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6663 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2022 at 12:38 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-12 12:08:38 PM  
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2022-08-12 12:12:01 PM  
Amateurs. You are supposed to label them bomb 1 and bomb 3.

anyone who has done a senior prank with mice knows this.
 
2022-08-12 12:12:44 PM  
Wanted for questioning.
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2022-08-12 12:19:51 PM  
Anyone heard from MTG today?

Just curious.
 
2022-08-12 12:24:04 PM  
They're feeder lines to a brewery.

BOMB stands for Brew Or Mash Barrel.

MMMMM, beer plumbing..
 
2022-08-12 12:28:06 PM  

Devolving_Spud: Anyone heard from MTG today?

Just curious.


It's not her.  "Bomb" was spelled correctly.
 
2022-08-12 12:28:28 PM  
Could be worse. They could be labeled 'Bomb 1' and 'Bomb 26'.
 
2022-08-12 12:31:44 PM  
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You can't reason with Bomb 20, so there's that.
 
2022-08-12 12:34:07 PM  

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You can't reason with Bomb 20, so there's that.


It received a signal to detonate and, by golly, it wants to detonate.
Have your surf board ready.
 
2022-08-12 12:39:47 PM  
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2022-08-12 12:41:18 PM  
A buh?!
 
2022-08-12 12:41:56 PM  
I'd say this is too stupid to be real but this tracks with MAGA's whole "simultaneously hilarious and terrifying" vibe.
 
2022-08-12 12:42:15 PM  

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Respect.
 
2022-08-12 12:42:51 PM  
On the plus side, that's almost ideal terrorism. No actual victims, and you practically get the same results.

#NotAnEndorsement
 
2022-08-12 12:44:04 PM  
Numerically labelled pipes... A series of tubes?
 
2022-08-12 12:44:21 PM  

JJRRutgers: A buh?!


No, not a buh. A bomb.
 
2022-08-12 12:44:38 PM  
These are De La Soul lyrics, right?
 
2022-08-12 12:45:13 PM  
You sure it's not dildos?
 
2022-08-12 12:45:22 PM  
I think it was called "the bus that couldn't slow down"
 
2022-08-12 12:47:30 PM  
Were the devices outside an optometrist's office?

"Which can you see more clearly, bomb 1 or bomb 2?"
 
2022-08-12 12:48:06 PM  
Shoot the hostage.
 
2022-08-12 12:48:43 PM  
Dark Star - Talking to the bomb
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Did they try talking to the Bombs?
 
2022-08-12 12:50:15 PM  
LMPD Chief Erika Shields now on scene in downtown Louisville, where SWAT is canvassing the area after a series of pipes labeled "bomb 1" and "bomb 2" were found under a bus stop.

Sounds like a job for Keanu Reeves and Jeff Daniels.
 
2022-08-12 12:50:27 PM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: JJRRutgers: A buh?!

No, not a buh. A bomb.


I guess he couldn't afford the third time bomb on the right.

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2022-08-12 12:50:43 PM  
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2022-08-12 12:50:54 PM  

Devolving_Spud: Anyone heard from MTG today?

Just curious.


Probably OD'ing on gout medicine for her pheet.
 
2022-08-12 12:50:58 PM  
Where is this? Just seeing LMPD gives me no context.
 
2022-08-12 12:50:59 PM  
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2022-08-12 12:51:29 PM  

greentea1985: Where is this? Just seeing LMPD gives me no context.


Louisville, KY
 
2022-08-12 12:51:45 PM  

markie_farkie: [live.staticflickr.com image 850x511]

You can't reason with Bomb 20, so there's that.


I like bombs that have CAUTION labels
 
2022-08-12 12:52:03 PM  

Aetre: steklo: [Fark user image 374x411]

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Respect.


They've been showing old Adam West Batman episodes on MeTV on Saturday nights after Svengoolie.  It's so great to see them on TV again; they were overdone and campy as all get up, but I have mad respect for all the actors and actresses that were able to deliver all that camp with a straight face and make it so fun.
 
2022-08-12 12:52:35 PM  

greentea1985: Where is this? Just seeing LMPD gives me no context.


Louisville KY
 
2022-08-12 12:52:55 PM  

Aetre: Respect.


A+
 
2022-08-12 12:55:38 PM  

kobrakai: greentea1985: Where is this? Just seeing LMPD gives me no context.

Louisville, KY


Thank you. I hate it when reporters give you absolutely no context for a news story, like forgetting to say the location.
 
2022-08-12 12:55:51 PM  

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ShayMcAlisterTV: LMPD Chief Erika Shields now on scene in downtown Louisville, where SWAT is canvassing the area after a series of pipes labeled "bomb 1" and "bomb 2" were found under a bus stop. https://t.co/D7d22Rkzn2


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Tig Notaro is on the case!
 
2022-08-12 12:56:23 PM  

Aetre: steklo: [Fark user image 374x411]

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Respect.


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I'm not entirely sure about that.
 
2022-08-12 12:56:47 PM  
Bus stops are well known child grooming areas and everyone knows that antifa takes the bus. Besides... It could have been a trumper with a nail gun.
 
2022-08-12 12:56:50 PM  

abbarach: They've been showing old Adam West Batman episodes on MeTV on Saturday nights after Svengoolie


There's also another cable station showing them early on Saturday AM's. I always like to catch the "part 2's" when Batman & Robin escape the evil death trap and 26 minutes later gets the bad-guys.

Also, they should bring back Batman, the Animated Serious. Now, that show was good.
 
2022-08-12 12:57:53 PM  

pehvbot: Aetre: steklo: [Fark user image 374x411]

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Respect.

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I'm not entirely sure about that.


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2022-08-12 12:59:58 PM  
Idiots.

You get two pigs. You paint numbers on them - 1, 4 - grease them up and set them loose in the school.

They catch the two, they say "hey, someone numbered these pigs as being a set of 4, but we only gots two of them" and they spend the rest of the time looking.

But with bombs.
 
2022-08-12 1:00:52 PM  
I thought the standard labelling for a pair of bombs was:

"Hi, There!"

and:

'Dear John."
 
2022-08-12 1:03:36 PM  
The burrito I had for lunch yesterday has been defused without incident. I hope things turn out as well in Louisville.
 
2022-08-12 1:05:32 PM  
What kind of bomb?
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2022-08-12 1:05:35 PM  
I mean, we laugh and all, but this is what domestic terrorism looks like - it doesn't require explosions and body counts, just the fear. We're going to see more of this stupidity right up to and through the mid-term elections.
 
2022-08-12 1:06:39 PM  

wxboy: Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: JJRRutgers: A buh?!

No, not a buh. A bomb.

I guess he couldn't afford the third time bomb on the right.

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We may have to blow the computer.

Blow ROC?

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2022-08-12 1:11:40 PM  
This was a huge bomb

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2022-08-12 1:11:52 PM  
Which one of you chuckleheads left a copy of Gigli and Battlefield Earth at a bus stop?
 
2022-08-12 1:12:28 PM  
Both bombs were put under the same bus stop? Talk about farking lazy.
 
2022-08-12 1:12:36 PM  

wxboy: Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: JJRRutgers: A buh?!

No, not a buh. A bomb.

I guess he couldn't afford the third time bomb on the right.

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God I've seen that so many times but never noticed the stickers on the briefcase
 
2022-08-12 1:14:46 PM  

khitsicker: Amateurs. You are supposed to label them bomb 1 and bomb 3.

anyone who has done a senior prank with mice knows this.


No kidding. Also may need a mattress and a crane.


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