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(The Daily Beast)   Hawley is trying to run away from investigation into the Secret Service's missing Jan. 6 texts. Wow, look at that lil' fella haul ass   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, J. Edgar Hoover, George W. Bush, The Washington Post, United States Secret Service, Fraud, Editor's note, Sen. Josh Hawley, Inspector General Joseph Cuffari  
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2022-08-12 4:47:48 PM  
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
 
2022-08-12 5:57:00 PM  
Keep poking that hornet nest, traitor
 
2022-08-12 6:59:24 PM  
See chameleon
Lying there in the sun
All things to everyone
Run, run away
 
2022-08-12 8:07:03 PM  
"I mean, guys, do we really need to get to the bottom of this? Not like I'll be shown to be complicit in it or anything [extremely nervous chuckle] but you know I'm just saying, maybe we could focus on important matters like how Ted Cruz never washes his hands after taking a shiat and then shakes hands with his constituents."

/Second part I made up
//But it's probably true.
///Study it out
 
2022-08-12 8:09:27 PM  
Editor's note: Sen. Hawley's actions relate to a probe that does not involve missing Jan. 6 text messages. This article has been updated to reflect an update made to the original Washington Post report.
 
2022-08-12 8:09:52 PM  
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The only thing that matters AFTER the mob rushed the Capitol is who was responsible to holding off law enforcement.
 
2022-08-12 8:10:59 PM  

Carn: "I mean, guys, do we really need to get to the bottom of this? Not like I'll be shown to be complicit in it or anything [extremely nervous chuckle] but you know I'm just saying, maybe we could focus on important matters like how Ted Cruz never washes his hands after taking a shiat and then shakes hands with his constituents."

/Second part I made up
//But it's probably true.
///Study it out


Don't be a cultural bigot. Why wouldn't Ted coat his hands with Calgary Cologne?
 
2022-08-12 8:11:29 PM  
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Hawley is a CCP-backed counter-propagandist whose directive is to stoke and promote white nationalism-based domestic terrorism.  He's working for China.
 
2022-08-12 8:12:12 PM  
Wow, you guys are just getting f*cked through orifices I didn't even know existed.
 
2022-08-12 8:12:30 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:12:50 PM  
I heard someone refer to him as Jogs Hallway and now I can't unhear it.

/now you can't either
 
2022-08-12 8:15:55 PM  

mistahtom: [Fark user image image 425x341]

Hawley is a CCP-backed counter-propagandist whose directive is to stoke and promote white nationalism-based domestic terrorism.  He's working for China.


He works for the Highest Bidder, he is a republican after all...
 
2022-08-12 8:16:55 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Wow, you guys are just getting f*cked through orifices I didn't even know existed.


Did Ted Cruz try to ram his ovipositor down Hallway's cloaca again?
 
2022-08-12 8:17:13 PM  
FTFA: Inspector General Joseph Cuffari, a Trump appointee, has been probing the issue of the missing text messages from around the Jan. 6 insurrection for 15 months, but has refused to release some documents and tried to block some interviews.

Jesus F*ck Me Christ, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
 
2022-08-12 8:18:10 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: Inspector General Joseph Cuffari, a Trump appointee, has been probing the issue of the missing text messages from around the Jan. 6 insurrection for 15 months, but has refused to release some documents and tried to block some interviews.

Jesus F*ck Me Christ, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?


no please guys we cant go firing people when its time to unite the soul of the election year this nation
 
2022-08-12 8:27:58 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: Inspector General Joseph Cuffari, a Trump appointee, has been probing the issue of the missing text messages from around the Jan. 6 insurrection for 15 months, but has refused to release some documents and tried to block some interviews.

Jesus F*ck Me Christ, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?


Trump appointed these people at random because he's a lazy sack of shiat that didn't wanna stick around the office for too long. So 'Trump-appointed judge' isn't always as dire as it sounds.

It's kind of a wild card. Sometimes they're craven Republican sycophants. Sometimes they're lawful-neutral/evil people that are married to the letter of the law. There are innumerable examples of Trump getting biatch slapped by his own judges, so we shall see!
 
2022-08-12 8:29:49 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:34:41 PM  
Because of course he does.
Josh Hadley - Toxic Masculinity R-MO.

/r-no lol
 
2022-08-12 8:36:04 PM  

greensunshine: Because of course he does.
Josh Hadley - Toxic Masculinity R-MO.

/r-no lol


Hawley
/that's Hedley!
 
2022-08-12 8:40:06 PM  
So it is safe to assume that Josh Hawley is neck deep implicated in the scandal.
 
2022-08-12 8:42:20 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:45:07 PM  
I see we have Slade covered already.

How about we up the irons?

Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills (Official Video)
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2022-08-12 8:52:15 PM  
One thing about why this is SO bad.

No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to admit that they were wrong, that they backed the wrong horse, put faith in the wrong preacher, or some other similar metaphor...

It is going to be a really REALLY hard pill for them to swallow when it becomes clear that their Orange God committed espionage.  Mind you, the other two don't matter.  Because Republicans will always say those things don't count.

But espionage?! Like actually SELLING secrets to a foreign government?!
That is going to be really really hard to defend.  And they are going to have to admit that they were wrong.  They never will of course.  And that will just make them look even worse.

And I don't feel sorry for them one little bit.  We've been trying to warn you dickbrains about this.
 
2022-08-12 8:56:33 PM  
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2022-08-12 9:08:56 PM  

heavymetal: So it is safe to assume that Josh Hawley is neck deep implicated in the scandal.


Question is, Which Scandals, and How Many?
 
2022-08-12 9:10:53 PM  

durbnpoisn: One thing about why this is SO bad.

No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to admit that they were wrong, that they backed the wrong horse, put faith in the wrong preacher, or some other similar metaphor...

It is going to be a really REALLY hard pill for them to swallow when it becomes clear that their Orange God committed espionage.  Mind you, the other two don't matter.  Because Republicans will always say those things don't count.

But espionage?! Like actually SELLING secrets to a foreign government?!
That is going to be really really hard to defend.  And they are going to have to admit that they were wrong. They never will of course.  And that will just make them look even worse.

And I don't feel sorry for them one little bit.  We've been trying to warn you dickbrains about this.


Oh, you sweet summer child.  They will power through this with their faith not only unshaken, but increased.
 
2022-08-12 9:12:44 PM  

durbnpoisn: One thing about why this is SO bad.

No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to admit that they were wrong, that they backed the wrong horse, put faith in the wrong preacher, or some other similar metaphor...

It is going to be a really REALLY hard pill for them to swallow when it becomes clear that their Orange God committed espionage.  Mind you, the other two don't matter.  Because Republicans will always say those things don't count.

But espionage?! Like actually SELLING secrets to a foreign government?!
That is going to be really really hard to defend.  And they are going to have to admit that they were wrong.  They never will of course.  And that will just make them look even worse.

And I don't feel sorry for them one little bit.  We've been trying to warn you dickbrains about this.


I'm just waiting to see what percentage of eligible voters say they're "Undecided" between Democrats and Republicans.

I'm predicting it'll be in the 20% - 25% range.
 
2022-08-12 9:19:09 PM  

yellowjester: he is a republican after all...


Misspelled "Repugnaklan"
 
2022-08-12 9:22:26 PM  

Carn: "I mean, guys, do we really need to get to the bottom of this? Not like I'll be shown to be complicit in it or anything [extremely nervous chuckle] but you know I'm just saying, maybe we could focus on important matters like how Ted Cruz never washes his hands after taking a shiat and then shakes hands with his constituents."

/Second part I made up
//But it's probably true.
///Study it out


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2022-08-12 9:43:23 PM  

mistahtom: [Fark user image 425x341]

Hawley is a CCP-backed counter-propagandist whose directive is to stoke and promote white nationalism-based domestic terrorism.  He's working for China.


bingo
 
2022-08-12 9:55:43 PM  

Carn: "I mean, guys, do we really need to get to the bottom of this? Not like I'll be shown to be complicit in it or anything [extremely nervous chuckle] but you know I'm just saying, maybe we could focus on important matters like how Ted Cruz never washes his hands after taking a shiat and then shakes hands with his constituents."

/Second part I made up
//But it's probably true.
///Study it out


Well, Cruz is a known booger-eater, so...
 
2022-08-12 10:07:08 PM  
We now return to DAMN JUSTICE, YOU SCARY! on C-SPAN.
 
2022-08-12 10:11:15 PM  
I'd call HawHaw a piece of shiate.  But shiate is good fertilizer.  HawHaw is far more useless and toxic.
 
2022-08-12 10:13:41 PM  
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I'll just leave this here, because Hawley being roasted by farking Dan Rather never gets old.
 
2022-08-12 11:45:45 PM  
"Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) is spearheading a contentious effort by some GOP lawmakers to scale back an investigation into the Department of Homeland Security Inspector General's Office "

So this is just another sideshow by some pissant rightwing attention whores. It has no chance of happening.
 
2022-08-13 12:02:18 AM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I heard someone refer to him as Jogs Hallway and now I can't unhear it.



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2022-08-13 12:19:30 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Wow, you guys are just getting f*cked through orifices I didn't even know existed.


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Well I'm just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before
 
2022-08-13 12:23:41 AM  

durbnpoisn: One thing about why this is SO bad.

No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to admit that they were wrong, that they backed the wrong horse, put faith in the wrong preacher, or some other similar metaphor...

It is going to be a really REALLY hard pill for them to swallow when it becomes clear that their Orange God committed espionage.  Mind you, the other two don't matter.  Because Republicans will always say those things don't count.

But espionage?! Like actually SELLING secrets to a foreign government?!
That is going to be really really hard to defend.  And they are going to have to admit that they were wrong.  They never will of course.  And that will just make them look even worse.

And I don't feel sorry for them one little bit.  We've been trying to warn you dickbrains about this.


Trump: When I said before that I was "King of Forwards," you gotta understand, that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just delivering drugs stolen, classified documents from one guy to another.
 
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