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2022-08-12 4:57:44 PM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Month Voting for July 2022! 

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, context - like buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

Take the time to read and laugh. Then vote!

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Voting starts Friday, August 12, and ends Wednesday, August 17, 4pm Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for July 2022 Headlines of the Month!
 
2022-08-12 4:57:44 PM  
People who regularly talk to AI chatbots often start to believe they're sentient, Unlike people who talk to real service desk operators start to think they're lifeless robots


Linked article: theregister.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:44 PM  
Pennsylvania Game Commission considering reintroduction of the American marten, which is like the European marten except it doesn't understand the metric system and calls football soccer


Linked article: lehighvalleylive.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:44 PM  
Scientist denies opening portals into parallel universes. His twin brother nods in agreement, stroking his goatee


Linked article: pcgamer.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:44 PM  
Faulty cartridges powering ejection seats have grounded hundreds of F-35s. Expected fix is to remove cartridges, blow on them, and reinsert


Linked article: thedrive.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:44 PM  
Back in its day, this prehistoric insect wore eggs on its legs. As was the fashion


Linked article: livescience.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:45 PM  
Amazon's Ring gave record amount of footage to government in 2021. The precious data. They wants it. They needs it, precious


Linked article: techcrunch.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:45 PM  
Have you noticed it's getting harder and harder to understand dialog at the theater or on TV? It's not you; it's silpy flumbrick, with mezashim drangling theapred in a rasker. Especially Tom Hardy


Linked article: youtube.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:45 PM  
BepiColombo started to leave, but then turned around. "Just one more thing"


Linked article: esa.int
 
2022-08-12 4:57:45 PM  
Advance in superconducting magnets means magnetic-confinement fusion now only 19.99 years away


 
2022-08-12 4:57:45 PM  
July 8, a day with a moment which 99% of humanity is in "sunlight" at the same time. In unrelated news: The Pacific Ocean is farking big


Linked article: earthsky.org
 
2022-08-12 4:57:45 PM  
More than 2 years after the first 1 TB microSD cards, Micron introduces the first 1.5 TB microSD card. Now you can store your p... I mean, holiday snaps collection. Yes, holiday snaps


Linked article: liliputing.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:45 PM  
It'd be a hell of a lot further along if it wasn't always stopping to get snacks, pee, and get on social media


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:46 PM  
Starlink speeds drop as the service struggles to keep up with the torrent of porn and cat pictures that comes with running an ISP


Linked article: pcmag.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:46 PM  
Eleanor Red Deer picks at the sparse fields where none of the other deer graze. Lives out her days


Linked article: phys.org
 
2022-08-12 4:57:46 PM  
How many seas must the energy sector sail, before they let wind turbines stand? The answer, my friend, is BOEM in the wind


Linked article: doi.gov
 
2022-08-12 4:57:46 PM  
Leaping on to the leaderboard for "Understatement of the Year" NASA calls a rocket of unknown national origin that crashed into the moon earlier this year "highly unusual"


Linked article: thehill.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:46 PM  
Fear the retracted dead


Linked article: science.org
 
2022-08-12 4:57:46 PM  
The most laughably bad uses of computers in movies and TV shows. You were going to guess #1 correctly but were too busy uploading a virus in space


Linked article: tedium.co
 
2022-08-12 4:57:46 PM  
Underground pitcher is catcher


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:46 PM  
Fitbit for cows? I LIKE TO MOOVE IT, MOOVE IT


Linked article: bc.ctvnews.ca
 
2022-08-12 4:57:47 PM  
Asbestos is identified in majority of schools in Northern Ireland through all the nicotine stains


Linked article: bbc.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:47 PM  
Never tell me the odds


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:47 PM  
Surgeons successfully transplant pig hearts into dead humans. Honestly, that doesn't sound too difficult


Linked article: thedailybeast.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:47 PM  
The next full moon, on August 11, is also known as a Sturgeon Moon. Sounds fishy to me


Linked article: almanac.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:47 PM  
NASA records sound from 30 TRILLION miles away. Translation: "We have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty"


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:47 PM  
"Three new species of black-bellied salamander found in southern Appalachian Mountains." That's the newts, stay tuned for the weather and sports


Linked article: eurekalert.org
 
2022-08-12 4:57:47 PM  
Research shows that the Shadows were right. Suck it Vorlons


Linked article: science.org
 
2022-08-12 4:57:48 PM  
The activation mechanism of flaviviruses has been identified BOYEEEEEE


Linked article: phys.org
 
2022-08-12 4:57:48 PM  
When your ore smelters lie 'neath Rome's Emperor's eye? That was Moray


Linked article: bbc.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:48 PM  
Santa discovers material that removes toxic pollutants from drinking water. Efficacy on elf and reindeer droppings unclear


Linked article: phys.org
 
2022-08-12 4:57:48 PM  
Is it a dot, or is it a speck? When it's underwater does it get wet? Or does the water get it instead? Nobody knows these particles, man


Linked article: popularmechanics.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:48 PM  
Monarch butterfly populations rapidly shrinking. Brock Samson wanted for questioning


Linked article: apnews.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:48 PM  
Now scientists are telling us that sharks are "millions of years older than dinosaurs." And yet, they're still sharks. They never evolved into anything. Like bananas. Now do you see? Now is it clear?


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:48 PM  
Scientists identify mysterious "lord of the universe" deity from Palmyra. Masters of the Universe from Eternia unavailable for comment


Linked article: livescience.com
 
2022-08-12 4:57:48 PM  
Now you know how subby gets so many greens


Linked article: medicalxpress.com
 
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