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2022-08-12 4:14:19 PM  
a mansion with approximately 58 bedrooms, 33 bathrooms,

That will be amended once they inventory all of the burner toilet rooms.
 
2022-08-12 4:15:54 PM  
2A - Various classified/TS/SCI documents

Oh he farked...
 
2022-08-12 4:19:50 PM  
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2022-08-12 4:21:57 PM  
OTUS. Bet he just went nuts when he read that.
 
2022-08-12 4:22:22 PM  
Whoops. FPOTUS that is
 
2022-08-12 4:23:09 PM  
So, uh... Indictment when?

/Not sure if I want it today
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2022-08-12 4:26:41 PM  

LawPD: OTUS. Bet he just went nuts when he read that.


LawPD: Whoops. FPOTUS that is


No. OTUS it is

Orange Treasonist Under Surveillance
 
2022-08-12 4:28:55 PM  
And this part:

a. Any physical documents with classification markings, along with any containers/boxes (including any other contents) in which such documents are located, as well as any other containers/boxes that are collectively stored or found together with the aforementioned documents and containers/boxes;

They just hit the farking lotto on that!
 
2022-08-12 4:33:56 PM  
PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU FOUND, GARLAND!
 
2022-08-12 4:35:23 PM  

null: PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU FOUND, GARLAND!


There is already a grand jury. That is how the docs were subpoenaed in the first place.
 
2022-08-12 4:35:44 PM  

null: PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU FOUND, GARLAND!


Me too,  man.
Me too.
Please let this be the day.
 
2022-08-12 4:37:55 PM  

GardenWeasel: null: PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU FOUND, GARLAND!

There is already a grand jury. That is how the docs were subpoenaed in the first place.


Might I remind you that two grand juries refused to indict Deshame Cosby and he's set to start the f*cking game tonight(?)

Again, PLEASE DO SOMETHING!
 
2022-08-12 4:47:00 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:12:00 PM  

LawPD: OTUS. Bet he just went nuts when he read that.


Everyone: "OTUSBurg?!?"
 
2022-08-12 5:12:34 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:12:35 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:12:49 PM  

null: PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU FOUND, GARLAND!


Do you think they just woke up today and discovered this shiat?
 
2022-08-12 5:12:57 PM  
Biden should pardon President Trump so we can move this country back to the center where it belongs. I am very independent thinker
 
2022-08-12 5:13:02 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:13:05 PM  

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I can't be the only one who hopes they ring up each "Miscellaneous <X> Documents" as a separate charge, right?
 
2022-08-12 5:13:54 PM  
Why use the term "FPOTUS" when there's already a perfectly good "TFG"
 
2022-08-12 5:13:57 PM  
Fark, today you're doing an especially bad job of not being my personal erotica site.
 
2022-08-12 5:14:07 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:14:09 PM  
Popcorn futures
 
2022-08-12 5:14:19 PM  

markie_farkie: 2A - Various classified/TS/SCI documents

Oh he farked...


he super farked.

you don't just "accidentally" walk out of a SCIF with TS/SCI material. You do that shiat knowingly. He (or whoever he ordered to do it) is farked six ways to sunday.

/5+ years per document?
 
2022-08-12 5:14:57 PM  
The "45 Room" Seriously?
 
2022-08-12 5:15:19 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Biden should pardon President Trump so we can move this country back to the center where it belongs. I am very independent thinker


Biden isn't going to do shiat to save Trump. I'm not even sure another GOP president after Biden would do shiat to save Trump. Trump is going to go down as the first president to get convicted on the farking Espionage Act
 
2022-08-12 5:15:56 PM  
Is that where the Epstein photo albums were stored?
 
2022-08-12 5:15:58 PM  
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markie_farkie: 2A - Various classified/TS/SCI documents

Oh he farked...


I can only hope.
 
2022-08-12 5:16:18 PM  
Is anyone watching the terrorist-o-sphere after the doc reveal? Morbidly curious about the frenzy the Y'alliban is whipping themselves into.
 
2022-08-12 5:16:30 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:16:34 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:16:37 PM  

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Yeah you can seal that back up and leave it in the attic, thanks
 
2022-08-12 5:16:45 PM  

markie_farkie: a mansion with approximately 58 bedrooms, 33 bathrooms,


He's a man of the people. I can see why he is so relatable to the NASCAR crowd.
 
2022-08-12 5:16:48 PM  
The locations to be searched include the "45 Office,"

*rolls eyes*
 
2022-08-12 5:16:52 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:16:52 PM  

Bootleg: So, uh... Indictment when?

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2022-08-12 5:16:58 PM  
Potatoes peeled.
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2022-08-12 5:17:12 PM  

somedude210: Palined Parenthood: Biden should pardon President Trump so we can move this country back to the center where it belongs. I am very independent thinker

Biden isn't going to do shiat to save Trump. I'm not even sure another GOP president after Biden would do shiat to save Trump. Trump is going to go down as the first president to get convicted on the farking Espionage Act


His death would stop all investigation.  He would effectively get away with it.
 
2022-08-12 5:17:17 PM  

zerkalo: The "45 Room" Seriously?


Yeah, it'll be a fun stop on the tour after we own his entire farking shiat show, property, and grave site.

Everyone who wants can buy their own Ivanka or Melania to fark with a half flaccid penis when the tour stop at the 45 room. Fun for the whole gang.
 
2022-08-12 5:17:17 PM  
...They'd better have an absolutely bullet proof reason to have 18 USC 793 on there...

...That's mother fucking serious.
 
2022-08-12 5:17:21 PM  
Oh, great, the Liters are here.
 
2022-08-12 5:17:22 PM  
Maybe somethin' gonna happen now?
 
2022-08-12 5:17:24 PM  
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get thicced!
 
2022-08-12 5:17:40 PM  
WHAR PEEPEE TAPE? WHAR?
 
2022-08-12 5:17:50 PM  

maxandgrinch: Is that where the Epstein photo albums were stored?


No. Filmed and produced. Starring --([ CARRIER LOST
 
2022-08-12 5:17:54 PM  

LawPD: OTUS. Bet he just went nuts when he read that.


WHAT'S THAT, MISTER LOOTHOR?

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2022-08-12 5:18:03 PM  
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2022-08-12 5:18:03 PM  
"All physical documents and records constituting evidence, contraband, fruits of crime, or
other items illegally possessed in violation of 18 U.S.C. §§ 793, 2071 , or 1519,"


18 U.S. Code § 793 - Gathering, transmitting or losing defense information
18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally
18 U.S. Code § 1519 - Destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in Federal investigations and bankruptcy

In some cases, it's the crime AND the cover-up.
 
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