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    More: Facepalm, Broadband Internet access, Internet service provider, press release, Starlink broadband services, underserved internet states, service provider, Chairwoman Rosenworcel, wide availability  
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2022-08-12 8:58:12 PM  
7 votes:
Those motherfarkers wanted a SUBSIDY?!?!? Fark them.

Nationalize their company. If they need $1 Billion subsidy, they are not ready to privatize space flight.
2022-08-12 6:34:16 PM  
4 votes:
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I sense meme potential.
2022-08-12 9:20:18 PM  
4 votes:
They wanted 1B for a service that requires no laying cable but would require consumers to still but $600 dishes.
2022-08-12 9:19:48 PM  
3 votes:
Starlink has failed.  Have spaceforce shoot it out of the sky.

Problem solved.
2022-08-13 12:36:10 PM  
2 votes:
2022-08-13 3:32:20 AM  
1 vote:
Off the record, FCC officials also added: 'Dude is a total douche canoe. His company never had a chance.'
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