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(CNN)   FBI recovered 11 sets of classified documents, will be returned to their rightful mommies and daddies soon   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-08-12 2:44:59 PM  
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793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.
 
2022-08-12 2:45:05 PM  
Let those who have not kept top secret classified documents at their personal club cast the first stone...
 
2022-08-12 2:45:06 PM  
The Wall Street Journal is not exactly the Evil Liberal Deep State Fake News Mainstream Media.
 
2022-08-12 2:45:11 PM  
I keep seeing that there were 12 sets they were after, though I don't think that was officially confirmed.

Does that mean that one set has been sold?
 
2022-08-12 2:45:12 PM  
Should the GOP gain a majority in any Congressional chamber, they will keep the government shutdown.
 
2022-08-12 2:45:15 PM  
So, that's pretty "caught red-handed."

Can we get a perp walk now? In handcuffs past the TV cameras, please.
 
2022-08-12 2:45:41 PM  
Included was a dossier on Emmanuel Macron.

Kompromat?
 
2022-08-12 2:46:05 PM  
https://mobile.twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/832993436533874688
Any foreign intel service that doesn't have an agent as a member or employee of Mar-a-Lago is guilty of rank incompetence.

/tweet from the way back of 2017
 
2022-08-12 2:46:10 PM  
Note: The WSJ story is the "defense" that Trump allies put out to help defend Donnie for when the actual warrant and inventory list gets released.

If having a box of TS//SCI material (which should never leave the SCIF and doing so is a willful act) is the best they can muster, the shiat coming out at 3 is going to be very very bad.

/happy friday news dump day!
 
2022-08-12 2:46:25 PM  

phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.


Source?
 
2022-08-12 2:46:29 PM  

phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.


PS the penalty for that, is 10 years per document. *whistles*
 
2022-08-12 2:46:40 PM  

phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.


The problem is I don't think it prevents him from running for office. The Constitution is specific about the requirements for Presidency.
 
2022-08-12 2:46:45 PM  
Stupid traitor motherfarker.

Firing squad.
 
2022-08-12 2:46:50 PM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: The Wall Street Journal is not exactly the Evil Liberal Deep State Fake News Mainstream Media.


We've always been at war with East Wall Streetia.
 
2022-08-12 2:46:53 PM  
Looks like he picked the wrong week to give up ketchup...
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2022-08-12 2:47:13 PM  

Klivian: Does that mean that one set has been sold?


Or eaten, or flushed.

Or both.
 
2022-08-12 2:48:27 PM  

Klivian: I keep seeing that there were 12 sets they were after, though I don't think that was officially confirmed.

Does that mean that one set has been sold?


If i recall, it was the FBI recovered 12 boxes of stuff, not 12 sets of documents
 
2022-08-12 2:48:59 PM  

educated: phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act.

Holy. Shiat. Balls.

Source?


https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1558161937418051584

Legal Twitter is blowing up right now...

Found the source article: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/08/12/exclusive-warrant-shows-doj-fbi-waited-several-days-after-judge-approved-to-conduct-mar-a-lago-raid/

Breitbart. Of all groups.
 
2022-08-12 2:49:02 PM  
its_treason_then.gif
 
2022-08-12 2:49:03 PM  

mistahtom: Should the GOP gain a majority in any Congressional chamber, they will keep the government shutdown.


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2022-08-12 2:49:12 PM  

johnphantom: phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.

The problem is I don't think it prevents him from running for office. The Constitution is specific about the requirements for Presidency.


Kinda hard to attend rallies when you're behind bars.
 
2022-08-12 2:49:20 PM  
They would give more details on what exactly was included on those documents, but no one had a good ketchup remover.
 
2022-08-12 2:49:22 PM  

bloobeary: Klivian: Does that mean that one set has been sold?

Or eaten, or flushed.

Or both.


Hey! I said that somewhere... I think i used and/or, since if you eat it, it's gonna get flushed as well...
 
2022-08-12 2:49:23 PM  
WHO AMONG US??
 
2022-08-12 2:49:39 PM  
The newspaper reported that FBI agents removed about 20 boxes from former President Donald Trump's resort and residence in Palm Beach, Florida -- including binders, sets of classified government materials, photographs and at least one handwritten note.

"Don't take these home!"
 
2022-08-12 2:50:12 PM  

somedude210: Klivian: I keep seeing that there were 12 sets they were after, though I don't think that was officially confirmed.

Does that mean that one set has been sold?

If i recall, it was the FBI recovered 12 boxes of stuff, not 12 sets of documents


Thank you, there is a distinction there.

Really really hope he didn't manage to sell anything, but part of me thinks that would have been done January 22 2021
 
2022-08-12 2:50:27 PM  

phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.


Section 1519 cited is the criminal statute Congress passed to broadly cover obstruction of justice and to rectify various loopholes in section 1503 - Andrew Weissman
 
2022-08-12 2:50:31 PM  

johnphantom: phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.

The problem is I don't think it prevents him from running for office. The Constitution is specific about the requirements for Presidency.


Might fall under the "given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. " clause of the 14th Amendment.
 
2022-08-12 2:50:35 PM  

ShawnKemp: Let those who have not kept top secret classified documents at their personal club cast the first stone...


...
*fine*

But it still leaves ten to eleven sets of documents that... oh, sorry dear Ivana.  Looks like they are going to be exhuming after all.
 
2022-08-12 2:51:21 PM  
The future mar-a-lardo

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2022-08-12 2:51:28 PM  

Klivian: somedude210: Klivian: I keep seeing that there were 12 sets they were after, though I don't think that was officially confirmed.

Does that mean that one set has been sold?

If i recall, it was the FBI recovered 12 boxes of stuff, not 12 sets of documents

Thank you, there is a distinction there.

Really really hope he didn't manage to sell anything, but part of me thinks that would have been done January 22 2021


I hope he did and garland has the receipts. That is the only way this goes anywhere past recovering the documents.
 
2022-08-12 2:51:29 PM  

phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.


Espionage doesn't cover the Ukrainian genocide over Ukraine not falsifying charges against Hunter Biden.
Trump blocked military aid funds so Putin could invade.
 
2022-08-12 2:51:38 PM  
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2022-08-12 2:51:58 PM  
Tonight on Fox-

Hunter Bidens laptop
Bengazi
Obama brown suit
Trump kept us safer by keeping the classified documents in Maro Lago so Pelosi couldn't get to them
Why didn't Pelosi keep the documents out of Trumps hands?
Gas prices
 
2022-08-12 2:52:21 PM  
Let him who has not absconded with above-top-secret documents cast the first stone.
 
2022-08-12 2:52:36 PM  
The only thing that disappointing me about this i was sure TFG was going to be visiting Terre Haute. But much like Elvis,TFG would rather die (this time in Leavenworth) than go to Terre Haute.
 
2022-08-12 2:53:19 PM  
Christ CNN, stop this shiat:


In a pair of posts to Truth Social following Garland's statement, Trump continued to claim that his attorneys were "cooperating fully" and had developed "very good relationships" with federal investigators prior to Monday's search at Mar-a-Lago.
"The government could have had whatever they wanted, if we had it," Trump said. "Everything was fine, better than most previous Presidents, and then, out of nowhere and with no warning, Mar-a-Lago was raided, at 6:30 in the morning, by VERY large numbers of agents, and even 'safecrackers.'"


No one gives a fark what he says. You have the information that demonstrates this is a lie. That is the only context in which his bad faith statements need to be repeated.
 
2022-08-12 2:53:23 PM  
This was released to f*cking Breitbart and the WSJ.  Do we actually believe it's accurate or is it just a fig leaf ahead of the actual warrant and inventory?
 
2022-08-12 2:53:25 PM  
Next defense from donnie two scoops: the real classified documents are the friends we made along the way.
 
2022-08-12 2:53:42 PM  

LawPD: its_treason_then.gif


Always was, since 2015.
 
2022-08-12 2:54:27 PM  

phimuskapsi: educated: phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act.

Holy. Shiat. Balls.

Source?

https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1558161937418051584

Legal Twitter is blowing up right now...

Found the source article: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/08/12/exclusive-warrant-shows-doj-fbi-waited-several-days-after-judge-approved-to-conduct-mar-a-lago-raid/

Breitbart. Of all groups.


NBC also obtained the warrant. As has Politico.

It's out there now
 
2022-08-12 2:54:28 PM  

litespeed74: Tonight on Fox-

Hunter Bidens laptop
Bengazi
Obama brown suit
Trump kept us safer by keeping the classified documents in Maro Lago so Pelosi couldn't get to them
Why didn't Pelosi keep the documents out of Trumps hands?
Gas prices


And how all of these documents were actually pulled from Hunter's laptop.
 
2022-08-12 2:54:33 PM  

Antimatter: Next defense from donnie two scoops: the real classified documents are the friends we made along the way.


Problem: TFG wouldn't know a friend if he didn't pay them with a bounced check.
 
2022-08-12 2:54:51 PM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: The Wall Street Journal is not exactly the Evil Liberal Deep State Fake News Mainstream Media.


Bro even Brietbart is shiatting its pants over this one.
 
2022-08-12 2:55:03 PM  

hobnail: This was released to f*cking Breitbart and the WSJ.  Do we actually believe it's accurate or is it just a fig leaf ahead of the actual warrant and inventory?


If they're admitting to stealing TS/SCI stuff, what the hell is left to hide?  Human remains?
 
2022-08-12 2:55:10 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Let him who has not absconded with above-top-secret documents cast the first stone.


Plink
 
2022-08-12 2:55:17 PM  

educated: phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act.

Holy. Shiat. Balls.

Source?


18 U.S. Code § 793 - Gathering, transmitting or losing defense information
 
2022-08-12 2:55:24 PM  

hobnail: This was released to f*cking Breitbart and the WSJ.  Do we actually believe it's accurate or is it just a fig leaf ahead of the actual warrant and inventory?


NBC and Politico also just got the warrant
 
2022-08-12 2:55:36 PM  

phimuskapsi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x132]

793 is the Espionage Act. 

Holy. Shiat. Balls.


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2022-08-12 2:55:56 PM  
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