
//It's how I work, don't judge me

My "Twitter"? What grown adult uses "Twitter"???


Trump, for one, until he got his punk ass banninated.
 
2022-08-12 11:28:11 PM  

BMulligan: WhippingBoi: Wine Sipping Elitist: Has anyone else's Twitter been off-center on their Android using Chrome? It's been like this all day where I can't see the user account.

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/Yes I need to close some of my 99+ tabs
//It's how I work, don't judge me

My "Twitter"? What grown adult uses "Twitter"???

Trump, for one, until he got his punk ass banninated.


I said "grown adult", not "history's biggest loser"
 
2022-08-12 11:29:25 PM  
Does anyone here want puppy pictures?
 
2022-08-12 11:29:26 PM  
I mean, in fairness it wasn't for the whole "has admitted to being both a rapist and a pedophile in public dozens of times, including in one of the books he wrote" thing that got Trump raided.  It was the more urgent direct threat to the physical security and safety of America and its inhabitants associated with the major felony or retaining highly-classified, classified, and secret-marked documents (as in, the actual legal classification, not 'secret' in the sense of some undefined vague moral obligation) involving among other things our military assets.

Like... it's not even the "felony" part or that it was a crime in general that got him raided either, it was that he was essentially actively preparing to cause a farkton of people to be murdered and billions of dollars in military assets sabotaged or shot down, to the point of the treason being an in-progress thing that they needed to interrupt to prevent major practical repercussions.

And if you question the legitimacy or legality of assuming Trump was doing this, note that I've essentially summarized the explicit reason why many of the described files are classified to begin with, something which is generally described in writing in the files themselves.  It's the much higher-octane, soldier-murdering version of making an illegal copy of a key with "do not copy" engraved on it, you can't really argue that you just didn't know you shouldn't have done that, the fact that you shouldn't keep it is written on the thing you're stealing.

Note also that Trump's release of the warrant-related shiat failed to redact the names, meaning that he literally endangered federal employees en masse in his ostensible argument that he wasn't endangering federal employees.

... I'm gonna admit that I'm kinda feeling that maybe even the left-leaning news coverage is missing some of why we should be farking panicking about this.  Trump had a meeting with the Saudis that was almost certainly to sell some of this shiat this week, and while sure, the nuclear codes themselves have been changed so that he can't personally call in a launch directly, supporting documents regarding security features are a very, very easy gold-mine for anyone seeking potential vulnerabilities.  Y'know, the reason things are marked classified.
 
2022-08-12 11:30:51 PM  
has he always been awful?
 
2022-08-12 11:31:07 PM  

cocozilla: I think I shared this before but years ago at a convention I actually got his autograph on one of the box sets of DVDs of Hercules. All he did the entire convention was whine about how people like Xena more. He was a really petulant asshole who has just become a total farking douchebag. The sooner all of these Republican scumbags are dead the better.


Not surprising since Xena surpassed Hercules in popularity, and he nearly stroked out in anger during Kull he has been saying bad stuff about the whole cast and crew... but in most interviews with the godly types he throws in a little homophobia.
 
2022-08-12 11:31:26 PM  
They run out of " B " movies for him to make ??
 
2022-08-12 11:31:47 PM  
Unless there's evidence in one of the households and a credible claim to that which would get a search warrant, why would a search happen?
 
2022-08-12 11:32:09 PM  

WhippingBoi: Bill Clinton looks around nervously.


How does Clintons' existence justify Trump's espionage activities?
 
2022-08-12 11:36:44 PM  
I used to really like him.

/ please please, please Universe, keep Mark Hamill sane
 
2022-08-12 11:41:01 PM  
Trump has just been working to expose eostein's victim's for the last 30 years. He and oh have a tee time tmrw to look for the killer of his ex wife and acquaintance
 
2022-08-12 11:41:03 PM  
 

Jim_Callahan: ... I'm gonna admit that I'm kinda feeling that maybe even the left-leaning news coverage is missing some of why we should be farking panicking about this. Trump had a meeting with the Saudis that was almost certainly to sell some of this shiat this week, and while sure, the nuclear codes themselves have been changed so that he can't personally call in a launch directly, supporting documents regarding security features are a very, very easy gold-mine for anyone seeking potential vulnerabilities. Y'know, the reason things are marked classified.


They aren't missing it.  They're not supposed to speculate about  shiat that serious.  They aren't Fox News.
 
2022-08-12 11:42:08 PM  

king of vegas: cocozilla: I think I shared this before but years ago at a convention I actually got his autograph on one of the box sets of DVDs of Hercules. All he did the entire convention was whine about how people like Xena more. He was a really petulant asshole who has just become a total farking douchebag. The sooner all of these Republican scumbags are dead the better.

I played in a free poker tournament at the Playboy Mansion and Kevin Sorbo was at my table. This was around 2005.

/csb


A younger time-traveling version of me would like to know more.

/not the Sorbo part
 
2022-08-12 11:44:07 PM  

WhippingBoi: Wine Sipping Elitist: Has anyone else's Twitter been off-center on their Android using Chrome? It's been like this all day where I can't see the user account.

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/Yes I need to close some of my 99+ tabs
//It's how I work, don't judge me

My "Twitter"? What grown adult uses "Twitter"???


Hahaha I'm old.
Gen X represent!

/Listening to Johnny Cash version of Hurt
 
2022-08-12 11:44:36 PM  

Toxic Park: baka-san: Go play with your Quaker Oats box peanut

The girl on the oatmeal box?

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2022-08-12 11:45:25 PM  

ReaverZ: I used to really like him.

/ please please, please Universe, keep Mark Hamill sane


Peanut has always been this way, but kept his mouth shut during the Xena and Hercules days while everyone else involved turned out to be pretty farking awesome from Lucy, Renee, Michael Hurst, Alexandra Tydings, Hudson Leick, Karl Urban, etc... Oh, and the crossover episodes with Xena cast members and those with Bruce Campbell are still fun to watch because he takes over immediately.

Mark will always be Mark.
 
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