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(Twitter)   Jeffrey Toobin gets off of CNN, which is at least better than getting off on CNN   (twitter.com) divider line
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1956 clicks; posted to Politics » on 12 Aug 2022 at 8:30 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-12 3:49:22 PM  
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2022-08-12 4:16:18 PM  
Tommy Lee shamed him into quitting. We will still call flashing your wang on Zoom Toobin', though.
 
2022-08-12 4:26:40 PM  
Book about Oklahoma City? I mean... Yeah it has some kind of connection to what's going on today... but... I'm not seeing that as a big seller, guy.
 
2022-08-12 4:40:48 PM  
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2022-08-12 4:43:45 PM  
Subby, that is just wrong wrong wrong.

He was getting off on the New Yorker.
 
2022-08-12 4:50:21 PM  
Good.  They shouldn't have hired Spanky back in the first place.
 
2022-08-12 6:57:25 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:33:28 PM  
who?
 
2022-08-12 8:33:53 PM  
You're not my supervisor.
 
2022-08-12 8:35:18 PM  
Just beat it already..
 
2022-08-12 8:36:56 PM  

DarnoKonrad: who?


The guy who was jerking off on a Zoom team meeting.
 
2022-08-12 8:38:53 PM  
So the OKC bombing, blasting caps used in the explosion were stolen from a mining site by folks who weren't named Timothy McVeigh or Terry Nichols.

They never publicly named the people who stole those caps.

(Wikipedia has this information wrong)
 
2022-08-12 8:39:12 PM  
I'm more concerned about the 2023 Oklahoma City bombing
 
2022-08-12 8:39:19 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Book about Oklahoma City? I mean... Yeah it has some kind of connection to what's going on today... but... I'm not seeing that as a big seller, guy.


agreed. He doesn't seem like one who knows to stroke while the iron is hot.
 
2022-08-12 8:42:28 PM  
Come on guys, which of us hasn't jerked off on Zoom.

/guys?
//... come on someone back me up here
///FINE LIVE IN YOUR DENIAL
 
2022-08-12 8:42:28 PM  

mistahtom: So the OKC bombing, blasting caps used in the explosion were stolen from a mining site by folks who weren't named Timothy McVeigh or Terry Nichols.

They never publicly named the people who stole those caps.

(Wikipedia has this information wrong)


That's unpossible.
 
2022-08-12 8:42:35 PM  
He's leaving to spend more time with his penis.
 
2022-08-12 8:43:56 PM  
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RIP Toobin
 
2022-08-12 8:45:34 PM  
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RIP Toobin
 
2022-08-12 8:45:46 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:45:52 PM  

Palined Parenthood: [thekingofgrabs.files.wordpress.com image 768x1024]
RIP Toobin


Dammit!
 
2022-08-12 8:47:04 PM  

Fart_Machine: Palined Parenthood: [thekingofgrabs.files.wordpress.com image 768x1024]
RIP Toobin

Dammit!


For once, mine's bigger!
 
2022-08-12 8:47:33 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Come on guys, which of us hasn't jerked off on Zoom.

/guys?
//... come on someone back me up here
///FINE LIVE IN YOUR DENIAL


The key is to turn off your camera, but leave your mic on
 
2022-08-12 8:47:58 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Fart_Machine: Palined Parenthood: [thekingofgrabs.files.wordpress.com image 768x1024]
RIP Toobin

Dammit!

For once, mine's bigger!


And you've got another credit.

/shakes fist of quarters
 
2022-08-12 8:48:22 PM  
I hope it's not a pop up book
 
2022-08-12 8:50:04 PM  

OhioUGrad: MurphyMurphy: Come on guys, which of us hasn't jerked off on Zoom.

/guys?
//... come on someone back me up here
///FINE LIVE IN YOUR DENIAL

The key is to turn off your camera, but leave your mic on


I've worked with heavy breathers that sound like their climbing steps while explaining a project. I assumed they had COPD.

I'm suddenly uncomfortable with some of my past work meetings.
 
2022-08-12 8:53:29 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: He's leaving to spend more time with his penis.


This is nice for his coworkers. They had to work with him while remembering him spanking it while watching them on Zoom.
 
2022-08-12 8:59:26 PM  

Palined Parenthood: [thekingofgrabs.files.wordpress.com image 768x1024]
RIP Toobin


Oh, yeah. I played the shiat out of that game.
 
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2022-08-12 9:00:07 PM  
I've been getting off TO CNN today. Does that count?
 
2022-08-12 9:00:49 PM  
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2022-08-12 9:09:04 PM  
Wellbye.gif
 
2022-08-12 9:15:37 PM  

OhioUGrad: MurphyMurphy: Come on guys, which of us hasn't jerked off on Zoom.

/guys?
//... come on someone back me up here
///FINE LIVE IN YOUR DENIAL

The key is to turn off your camera, but leave your mic on


I got one of those binaural microphone setups so everyone can get a 3d experience. "headphones on!"
 
2022-08-12 9:35:55 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Come on guys, which of us hasn't jerked off on Zoom.

/guys?
//... come on someone back me up here
///FINE LIVE IN YOUR DENIAL


I'm over 50. I can barely stay awake on Zoom calls. The only stuff coming out of me they are going to see is snores and a little drool.
 
2022-08-12 9:45:55 PM  
Well, I guess Toobin has plenty of time to do some...toobin.
 
2022-08-12 9:46:22 PM  
I dunno... last 24 hours or so have been pretty much hardcore pornography for a lot of us on CNN...
 
2022-08-12 9:53:01 PM  

Hyjamon: NewportBarGuy: Book about Oklahoma City? I mean... Yeah it has some kind of connection to what's going on today... but... I'm not seeing that as a big seller, guy.

agreed. He doesn't seem like one who knows to stroke while the iron is hot.


Stroke While The Iron Is Hot is the first porno I ever saw...
 
2022-08-12 10:09:43 PM  
Jerk off.

😁
 
2022-08-12 10:11:07 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Come on guys, which of us hasn't jerked off on Zoom.

/guys?
//... come on someone back me up here
///FINE LIVE IN YOUR DENIAL


I don't have Zoom. Sorry buddy.
 
2022-08-12 10:50:06 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

JeffreyToobin: Friends, I've decided that, after 20 years, I'm leaving @cnn after my vacation. Was great to spend my last day on air with pals Wolf, Anderson and Don. Love all my former colleagues. Watch for my next book, about the Oklahoma City bombing, coming in 2023 from @simonandschuster


Did his cock pics ever leak? I'm morbidly curious
 
2022-08-13 10:51:49 AM  
wanker
Youtube CIMbYfj_Rus
 
2022-08-13 4:40:38 PM  
Toobin will have more time to represent clients pro-boner.
 
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